relationships between relatives may be on the rise in America because of immigration. Immigration is relevant because consanguinity is much more common in some other countries.
I can't deduct the interest from the full value of my house because I happen to live in an area where you can't get a decent home for less than 800k
poor u/-HolidayInnCambodia- who only has a house worth 4/5ths of a million dollars, glad to see you fighting the good fight for the rest of the downtrodden millennial bay area trust funders! Fuck those blue collar fat cats!
Hmm ur right, let me go tell those dumb former coal miners to go buy their million dollar houses by going to the bank and getting approved for loans worth more than they'll make in the rest of their working years! I'm going to lose the sarcasm and unironcially use the words "rich cumskin privilege" when describing you now
I was in san fransisco literally last week where i heard two flamboyantly gay people who were incredulous that low income people were living in their high rise.
I just can't see how they got to where they were without a huge injection of parental capital
Current Year and not smoking artisinal, single-origin, hand-cultivated, organically-grown opium in a high-end, traditionally-styled opium den. What a prole.
You are the type of person who thinks seeing a political ad you disagree with is worth bitching about to people who have literally nothing to do with it. You use "I can has cheezeburger" style "humor" in 2017 and spend multiple hours a day commenting smugly about Trump/Trump supporters.
From this I can deduce that you think you are funny and mistake the polite laughs you receive from co-workers/acquaintances as genuine. You have very little going on irl so you belittle safe targets online to make yourself feel superior and distract yourself from your own shortcomings. You are the type of person who yells at customer support workers and is in general miserable to be around.
In conclusion I feel you put away the computer and keep yourself safe. Merry Christmas faggot.
Based on your other comments it's pretty clear you're a privileged upper middle class yuppie in an $800k house in an area where you won't get to know a single blue collar worker outside of when you stay home to make sure Paco doesn't steal your silverware when he fixes your garbage disposal. You also clearly state that you believe anyone who votes Republican is an inbred hillbilly.
Yeah, you've made it abundantly clear that you're completely out of touch with the average American.
I don't "have 800k" nor am I rich, you fucking moron. That's how mortgages work. I get paid okay for my area but I'm firmly in the middle class, and not "upper" either. Not even remotely close to the one group whose taxes went up slightly with this plan. I drive a Prius, the economy model. I take the bus when I can. I had to save up for a decade to think about affording the down payment for a house.
Jesus you people are fucking stupid beyond belief.
I know you're being sarcastic, but he's not wrong. It costs a shit-ton of money to life in SF. It's even worse than where I work in Northern Virginia, and all the plebes here either live in a ghetto or drive in from an hour away to work.
I don't think any rational person would claim either of those as "home subs." Honestly, it's more dignified being an /r/Drama poster than it would be to frequent either of those cesspools.
Thanks, fam, everyone keeps telling me I need Jesus.
I'm pretty sure they're talking about Jesus, the local lawn guy, because they're always complaining about the way my yard looks, but it's cheaper to let you pray than it is to hire someone to do the things I'm too lazy to do.
It's even worse than where I work in Northern Virginia, and all the plebes here either live in a ghetto or drive in from an hour away to work.
Yeah, at my last job I had to travel to DC a few times a year. I could see the exact same thing happening that did out here, but about eight years behind. I'd rather live back in Oakland over Silver Springs tho.
86 comments
20 daskettenkrad 2017-12-23
Trump/Pence 2020.
7 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-23
MAKE AMERICA RETARDED AGAIN!
9 RichEvansSextape 2017-12-23
Did it ever stop?
2 NationalismIsFun 2017-12-23
No, it has only gotten progressively more retarded as we've allowed more people to vote.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-23
And more people like you to comment seriousposts on shitpost forums
1 NationalismIsFun 2017-12-23
Yes, that comment was $💯% unironic.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-23
I thought so and I'm never wrong 💯
1 MayorEmanuel 2017-12-23
Cousin marriage was cool literally until we discovered how genetics worked. Whoever wrote this is an assblasted revisionist.
1 MrKearns 2017-12-23
18 headasplodes 2017-12-23
Fucking hell thats a lazy shitpost even for politicalhumour
5 Silented 2017-12-23
But they are.
4 NationalismIsFun 2017-12-23
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/how-many-americans-are-married-to-their-cousins/
✅ Immigrants are pro-inbreeding
✅ Trump voters are anti-immigrant
✅ Trump voters are anti-inbreeding
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-23
https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/6903e4/usa_incest_interest_by_state_1200x783/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=comment_list
Trump voters like it but they don't put a ring on it
1 NationalismIsFun 2017-12-23
Typical tricks, shlomo. Typical tricks.
Internet searches prove nothing
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-23
I bet your eyes are reallllly wide apart
1 NationalismIsFun 2017-12-23
About a quarter of the distance from the bridge of your nose to the tip
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-23
Oh that's super wide. Appalachian Blue Baby confirmed.
