/u/JohnTheOrc's carer got out of her car, thankful that she had taken those two weeks holiday.
"They get worse every year" she thought to herself as she got her house keys out of her purse. "They're the worst around Christmas. I covered those shifts last year, not again" she could still picture the shitstains /u/JohnTheOrc left in her last purse.
"He doesn't even have a speech impediment" she said as she poured herself a glass of wine, God knows she earned it. "Why does he call it 'bussy' and why is he so angry about it?" The word rang in her head, it was the last thing he said before he bit her. Thankfully it didn't break the skin, she didn't need to spend this evening getting a rabies shot. She was going to spend the holidays with her family. "His family aren't as lucky as me" she reminded herself.
"Still" she said as she sank into her bath, knowing she didn't have to deal with /u/JohnTheOrc again until the fifth of January. "At least I didn't give birth to the thing".
Speaking of bussy... A few years ago I ordered a dildo online, on the website "discreet packaging" is a default on all orders. I order the dildo and a day later the package arrives at my gate...the delivery man has a big smile across his face and he says "ey my man, eish, you, you know there's a penis in this box neh? he he he he!"
So i told him "yes, its for me"
and he goes "HOW!EH? Eish my man no!Sis man, do put it in your bum?" and I nod. He begins to get really confused and angry and starts shouting at me in zulu or whatever language. He rips open the box with my dildo inside and he throws it at me and it bounces with speed and lands into a nearby stormdrain.
The delivery guy spits on the ground and calls me a faggot and says if I want a real dick I must call him...he got in his car and drove away and havent seen him since, so. However I managed to find a route inside the sewer system thru a nearby manhole and thankfully the dildo was only covered in a little bit of gunk from the fall. I quickly rushed up to the surface and cleaned the silicon with sunlight dishwashing soap and the rest is history.
Never going to order online again, too much hassle.
That reminds me, I've been working to achieve a sissygasm on and off for roughly the last year. Frequently I would get to the point where it felt like I was going to climax but before I could reach the tipping point my ass would contract, attempting to force the dildo out. This was very uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, and completely undid any progress made during that session. In an attempt to make it easier to achieve the coveted sissygasm I put myself in chastity for the week. Today I cleaned myself up, put on some of my favorite hypnos on my TV and spent roughly 3 hours fucking my pussy. About one hour in I felt an incredibly intense burning pleasure in my clitty and it started spasming, shooting out cum. I had done it. My first sissygasm and it felt amazing. But I was still insatiably horny and I kept going. For the next two hours I would have waves of pleasure wash over me as rammed my prostate with my dildo. At one point I had a sissygasm so intense that I started uncontrollably peeing. And, since I was in full slut mode I cupped it in my hands and slurped it all up. It was very sticky and gooey as it was also full of precum. After three hours I am still insatiably horny, but am too exhausted to continue. However, if someone just walked in with their cock out I would mindlessly start sucking it and then take it in my now gaping hole. I just wanted to say thank you /r/drama for showing me what my purpose is in life and guiding me along the way to being an anal whore. If there was any doubt in my mind that I was not a sissy cumslut they are now gone, replaced with the desire to experience more pleasure from my pussy being used.
As an artist, I am constantly struggling to find ways to challenge the limits of my chosen medium, which is sperm, and push my audience toward a higher level of both cognition and meta cognition--to see, in other words, the art beyond the art, the way the art steps beyond being an object of "art," so to speak, and invokes a definition that calls into question the very fabric of life and existence and our species' interaction with the physical and emotional world. For example, my last piece, "Jerking Off On The Orange Line," was intended to push the boundaries of physical expression and inspire self-reflection among the three Catholic high school girls at the end of the car, whose expectation of a Metro ride without the opportunity to witness another human masturbating was challenged--I think, for the better. Its follow-up piece, "Running Pantless Through the Station," was a breathless exploration of the nexus where the tyranny of law enforcement intersects with the vibrant pulse of individuality and liberal expression. "My Cock In Her Sleeping Mouth," perhaps one of my most controversial pieces, explored the biological, social, physical, and emotional consequences of one-sided fellatio, and often misunderstood expression of deep, abiding affection. Its follow-up, "Ejaculate on Her Forehead," takes this a step further, calling into question the ideas of what it means to "own" ones own skin. Symbolically, in turning her white with my love, I am exploring complex issues of race and challenging my audience to question their own biases, prejudgments, and narrow world views.
39 comments
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1 JohnTheOrc 2017-12-24
Haha, bussy.
This subreddit is so funny
1 serialflamingo 2017-12-24
It's pertinent, you fucking moron. Have you informed your carer that you now struggle to read an entire sentence?
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-12-24
Please tell me the one about SNAKES on a PLANE
1 serialflamingo 2017-12-24
Wow, you've gone from seriousposting about the Democrats to seriousposting about bussy.
