Daddy needs you to tell him how much you love him more than that Black Guy you were seeing...

122  2017-12-23 by UnluckyImp22

100 comments

Trump options:

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  • Other

Obama options:

  • Great

  • Good

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  • Poor

  • Other

Top kek.

Is this legit an official site from him? I know he is insecure and borderline retarded but this just seems too on the nose.

It's hosted on his official personal site, so...

It asked me for a donation after I gave my opinion. Yep definitely legit Trump

If it wasn't for the 'insecure' shitposting nobody would care about this meaningless poll. Now it will be national news. 17D Scrabble.

blah blah blah we can’t lose etc etc

Well we can't.

we can’t lose

Eddie in virgina—-L

Pedobear in Alabama—L

Yeah it checks out

It's amazing what happens when you give felons the right to vote

tfw when you're so cucked that you invent a scary boogieman for every setback in life

Yeah I don't like Eric Garland either

Literally who?

Well we let you vote, so I guess retards have a voice

Wow I'm Canadian

So a retard who spells color and favorite wrong?

We don't have colored people here only the Québécois

Yeah, even he didn't vote for himself!

lol you're Jewish you should blow your face off with a 12 gauge schlomo

Jeez, you point out one man is a kiddy diddler suddenly everything gets personal

Ask your Rabbi

That wasn't a question

It's amazing what happens when you put people who should be felons at the top of the Republican ticket

you give felons the right to vote

You don't give felons the right to vote, some places (Places with things like human rights) just don't tale away peoples right to vote

Oh I forgot killing unborn children is a human right my bad I guess we should let ex felon niggers continue to vote DemoKKKrat

You must be a troll

Pretty sure Saddam said exactly that when we told him the Jews wanted him out of their oil fields in Kuwait

Pedobear in Alabama—L

ACKSHUALLY, it's ephebobear

hows that wall comin? lol

hillary in jail yet? lol

trump totally not under investigation for annything? lol

Wall is coming along great, thanks for asking, Hillary isn't out of hot water yet, Trump is under no investigations whatsoever.

Wall is coming along great, thanks for asking, Hillary isn't out of hot water yet, Trump is under no investigations whatsoever.

Proof, proof, and "the entire cabinet is in hot water" includes the head of the cabinet

It's like you just make up your own reality. An autistic super power.

So tell me, what investigation is Trump under?

None you clearly just told me

Wall is coming along great

Source? Has it even been start? I mean trump has like 3 years to build it.

Hillary isn't out of hot water yet

You;re right, she was never in it

Trump is under no investigations whatsoever.

Ohhhh you're trolling

Nobody can tell me what investigation he is under. It would really be nice if someone did. If they think the Russia collusion investigation involves the President in any way, they are dead wrong. The wall is progressing, Hilldawgs foundation is still in the spotlight. Either way, have a Merry Christmas.

The wheel turns...

Slowly.

I've always said that "all publicity is good publicity" might be a good way to ran a campaign, but not a presidency. But not that long ago I realized that Trump is simply running a re-election campaign instead of a country. This questionnaire too, is simply a fundraising link.

17D indeed.

I know he is insecure and borderline retarded

Source? Or are you just slandering a man because your jealous?

Hillary lost, get over it.

wait, you think donald trump isnt an insecure retard?

what sub are you in?

i think you're an insecure retard.

One doesn't nullify the other. Both could be retards.

keep yourself safe fam...

Ahh thanks. Will do.

DON'T 👏TELL 👏 ME 👏 WHAT 👏 TO 👏 DO 👏

He has nothing to be insecure about, hes accomplished more as president in one year than most presidents accomplish in a full term. Nothing points to him being stupid, he won the american peoples vote, and the american people are the most educated and informed in the modern, uncucked world.

The fact you can't see his brilliance points to you being the retard, not him.

"uncucked"

(when you realize youre talking to an idiot on the internet)

I'd say he's the worst president we've ever had but the multiple choice form doesnt give that option so he must be the best ever.

You must be really talented typing that with one hand.

so much wrong with your statement I can't even.

You seem pretty insecure tbh but I guess that’s what you get when you tie your self worth to a baby handed roastie with a tie and a predilection for incest.

This guy

keep yourself safe ASAP

And now, back to T_D or whichever spewing shitsub you emerged from.

He has nothing to be insecure about

Aside from the fact that he's fat, lazy, stupid, shaping up to be a lame duck, liked less then GW Bush and can't pass shit.

hes accomplished more as president in one year than most presidents accomplish in a full term

No he hasn't, you're just saying that to make yourself feel better.

he won the american peoples vote

But lost the popular vote.

and the american people are the most educated and informed in the modern

You must be trolling. America is infamous for it's stupid people.

liked less then GW Bush

Liked less than literally every other president since they started asking people that.