1 NationalismIsFun 2017-12-23
Why do you think I'm so pro-mayocide 😉
1 Strictlybutters 2017-12-23
Nobody here thinks you have any decency so no.
1 NationalismIsFun 2017-12-23
Be still my wounded heart.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-23
Why are you even here tbh?
1 NationalismIsFun 2017-12-23
I hate myself and am retarded
1 nonplussed__ 2017-12-23
sorry, but do you think you've done logic there? it's like you've taken the Socrates is a man thing, and followed half the pattern
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-23
You're telling me you don't have a hot cousin?
1 Rith2 2017-12-23
This is one of the only things that made me laugh from that sub tho
1 Ace4929 2017-12-23
Maybe my expectations for PH are just so low at this point that theyre next to dinosaur bones, but I chuckled
10 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-23
/u/cjcivicx how retarded do you have to be to come off as more retarded than /r/PoliticalHumor posters?
1 icyhat 2017-12-23
He's an /r/The_Donald poster. He's a very special kind of snowflake that gets retarded when triggered.
6 starship_litterbox 2017-12-23
Trump supporters are the most vulnerable in our society. We must stop this oppression.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-23
I cri evry tim
6 r_juicyasians 2017-12-23
poor u/-HolidayInnCambodia- who only has a house worth 4/5ths of a million dollars, glad to see you fighting the good fight for the rest of the downtrodden millennial bay area trust funders! Fuck those blue collar fat cats!
-1 -HolidayInnCambodia- 2017-12-23
Don't understand what a mortgage is, do you? You might want to look into that if you ever plan to live in a basement of your own
you're a special kind of stupid
7 r_juicyasians 2017-12-23
Hmm ur right, let me go tell those dumb former coal miners to go buy their million dollar houses by going to the bank and getting approved for loans worth more than they'll make in the rest of their working years! I'm going to lose the sarcasm and unironcially use the words "rich cumskin privilege" when describing you now
2 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-23
Who cares tho?
Sure, complain about overpaid tech workers, but the bay area isn't Brooklyn.
5 r_juicyasians 2017-12-23
I was in san fransisco literally last week where i heard two flamboyantly gay people who were incredulous that low income people were living in their high rise.
I just can't see how they got to where they were without a huge injection of parental capital
6 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-23
You could have just told us you were poor.
6 r_juicyasians 2017-12-23
I post on r/drama where the mean net worth of the moderators is at least 90 million dollars.
4 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-23
Make sure to double your fentanyl dose today so you can quit dragging down this sub's average income.
8 r_juicyasians 2017-12-23
I can afford horse you uppity viscount
5 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-23
Current Year and not smoking artisinal, single-origin, hand-cultivated, organically-grown opium in a high-end, traditionally-styled opium den. What a prole.
1 icyhat 2017-12-23
Only $90 Million? Yo /u/xNotch, you you need to cut down on the coke there man. We need you alive and not needing to work.
7 CucksLoveTrump 2017-12-23
You are basically the definition of the word "coastal elite"
And also the reason trump won
1 -HolidayInnCambodia- 2017-12-23
Fine, then you're the definition of "inbred hillbilly" and you voted for him so you're actually the reason he won.
^ this is what you sound like dumbass; you have no information about me
1 Gastte 2017-12-23
You are the type of person who thinks seeing a political ad you disagree with is worth bitching about to people who have literally nothing to do with it. You use "I can has cheezeburger" style "humor" in 2017 and spend multiple hours a day commenting smugly about Trump/Trump supporters.
From this I can deduce that you think you are funny and mistake the polite laughs you receive from co-workers/acquaintances as genuine. You have very little going on irl so you belittle safe targets online to make yourself feel superior and distract yourself from your own shortcomings. You are the type of person who yells at customer support workers and is in general miserable to be around.
In conclusion I feel you put away the computer and keep yourself safe. Merry Christmas faggot.
1 -HolidayInnCambodia- 2017-12-23
yeah... about your "analysis"- I'd go back to the drawing board if I were you, child. The chalk one.
1 Gastte 2017-12-23
No thanks I feel like it is fairly accurate. Anything in particular I got wrong?
1 glmox 2017-12-23
what did he mean by this?
1 jubbergun 2017-12-23
Well, if you're to be believed, you live in an $800,000 house, so that's something.
1 TFWnoLTR 2017-12-23
Based on your other comments it's pretty clear you're a privileged upper middle class yuppie in an $800k house in an area where you won't get to know a single blue collar worker outside of when you stay home to make sure Paco doesn't steal your silverware when he fixes your garbage disposal. You also clearly state that you believe anyone who votes Republican is an inbred hillbilly.
Yeah, you've made it abundantly clear that you're completely out of touch with the average American.
