CB2 made a really dogshit post I just thought you guys should know

71 2017-12-21 by supergauntlet

74 comments

1 no_maps_no_plans 2017-12-21

That smiley ain't gonna do you any favours when the revolution comes for you boy.

classic, gotta love advocating murder

/u/jonathan__az why are you such a faggot

1 jonathan__az 2017-12-21

basically i don’t think saying that a revolution or whatever is coming to get you is the same as saying “i think x should all be killed”

it’s like saying “if you walk into a street a car will hit you” vs “a car should hit you” if that makes sense

ⁱ might also be putting wayyyy too much effort into this dumb comment on r/drama

1 stevemisor 2017-12-21

You are perhaps the least aware person I have seen

Saying "The revolution is coming for you" is a death threat

1 stevemisor 2017-12-21

Its the exact same thing

Its just worded in way where you could argue "I didn't threaten to kill him, I just said I approved of him being killed by someone else"

1 jonathan__az 2017-12-21

if you want to get that pedantic the person never expressed explicit support for them being killed by a revolution, just that it would happen

1 stevemisor 2017-12-21

The use technicality on internet bullshit is a cancer that must be removed

This "you'll be sorry when the revolution comes" or "the world will be better off with you gone" is the same thing as "i hope you die" and most internet forums count it as the same thing

On reddit death threats are wrong but threats of genocide are OK

1 jonathan__az 2017-12-21

it’s not the same though. There’s a pretty big difference between “you will die” and “you should die”, at least in this instance

1 stevemisor 2017-12-21

It becomes a death threat when you imply you support the group doing the killing

Communist reddit is not being any more "factual" when they tell non believers that they will be against the wall any more than right wing is when they talk about the fucking helicopter rides

1 jonathan__az 2017-12-21

i agree, just to be clear. If you express support for the group that is doing the killings then yes, it is a death threat. that being said it’s not worth it to care about pathetic internet marxists this much.

1 giroth 2017-12-21

Never show fear here

tell /u/stevemisor to fuck off back to some other sub that gives a shit about his shilling for the new ban on violenceposting by the admins

1 coolbeans531 2017-12-21

Tbh dude I respect you for being honest and admitting when you're wrong, world be a lot better with people were more humble

1 elsiedeez 2017-12-21

You will die, and no one is going to care and some will actually be pleased

1 no_maps_no_plans 2017-12-21

no i think its worse because you're too much of a little bitch to kill them urselves.

I want to destroy your cute little twink butthole but I'm man enough to throw you on your knees myself.

1 jonathan__az 2017-12-21

oh god I’m so scared by your super scary threats and slurs I don’t know what I’m gonna do!!

just kidding I’m actually just laughing at how pathetic that it is that you have to result to name calling and threats to make an “argument”

1 no_maps_no_plans 2017-12-21

where do you live? you sound pretty cute.

lets stop flirting and meet up pls respond

1 jonathan__az 2017-12-21

arizona, its nice this time of year

1 no_maps_no_plans 2017-12-21

what a coincidence! me too!

wanna come over my place and play around a bit?

1 jonathan__az 2017-12-21

not particularly

1 yesiamcorrect 2017-12-21

just that it would happen

Which makes what he said a joke and not a threat

1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2017-12-21

I never expressed explicit support for you being forced to choke on your own dick, I just said it would happen.

1 Redactor0 2017-12-21

Can't tell if you're joking or not. Are you seriously going on about the inevitable communist revolution? Sorry bro, but the revolution already happened. It happened in 1989. And before that was the Islamic Revolution in 1979.

How long are you going to keep following this dead religion? Why not become something more modern, like a Christian Scientist?

1 jonathan__az 2017-12-21

I’m not Marxist, lol. you misinterpreted my comment. Basically, I don’t care about idiot leftists going on about “”””inevitable”””” revolutions that won’t happen. However, people being thrown out of helicopters for their political views happened in South America as recently as the 80s, so I’m a tad more worried about that.

1 Redactor0 2017-12-21

I always interpret everything that people say here in the worst possible light, and that works out 95% of the time. Guess this wasn't my lucky day.

1 jonathan__az 2017-12-21

cest la vie I guess

1 TrailerParkBride 2017-12-21

For what it's worth, while I don't expect the revolution to come I do sincerely hope that you'll die in the street if it does.

1 jonathan__az 2017-12-21

I don’t expect one either which is why I don’t really care

1 Thestateyest 2017-12-21

It’s like saying “if you walk into a street a car will hit you” after saying you would support hypothetical revolutionaries who will make you stand in the street at gunpoint

1 jonathan__az 2017-12-21

yep

1 r_juicyasians 2017-12-21

i might also be putting wayyyy too much effort into not keeping myself safe

ftfy

1 Rith2 2017-12-21

basically i don’t think saying that a revolution or whatever is coming to get you is the same as saying “i think x should all be killed”

Except it literally does you stupid fucking retard. Honestly you are so retarded it angers me, nice job.