Nice joke 👌🤣👍

Did you choose "other" for Trump in the poll because you think there should have been an option for "the best ever" first year?

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*you're

I'm fucking american, I speak american english. Its "your" you faggot canacuck

It really did take me a second to discern if you were merely pretending, I'm impressed. It's so hard to tell these days.

All the agendaposts got people taking eachother seriously. #notmydrama

Do you have a monopoly on extra chromosomes

Bruh read the poll and tell me that isn't insecurity.

Source?

The past year

Or are you just slandering a man because your jealous?

Lolololololololololol no. I am not, nor will I ever be jealous of a old fat man who's starting to show signs of dementia.

This is good for dramacoin.

Zozcoin*

I would fully endorse crypto if that was an option.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

https://docs.openchain.org/en/latest/

Zlecoin*

ZozzleCoin*

kekekekekekeke

Are we living in the most hilarious timeline?

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You have to marvel at this kind of thing.

I mean holy shit, imagine it, you're a completely inexperienced, inept populist chicken tendie who got voted into one of the most powerful positions in the world, you literally shitpost as part of your job, you've created legislation that will save/make you tens of millions of dollars and if you're just not feeling hot you can fuck off to a golf course or hold a rally to feel better. And yet, still, you're insecure about how people perceive you.

Like, why care at that point? You're a rich politician, it's unlikely you'll ever face any consequence to any action you take for the rest of your life.

Narcissistic personality disorder

Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) is a personality disorder in which there is a long-term pattern of abnormal behavior characterized by exaggerated feelings of self-importance, an excessive need for admiration, and a lack of understanding of others' feelings. People affected by it often spend a lot of time thinking about achieving power or success, or about their appearance. They often take advantage of the people around them. The behavior typically begins by early adulthood, and occurs across a variety of situations.


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Daddy being insecure? You don't say

Is God Emperor Trump the best president the US has ever seen?

  • Yes
  • Other
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  • Fuck me harder, Daddy!

I really dislike trump? But I don't think making fun of his skin colour (no matter how funny it is) is a good precedent to set? I imagine liberals would be up in arms if we started calling Obama the naughty nigger?

/u/thegamegennie fighting discrimination against orange-americans

Oompaloompaphobia is a hate crime.

I imagine liberals would be up in arms if we started calling Obama the naughty nigger?

personally, id more be confused that people are going around using "naughty" as an insult like theyre a political cartoon from the 1910s

orange cheeto-americans

Educate yourself

Tangerine lives matter!!

Dont start a precedent. We can't have reddit users discriminating against retards.

I know this was posted ages ago! But I just saw this...and man is it funny :) I don’t even remember what this was in reference to? But a good trip down memory lane for sure :) I guess I could pull a rosane and blame it on ambien? Lol I’m pretty sure I was being sarcastic at the time? But I don’t remember lol

Did you just get out of jail or something

Lol no, I actually just didn’t know there was a “mentions” icon where people mention you on other subs? More ignorant than criminal...

He's the most high-maintenance president. This is a comfort test. Mostly he just shit-tests us to see how solid we are. But the answer to a comfort test is not Masterful Amusement or to neg him. You must lace your fingers with Daddy's and tell him you really care.

You don't ever think about him when we're making legislation together, do you?

Of course not, whatever we had together was in the past. I feel about as warm toward him as I do a pile of shoelaces covered in mold. Once you go Imp, you never go limp <3

I'd be shocked if he didn't do this

Its a GOP site supposedly, they get nothing until they all bend a knee to Daddy.

Wew lad that is pathetic

Where is the "Hillary would've been worse" brigade, now?

Friend, with the amount of anti-Clinton propaganda and the massive smear campaign the GOP launched years ago against her there is literally nothing Trump can do that would make those people admit they made a mistake.

I unironically think Trump could walk on a stage tomorrow, call them all retarded, say he scammed them, drop to his knees and suck Putin off, swallow, and then turn around and laugh at them and they'd say it was 4d chess and part of Trump's plan to bring odumbo down.

They're the most ignorant people on the entire planet, more so than North Koreans even.

Ten bucks says the militias in deep red states Fox News has been grooming for years are going to try something stupid when Trump is finally indicted.

Do you believe the Fake News Media will fairly cover President Trump’s first year approval rating?

Wat

Might as well send every American a pre-paid envelope so we can send him a letter telling him how much we appreciate him.

the only argument im getting from trump supporters is "haha left btfo'd"

great job guys

Daddy is like that fat friend who constantly needs to be reassured that they aren't fat.