If the 21st century is taking applications for antisemitic conspiracy theories, I'd like to posit that Linda Sarsour is an Israeli agent designed to make Palestinians unsympathetic.
Who benefits from the flat earth conspiracy? Globe manufacturers?
People who don't want us to know that GPS is actually powered by magic crystals (and want to keep that secret so they make up that whole "round earth" conspiracy to pretend GPS is based on actual science).
Plus, think about how many people would have to be in on the flat earth cover-up. Most conspiracies have a motive and a plausible number of people that are in on it, but there’s way too many people throughout history who would know the “truth” about the earth being flat.
The people I’ve seen address this point say something to the effect of “if they can convince you that the earth isn’t flash, what else can they convince you of”??
Cmon man, free energy coverup is clearly concocted by big oil. Do you even conspiratard? Also Obummer and his brigade of renewable energy goons is in on it, the billions spent on solar is a waste because we could just use potatoes and crystals.
The round earth narrative prevents us from leaving our part of the world through the south pole where our god-like space alien creators live. As long as we are prevented from reaching enlightenment the world governments can continue enslaving us for their own benefit.
On another note, I wonder if there's frequent conflict among conspiracy theorists because the flat earth conspiracy completely contradicts the hollow earth conspiracy which seemed more popular a few years ago.
The thing I don't get with these people, is even if you could create energy from nothing, what keeps it from devouring the universe or at least the device? How can you contain unlimited energy?
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18 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2017-12-23
The free energy and flat earth conspiracies are my two favourite because aside from being crazy they also have no motive behind them.
Jews control the world? Sure.
Obama orchestrated Sandy Hook to take Bubba's guns? Sure
Who benefits from the flat earth conspiracy? Globe manufacturers?
7 SPAMRAAM_ 2017-12-23
Probably the Jews, it's generally them.
9 bjt23 2017-12-23
Poor Jews.
If the 21st century is taking applications for antisemitic conspiracy theories, I'd like to posit that Linda Sarsour is an Israeli agent designed to make Palestinians unsympathetic.
1 kane4life4ever 2017-12-23
I know right. She is playing the left, or maybe working with them. Either way she is great for military industrial complex, and the one israel plan
3 IAintThatGuy 2017-12-23
People who don't want us to know that GPS is actually powered by magic crystals (and want to keep that secret so they make up that whole "round earth" conspiracy to pretend GPS is based on actual science).
2 cimarafa 2017-12-23
wait do we own the crystals
2 theycallmeryan 2017-12-23
Plus, think about how many people would have to be in on the flat earth cover-up. Most conspiracies have a motive and a plausible number of people that are in on it, but there’s way too many people throughout history who would know the “truth” about the earth being flat.
2 r4chan-cancer 2017-12-23
A lot of flat earthers are bible literalists and believe the conspiracy from a mix of crazy and because the Bible says so.
2 stevemisor 2017-12-23
IF YOU WERE IN A PLANE YOU WOULD FLY OFF THE EDGE
1 Rith2 2017-12-23
The people I’ve seen address this point say something to the effect of “if they can convince you that the earth isn’t flash, what else can they convince you of”??
1 newprofile15 2017-12-23
Cmon man, free energy coverup is clearly concocted by big oil. Do you even conspiratard? Also Obummer and his brigade of renewable energy goons is in on it, the billions spent on solar is a waste because we could just use potatoes and crystals.
1 Tagesausbruch 2017-12-23
The round earth narrative prevents us from leaving our part of the world through the south pole where our god-like space alien creators live. As long as we are prevented from reaching enlightenment the world governments can continue enslaving us for their own benefit.
On another note, I wonder if there's frequent conflict among conspiracy theorists because the flat earth conspiracy completely contradicts the hollow earth conspiracy which seemed more popular a few years ago.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-12-23
Flat earth is ABSOLUTELY a conspiracy to keep you from looking for the entrance to the hollow earth.
Jews did it to keep you from finding the secret base from which (((Soros))) carries out his nefarious plans to genocide the whites.
1 IslamicStatePatriot 2017-12-23
You fucking rounders think your so smart yet the horizon remains so flat. But whatever, if ball Earth helps ya get through the day then go ahead.
Can I ask you one question though?
Is your water fluoridated?
8 Chronicopia420 2017-12-23
If this is being woke, Imma go back to sleep
2 kane4life4ever 2017-12-23
This^ the comment of 2017
6 accounttttttttt 2017-12-23
AHAHAHHAHAA
3 froibo 2017-12-23
This is your brain on anime.
1 weniscommander 2017-12-23
Jill Stein posts on /r/conspiracy?
5 SnapshillBot 2017-12-23
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5 PM_ME_UR_NAKED_TITS 2017-12-23
I don't understand why these people make up these elaborate retarded conspiracies. Are they this bored?
6 Whores_anus 2017-12-23
They want to be recognised as the great mind they see themselves as.
3 stevemisor 2017-12-23
The world is full of hunger, strife, and malevolence
These people can't not accept that these things are random or inevitable, it has to be someone pulling strings
It makes them feel safe to believe that bad things happen only when someone wills it
2 newprofile15 2017-12-23
No they are just incredibly stupid and believing in these conspiracies is how they make themselves feel smart.
3 Ardvarkeating101 2017-12-23
/u/iamn30, is it true that you shove a potato up your ass to power yourself for the day?
2 ffbtaw 2017-12-23
But free energy does exist?
Gibb's free energy, for instance.
5 Tagesausbruch 2017-12-23
Work for your energy like everyone else, welfare queen
3 LightUmbra 2017-12-23
Gibb says it's free, but once you get hooked he starts charging.
2 Redactor0 2017-12-23
He's betting that you'll forget to cancel when your free trial runs out.
2 ffbtaw 2017-12-23
Just alternate between Gibbs and Helmholtz.
2 froibo 2017-12-23
The thing I don't get with these people, is even if you could create energy from nothing, what keeps it from devouring the universe or at least the device? How can you contain unlimited energy?