Fresh (((twist))) on Santa's bussy

31  2017-12-22 by newcomer_ts

31 comments

9  Lawgustmarck 2017-12-22

So I’m guessing white Santa had an open relationship, posted on /r/hotwife, the bull liked Santa’s bussy more than mrs claus’ gussy. Divorce, Santa bottom bitch, and poof black Santa.

Someone write this out and publish it sounds like a sexy best seller sure to beat fifty shades.

Edit: the description!

Santa’s husband helps with all the holiday preparations: making a list and checking it twice, feeding Rudolph his organic gluten-free grains, and negotiating labor disputes with the elves making toys in the workshop. Occasionally, when Santa is too busy to make his scheduled appearances at the mall, his husband goes in his place to meet all the good boys and girls (and gender non-conforming children, of course) and ask them what they’d like in their stocking on Christmas morning.

3  Eight_Ace 2017-12-22

So this is outrage-bait then?

2  Lawgustmarck 2017-12-22

With a side of PC wholesomeness

2  Nile2000 2017-12-22

Don’t be made because Santa like big black boi bussy 😒😩😫

1  godofdae 2017-12-22

White Santa sounds like such a little bitch that I think Black Santa is cucking him hardcore.

9  Chronicopia420 2017-12-22

How (((they))) killed Christmas

6  AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-22

Everybody wanted a sequel

2  Chronicopia420 2017-12-22

Get Mel Gibson on board and that's a Oscar contender

6  AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-22

Have you seen him lately? He's already prepping for the role

5  Lawgustmarck 2017-12-22

Ohhhhhh boy.

Uh.

I've got 1/10 odds that MG will be accused of diddling little boi bussy in the next year.

I've got 1/8 odds that MG will be accused of diddling random incel bussy.

And I've got 1/2 odds that MG will be shot by the FBI after holing up in a mountainside cabin in Idaho.

5  Chronicopia420 2017-12-22

Forget bitcoin that's a solid investment plan

3  K-town- 2017-12-22

> be incel

> get diddled by MG

> become volcel

3  Chronicopia420 2017-12-22

Every thing about that picture is a red flag

2  ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-12-22

Those echoes

Motherfucking lol. It's an online radio apparently.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-22

RU Sirius?

Nice catch tho

5  mr_almeida 2017-12-22

One of the saddest moments in my childhood was when I found out santa wasn't gay

2  godofdae 2017-12-22

This but unironically.

4  LSU_Coonass 2017-12-22

where are the right wing death squads reddit told me trump would create? we need them

3  K-town- 2017-12-22

Be the change

4  The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-12-22

4  Why_We_Need_Islam 2017-12-22

2  do0rkn0b 2017-12-22

/u/whyyouneedjesus

2  crimsonchibolt 2017-12-22

eh not big surprise, I can find maybe over a 100 different stories, Images, Videos. of a gay santa usually with a phat ass twink because duh thats how that works.

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1  Morgoff 2017-12-22

REVOLUTIONARY. I'm getting everyone 3 of these for Christmas, and picking everyone up on their microaggressions during dinner.

That'll get me into black gay heaven.

1  Harradar 2017-12-22

Writing a book where Santa is in an interracial gay relationship to own the cons.

1  searingsky 2017-12-22

Wtf i love christmas now

1  youcanteatbullets 2017-12-22

Classic misogyny, erasing women completely.

1  IAintThatGuy 2017-12-22

Is it time for the day of the rope yet? I swear if it doesn't happen in 2018 I'll start it on my own.

1  take_a_dumpling 2017-12-22

What they don't tell you is that it takes place in prison and white santa is definitely "Santa's Wife."

0  Chicup 2017-12-22

/u/The_Reason_Trump_Won