Albright' favorite pizza CEO John Schnatter steps down.

25  2017-12-22 by McFluffTheCrimeCat

22 comments

Finally. I hated that fucking uppity goy.

C'mon, you know full well it's going to be Tom Monaghan who's going to bankroll the next purge of the Holy Land, uh, "Crusade".

Honestly this is probaly the best thing to happen to pizza since stuffed crust

Huh, white supremacists like really shitty pizza.

And even shittier ingredients

i dont like seeing papa john's full name written out. very unsettling

He used to love it when they called him Big Papa John

papa's last blessing

So I assume one of the Chosen is going to take his spot? Can't have any gentiles with power and influence.

In reality papa John is resigning so he can spend more time with his mcm Peyton manning.

Why does everyone hate papa John's I think it's good

It's worse than Domino's, I don't know how that's possible but it is somehow...

I think they're about equal tbh

This is the internet, everyone has "le superior taste".

You probably also think racoon asshole tastes good

Only if it's prepared correctly

Oh know who we are going to support now?

I bet Chris Christie could turn this company around, he looks like he has some passionate ideas about pizza

What is it with 'muricans and odd german last names?

Schnatter = Jabber

Graswald = Forest of grass

Goldberg = Mountain of gold

Drumpf = Trump

real answer: some ancestor of his moved to the US from Germany in the late 1860s

Immigration from german speaking places was a mistake tbh. The US needs a german ban.