1 -HolidayInnCambodia- 2017-12-23
You're really stupid if you think this makes me upper middle class.
1 Neon_needles 2017-12-23
Nigga, your past middle. Most of America doesn't have mortgages and if they do like less then 150k.
You're fucking insane and living in a bubble you yuppie faggot.
1 -HolidayInnCambodia- 2017-12-23
Yeah I'm the insane one because I actually understand numbers and don't call people "yuppie faggots".
Get your fucking head out of your fucking ass son and grow up.
1 _Sitty_Shoonerism_ 2017-12-23
I have to second him and anyone in the future who calls you an out of touch yuppie faggot.
1 Neon_needles 2017-12-23
Sounds pretty bootstrap-y. Guess your a repub in disguise.
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-12-23
Holy fuck dude are you just pretending to be retarded ? You are not middle class with a mortgage like that
1 -HolidayInnCambodia- 2017-12-23
You don't know what a mortgage is dumbasd
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-12-23
lmfao it literally doesn't you utter retard.
1 icyhat 2017-12-23
I had one once, I fucking hate owning money to any thing or anyone. Paid that shit off as fast as I could and never took out another one.
1 headasplodes 2017-12-23
An 800k house is still really expensive you mouth breathing out of touch retard
1 -HolidayInnCambodia- 2017-12-23
I don't "have 800k" nor am I rich, you fucking moron. That's how mortgages work. I get paid okay for my area but I'm firmly in the middle class, and not "upper" either. Not even remotely close to the one group whose taxes went up slightly with this plan. I drive a Prius, the economy model. I take the bus when I can. I had to save up for a decade to think about affording the down payment for a house.
Jesus you people are fucking stupid beyond belief.
1 headasplodes 2017-12-23
Yeah most people don't have 800k mortgages you fucking retard.
1 -HolidayInnCambodia- 2017-12-23
Because most people don't live in an area where that's all that's available you childish fool.
1 headasplodes 2017-12-23
👏living 👏in👏an👏area👏where👏thats👏all👏thats👏available👏means👏youre👏a👏privileged👏rich👏fuck👏
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-23
Yes, the bay area is literally nothing but Monopoly men who keep popping their monocles out.
1 jubbergun 2017-12-23
I know you're being sarcastic, but he's not wrong. It costs a shit-ton of money to life in SF. It's even worse than where I work in Northern Virginia, and all the plebes here either live in a ghetto or drive in from an hour away to work.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-23
Lol no one cares
Have you tried cringeanarchy for your home sub?
1 jubbergun 2017-12-23
Why? Is that where you went when they shut the doors on /r/incels?
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-23
I actually tried /r/the_donald and got banned pretty quick my friend!
1 jubbergun 2017-12-23
In that case, you'll probably fit right in over at /r/TooManyChromosomes or /r/Gooberghazi
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-23
Are those your home subs?
1 jubbergun 2017-12-23
I don't think any rational person would claim either of those as "home subs." Honestly, it's more dignified being an /r/Drama poster than it would be to frequent either of those cesspools.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-23
I don't even know what to say to someone who claims r/drama as home
I guess I'm praying for you
1 jubbergun 2017-12-23
Thanks, fam, everyone keeps telling me I need Jesus.
I'm pretty sure they're talking about Jesus, the local lawn guy, because they're always complaining about the way my yard looks, but it's cheaper to let you pray than it is to hire someone to do the things I'm too lazy to do.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-23
What you really need is good dose of Satan tbh bb
Have Jaysus fix your lawn then do what thou wilt mi amigo
Hail Satan merry christmas babe
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-23
Oh trust me, I know this 😭
Yeah, at my last job I had to travel to DC a few times a year. I could see the exact same thing happening that did out here, but about eight years behind. I'd rather live back in Oakland over Silver Springs tho.
1 r_juicyasians 2017-12-23
Jesus fucking christ how opaque is that bubble you live in?
1 Gothmog26 2017-12-23
Do the downvote lolcows. It promotes smart privilege, and we wouldn't want that.
2 SnapshillBot 2017-12-23
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2 icefourthirtythree 2017-12-23
Looks like /u/justcool393 got his shit together.
1 error404brain 2017-12-23
Damn, warcrime dude is getting back into the murdering business.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-23
Are they ashamed of what they Are? Why? I'm confused
1 shallowm 2017-12-23
White pride is dying, and it's dying quick.
We have to do something about those sly Jews promoting miscegenation and diversity.
1 Ugarit 2017-12-23
Oh, like on Top Gear
1 Tarrock 2017-12-23
Voter fraud is currently being investigated in Alabama. If the vote gets overturned, the meltdown from reddit would be one for the ages.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-23
Surely this is the end of Jones! Go waddle back to t_D, retard
1 Namenamenamenamena 2017-12-23
Lmao Christmas weekend has jewboy on tilt