Absolute Retard Rosie O'Donnel Tweets a $2mil Bribe Offer for Senators to Vote 'No' on Tax Bill

106  2017-12-21 by Joe_Bruin

73 comments

I think she is legitimately mentally ill, judging by her shit grammar/punctuation and complete inability to understand that offering a bribe over Twitter might be a bad idea.

A fat and overrated actor is mentally ill?

Please do tell me more Dr. Freud.

You comment in /r/drama, therefore you are also likely fat, overrated, and mentally ill.

I mean - post bussy.

HAHA jokes on you, I'm skinny, overrated, and autistic!

Wow imagine you being pegged by 250 pounder "Rosie" with a pineapple. Gotcha

I would fap to that

Probably doesn't help her arch nemesis is now the most powerful man in the world.

It probably does annoy her that Daddy can literally nuke her.

She's rich though, the harshest she'll get is a fine if even investigated or prosecuted.

Which is the whole problem with making bribery illegal. It goes against American values, since only rich people have the money to bribe, so eventually it will end up with the rich being treated like commoners in a court of law.

Well, it would be really hard to prove that she was serious since she did it over Twitter and is a "comedian." She would have had to make a much more substantial effort in order to ruin a "I was joking" defense. No way any prosecutor takes something as silly as this on.

Fingers too fat to text and too rich to qualify for free "texting wand."

she’s been confirmed deranged for years. she’s a truther too

Yeah, this is America, we do our bribes behind closed doors. And the fact she thinks 2 million is enough makes me giggle.

The rich have been fishing for a tax cut for a long time, and Donald "man of the people" Trump helped them out.

r u for real?

Pot radio Light one up son

I mean look what she said in her first interview a year after daddy won the election:

“It’s taken a year for me to get my equilibrium back, to come back up to the surface, to really go, ‘OK, every Monday is the hope that this is the last week’ — and every Friday is a devastation. There are people who tell me, ‘Oh it’s going to be another year, another two years,’ and I seriously worry whether I personally will be able to live through [his presidency] and whether the nation will be able to live through it and survive,” she continued. “It’s a terrifying concept, on the brink of nuclear war with a madman in charge. And the ineptitude — the impotence of people who should be able to stop him claiming they can’t — is absolutely infuriating.”

Pretty sure she just broke like 3 laws lol

I’ve got attempt to bribe government officials (2 counts), and attempt to do it across state lines so possible mail fraud (2 counts).

What’s your “I broke a federal law” bingo card say?

Twitter comes from sms which is a fancy form of e-mail

She should have worded it "campaign donation".

Inshallah

Her lawyer tweeted it

He's a very funny lawyer.

ya but she could easily get out of it by saying it was a joke

Except for the 4-5 replies to comments saying she was dead serious

except shes a comedian so she can just call it a joke

dont think thats how the law works

I don't think either of us knows how the law works

yep, but im just going by what i saw a lawyer say on twitter

Me too

absolute boss rosie o donnel told ben shapiro to suck her dick yesterday too

So she’s been a bussy all this time? Ewwwweweeweeweew

I want gussy now!

GET OUT

Mods?

Looks at doctors without borders mission statement

Mmmm.... I mean, it helps, but it just isn't... well, my style. I need to do something full blown retarded to help out the little guy.

Sorry kids. I think one of the requirements for a conviction for bribery is that the alleged briber must have the capability and intent to complete the bribe. And I think we all know Rosie doesn't have that kind of money anymore.

She has the capability, google says still worth ~$100mil. Plus, it's not like saying 'well I only had $10!' would be a defense at all. Making the offer is sufficient, whether or not you could follow through.

18 USC 201(b)(1), literally about as clear cut as you can get. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/201

But now she's saying it was sarcasm/she didn't mean it/well DONORS DO IT TOO

lmao

You're actually developmentally disabled if you think this constitutes a bribe.

You mean, if I think she meant it? Because if she meant it (yeah, proving intent is different, no shit), this is as clear cut as you can get without saying 'I want to bribe you.'

1) Directly, 2) offers or promises, 3) anything of value to, 4) any public official with, 5) intent to influence any official act.

Those are the elements here, and 4 out of 5 are met by the tweet. You'd just need to prove intent.

So what you're saying is she'll be in prison right after Clinton?