1 jonathan__az 2017-12-21

Care to enlighten me as to how? Or are you just gonna say “retarded” a fuckton and somehow think it makes a valid argument?

1 Rith2 2017-12-21

the revolution is coming for you

How is his not a threat dummy, you know what happened to other people the “revolution” “came for”?

1 jonathan__az 2017-12-21

uhh nothing, because a Marxist revolution hasn’t materialized in the West like they say it will? Unless you live in a shit tier 3rd world country saying a revolution is gonna come doesn’t mean anything.

1 Redactor0 2017-12-21

I'm watching a TV show about the intelligence of crows right now. They're literally smarter than reddit communists.

1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-21

Tbh the moment empathy is introduced, Marxism falls the fuck apart.

Karl Marx somehow got every single benefit of Communism wrong while simultaneously predicting every flaw and pitfall in Capitalism. It's impressive really how someone can be so thoroughly wrong about what they support but spot on when it comes to something they hate.

Reddit in a nutshell, really.

1 ibua 2017-12-21

while simultaneously predicting every flaw and pitfall in Capitalism

Except, you know, his biggest prediction that Capitalism would fail

1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-21

Except, you know, his biggest prediction that Capitalism would fail

Just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it won't.

1 ibua 2017-12-21

Barring an apocalyptic catastrophe I doubt it. It will be slowly replaced, not fail, as more things become post-scarcity.

1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-21

Becoming obsolete is failure.

1 ibua 2017-12-21

Oh yeah everyone looks back the original iphone as an abject failure because no one uses them anymore

1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-21

That's different, we look at past, present and future iPhone users as failures. The people who got those idiots to buy them are fucking geniuses.

Certified Apple Geniuses.

1 ibua 2017-12-21

Sounds like shit a poor would say, no wonder you like Marx

1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-21

Making me out to be the Marxist?

Standard Marxist behavior.

1 ibua 2017-12-21

I know you are but what am I 💩💩💩

1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-21

I know you are 💩💩💩

Are you saying I'm Patrick Stewart?

1 ibua 2017-12-21

Are you?

1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-21

Fuck, I dint know. Am I??????

1 Chromebookbitches 2017-12-21

original iphone as an abject failure

The original iphone was an abject failure. It was massively outsold by competing technology, and it wasn't until 4, phone and iOS, that it was even remotely usable and had even the mediocre quality that Apple always oversells.

1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-12-21

Lol

1 andyfuckingkaufman 2017-12-21

Trying to have a fucking apple vs. android argument.

Dude's neck is hairy as shit, guaranteed.

1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-12-21

Who cares faggot

1 elsiedeez 2017-12-21

What was that apocryphal Zhou Enlai quote?

1 andyfuckingkaufman 2017-12-21

You sound just like a bible thumper waiting on the front porch for Jesus to stop by.

1 Neronoah 2017-12-21

wrong while simultaneously predicting every flaw and pitfall in Capitalism

Not really. He had very outdated views.

1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2017-12-21

while simultaneously predicting every flaw and pitfall in Capitalism.

His biggest criticisms of capitalism are based on a pants on head retarded theory of marginal value, he didn't even come close to predicting issues such as the efficient market hypothesis not holding so well or the tragedy of the commons.

1 weniscommander 2017-12-21

10 years ago 90% of that thread would have been praising Venezuela.

Doesn't matter anyways, none of these self described socialists/commies/anarchists have the ability or guts to pull off a revolution of any kind.

1 Wtfct 2017-12-21

That really is the great thing about American far leftists, they're too incompetent and self destructive to actually pull anything off.

See Occupy wall street a few years ago and how it ate itself from the inside.

1 -absolutego- 2017-12-21

You're talking about a thread full of reddit commies, 10 years ago 90% of that thread hadn't had their first wet dream yet.

1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2017-12-21

Thanks

1 freet0 2017-12-21

CB2 is full of commies, what a surprise

1 supergauntlet 2017-12-21

t. fascist

1 BigLordFigot 2017-12-21

haha yeah

1 BigLordFigot 2017-12-21

t. fascist

1 jaredschaffer27 2017-12-21

haha yeah

1 jaredschaffer27 2017-12-21

t. fascist

1 supergauntlet 2017-12-21

haha yeah

1 darth_stroyer 2017-12-21

this is true though

1 VPEKD 2017-12-21

stalin did nothing wrong

1 glmox 2017-12-21

Global warming is accelerating like crazy, we're entering another economic crisis and tension is rising between nations. The stage is set for a revolution, be afraid fascist.

this is the most pathetic post ive read all day, including the vinyl nazi's

1 andyfuckingkaufman 2017-12-21