So I’m guessing white Santa had an open relationship, posted on /r/hotwife, the bull liked Santa’s bussy more than mrs claus’ gussy. Divorce, Santa bottom bitch, and poof black Santa.

Someone write this out and publish it sounds like a sexy best seller sure to beat fifty shades.

Edit: the description!

Santa’s husband helps with all the holiday preparations: making a list and checking it twice, feeding Rudolph his organic gluten-free grains, and negotiating labor disputes with the elves making toys in the workshop. Occasionally, when Santa is too busy to make his scheduled appearances at the mall, his husband goes in his place to meet all the good boys and girls (and gender non-conforming children, of course) and ask them what they’d like in their stocking on Christmas morning.

So this is outrage-bait then?

With a side of PC wholesomeness

Don’t be made because Santa like big black boi bussy 😒😩😫

White Santa sounds like such a little bitch that I think Black Santa is cucking him hardcore.

How (((they))) killed Christmas

Everybody wanted a sequel

Get Mel Gibson on board and that's a Oscar contender

Have you seen him lately? He's already prepping for the role

Ohhhhhh boy.

Uh.

I've got 1/10 odds that MG will be accused of diddling little boi bussy in the next year.

I've got 1/8 odds that MG will be accused of diddling random incel bussy.

And I've got 1/2 odds that MG will be shot by the FBI after holing up in a mountainside cabin in Idaho.

Forget bitcoin that's a solid investment plan

> be incel

> get diddled by MG

> become volcel

Every thing about that picture is a red flag

Those echoes

Motherfucking lol. It's an online radio apparently.

RU Sirius?

Nice catch tho

One of the saddest moments in my childhood was when I found out santa wasn't gay

This but unironically.

where are the right wing death squads reddit told me trump would create? we need them

Be the change

/u/whyyouneedjesus

eh not big surprise, I can find maybe over a 100 different stories, Images, Videos. of a gay santa usually with a phat ass twink because duh thats how that works.

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REVOLUTIONARY. I'm getting everyone 3 of these for Christmas, and picking everyone up on their microaggressions during dinner.

That'll get me into black gay heaven.

Writing a book where Santa is in an interracial gay relationship to own the cons.

Wtf i love christmas now

Classic misogyny, erasing women completely.

Is it time for the day of the rope yet? I swear if it doesn't happen in 2018 I'll start it on my own.

What they don't tell you is that it takes place in prison and white santa is definitely "Santa's Wife."

/u/The_Reason_Trump_Won