I love watching you retards work yourself into a frenzy.

So what you're saying is she'll be in prison right after Clinton?

What? How does this relate to Clinton? I said:

And no, I don't think anything will actually happen to her.

I just think she's a retard, and rich celebrities tweeting stupid things like this aren't going to land them in serious, real-world consequences.

Don't try to change the subject and go off on a tangent just because you're too dumb to understand what constitutes a bribe or offer.

Are you trying to say you aren't spazzing and agenda posting over this in drama? Look at this thread bud.

You're not wrong. I mean, here's a former federal prosecutor's take on it.

Yeah but this sub loves to agenda post about her so it doesn't really matter. Meanwhile this guy is LARPING as a lawyer.

Fair point.

But they had a link no ones going to read, they must be right 🤔

"You should keep that money & use it for a sex change back to a woman."

Australians with the bants

i mean its not like it doesnt happen with campaign donations its hardly a secret

seems like we hardly bother hiding anything these days so why not announce it on twitter

People and companies donate to political campaigns because they want them to pursue their interests, and if they find that they're not, they don't. They don't give money directly to politicians to vote a certain way on a bill, that's just fucking stupid.

far be it from me to think all types of bribery are still bribery

for some reason i thought politicians were supposed to represent the interests of all their constituents, not just the ones that pay them

So you don't think people should be able to contribute to campaigns? That's very interesting, tell me more. I'm sure you've thought this through, deeply.

i genuinely think a single entity should not be able to donate more than a couple thousand to a campaign

the moment the disadvantaged dont have a say in our country is the moment our democracy has definitively failed

They should advantage themselves. And if they can't, they're worthless anyway.

I don't want no scrubs.

They should advantage themselves. And if they can't, they're worthless anyway.

I don't want no scrubs.

They should advantage themselves. And if they can't, they're worthless anyway.

I don't want no scrubs.

And this, folks, is America's mentality in a nutshell.

Yeah. We don't coddle pussies.

No single entity can do that currently - more often than not, when someone is describing how much was donated to a campaign from a company they're saying the employees of that company collectively gave that much, while no single person went over the 2,700 limit for that given cycle. (Which I think is pretty dishonest and seems to trick idiots).

Sometimes they lump in PAC money, but that's not cut and dry at all. If some guy wants to buy airtime to rant about Trump I think that should be perfectly legal, if some group of people want to get together to do the same thing, I don't functionally see how that's different.

It's already illegal for them to coordinate with the campaign - we should start by enforcing those rules before we go making rules about political speech the current administration (any admin, not just this one) gets to enforce. That seems... not smart.

if this bill passes

democracy is done

raping the nation

in public

with gleeful abandon

gavel man is satan

16 hours and its over

on our watch

What???

Either William Carlos Williams or diabetic ketoacidosis.

You can tell how far into insanity people are slipping based on their tweeting style. Just looking at that you know shes nuts

rosie o'donnell's typed like that since 2003

we know

into insanity

man are slipping

on tweeting

happily watch

you into insanity

BREAKING: Rosie O'Donnell confirmed as the inventor of Time Cube

LIES! Shut up EVIL EDUCATOR TIME CUBE exists on 4 QUADRANTS NOTHING like 1 DIMENSIONAL Queer Rosie O'Donnel.

there is no fucking way rosie o'donnell is only occupying one dimension

Rosie EXISTED and WILL EXIST in 4 STAGES: OVERWEIGHT, OBESE, MORBIDLY OBESE, DEAD. Her MIND is a FLAT SQUARE with 4 SIDES!

Ricki Lake a hostage in the 7th Dimension confirmed.

Time is a fat circle

They told me that if GOP took power, we'd see millionaires brazenly and publicly offering bribes to Congressmen in exchange for favorable legislation.

By Jove, they were right!

What bill is she talking about?

The tax bill that's apparently going to kill us all. I think it's funny that every bill the GOP tries to pass is literally going to murder Americans according to leftoids

NVM, found it, thanks Google.

if this bill passes democracy is done raping the nation in public with gleeful abandon gavel man is satan 16 hours and its over on our watch

Holy shit, she's this autistic

Rich people hating new tax legislation. This is like r/politics wet dream. I bet they love this outrage, right?