It's Gatekeeping Time: Is r/drama right for you? Complete this short quiz and discover if you truly are the kind of deplorable who belongs here...

1  2017-12-22 by mohkohnsepicgun

You are walking through a forest, you walk into a clearing and find this jolly fellow accompanied by several gentlemen of color behaving much as they are in the above linked video.

What do you do?

A. Join in with his merry song.

B. Join in with his song ensuring to scream the n-word loudly right in the faces of the gentlemen of color so loudly and violently that spittle flies from your lips and lightly sprays their golden-skinned visages like the rain which fell on the field of the Berlin Olympic Stadium during that glorious summer in 1936.

C. Be offended.

D. Be offended at the person who was offended. Post a serious rebuttal to their percieved offence and then argue incessantly with other redditors who have stumbled onto the thread. Make sure to explain that it's "only a word" and actually it's a mispronunciation of the Spanish word for black so nobody should get offended anyway.

E. Be offended, message the mods. When they do exactly fuck all flee to SRD to report to like-minded individuals on the latest behavior of the deplorables.

F. Get offended and angry with the gentlemen color for not standing against this opppression. Use lots of phrases like "Uncle Tom" and "Self-hating POC" and resolutely refuse to accept that it would literally cost them their lives to do anything other than to obey the white master.

G. Mock the man for his song. Opine that his song is of an order which renders it likely to have been written by a person struggling to overcome profound mental challenges. Also trawl through the man's posting history and produce out-of-context comments which seem to imply that he may have a somewhat unhealthy way of looking at children.

H. Educate the gentlemen of color on the escatological concept known as "the mayocide". Tell them that it cannot come soon enough. When they start announcing their belief that whypipo ain't nuthin' but trouble, immediately post on reddit about how black people are racist and hate whypipo for no good reason whatsoever.

I. Downvote the man.

Make your choice and results, along with the meaning of those results, will be published on the day of the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who Died on the Cross for all of our sins. Amen.

11 comments

Imagine being this retarded and not being u/MasterLawlz

Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src

Snapshots:

  1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, removeddit.com, archive.is

  2. this jolly fellow - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

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J. Write a 40 volume treatise about it on /r/drama.

TLDR

To;Dr OP is retarded

J. Institute mayocide

I didn’t know 12 Years Of Slave was supposed to be a comedy

G and H of course.

I would recruit the negro to come lay with my wife. She's getting a little ornery lately

I'm a Deplorable.

Also an Employable.