I'd ask you to post bussy, but we both know you're so obese that that's not happening anytime soon.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-24
I think he's just grumpy because the ads on the article made him feel confused again.
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-12-24
Not possible. I have adblock
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-24
u havin' a bad xmas buddy?
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-12-24
Tbh, my family is from Alabama. Not that there's anything wrong with the state, but there might be something wrong with the people.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-24
That's fair. Have another drink for me.
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-12-24
Cheers! 🍻
1 serialflamingo 2017-12-24
/u/JohnTheOrc's carer got out of her car, thankful that she had taken those two weeks holiday.
"They get worse every year" she thought to herself as she got her house keys out of her purse. "They're the worst around Christmas. I covered those shifts last year, not again" she could still picture the shitstains /u/JohnTheOrc left in her last purse.
"He doesn't even have a speech impediment" she said as she poured herself a glass of wine, God knows she earned it. "Why does he call it 'bussy' and why is he so angry about it?" The word rang in her head, it was the last thing he said before he bit her. Thankfully it didn't break the skin, she didn't need to spend this evening getting a rabies shot. She was going to spend the holidays with her family. "His family aren't as lucky as me" she reminded herself.
"Still" she said as she sank into her bath, knowing she didn't have to deal with /u/JohnTheOrc again until the fifth of January. "At least I didn't give birth to the thing".
She was going to have the best Christmas ever.
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-12-24
Too close to reality for a Drama poster 😢
1 serialflamingo 2017-12-24
Of all the insults that have been levied at me being "too real" rings the truest.
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-12-24
Sorry, sometimes I get drunk enough to have real opinions. It won't happen again.
1 serialflamingo 2017-12-24
I'm enjoying ribbing you. It's the /r/drama version of festivity.
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-12-24
TFW ur u/jewdank
1 serialflamingo 2017-12-24
Excuse you. My butthole has brought me happiness, unfair comparison.
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-12-24
You don't even have an NBA tattoo, do you?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-24
Such a great movie... NOT!!
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-24
We cannot. Retards are a protected class.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-24
/u/LadyVetinari time to go bail your potato out of prison again
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-24
Unbelievable /u/jasonjewnova I told you to chill out for the holidays baby, smh I'm so disappointed in you
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75fyFAh29XY
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-12-24
Is it really a punishment for him, though?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-24
not clicking that link
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-12-24
That is one Oompa Loompa coloured mother cucker
1 serialflamingo 2017-12-24
Yeah, let it be known this is the first time I've seen this porn star lmao.
1 Shit___Taco 2017-12-24
I am totally convinced...........
No I'm not
1 bareballzthebitch 2017-12-24
not clicking
1 Jackolope 2017-12-24
Why did I click on str8upgayporn.com without looking...
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-24
ha! you just turned gay!
1 CultOfCuck 2017-12-24
Speaking of bussy... A few years ago I ordered a dildo online, on the website "discreet packaging" is a default on all orders. I order the dildo and a day later the package arrives at my gate...the delivery man has a big smile across his face and he says "ey my man, eish, you, you know there's a penis in this box neh? he he he he!"
So i told him "yes, its for me"
and he goes "HOW!EH? Eish my man no!Sis man, do put it in your bum?" and I nod. He begins to get really confused and angry and starts shouting at me in zulu or whatever language. He rips open the box with my dildo inside and he throws it at me and it bounces with speed and lands into a nearby stormdrain.
The delivery guy spits on the ground and calls me a faggot and says if I want a real dick I must call him...he got in his car and drove away and havent seen him since, so. However I managed to find a route inside the sewer system thru a nearby manhole and thankfully the dildo was only covered in a little bit of gunk from the fall. I quickly rushed up to the surface and cleaned the silicon with sunlight dishwashing soap and the rest is history.
Never going to order online again, too much hassle.
1 glmox 2017-12-24
That reminds me, I've been working to achieve a sissygasm on and off for roughly the last year. Frequently I would get to the point where it felt like I was going to climax but before I could reach the tipping point my ass would contract, attempting to force the dildo out. This was very uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, and completely undid any progress made during that session. In an attempt to make it easier to achieve the coveted sissygasm I put myself in chastity for the week. Today I cleaned myself up, put on some of my favorite hypnos on my TV and spent roughly 3 hours fucking my pussy. About one hour in I felt an incredibly intense burning pleasure in my clitty and it started spasming, shooting out cum. I had done it. My first sissygasm and it felt amazing. But I was still insatiably horny and I kept going. For the next two hours I would have waves of pleasure wash over me as rammed my prostate with my dildo. At one point I had a sissygasm so intense that I started uncontrollably peeing. And, since I was in full slut mode I cupped it in my hands and slurped it all up. It was very sticky and gooey as it was also full of precum. After three hours I am still insatiably horny, but am too exhausted to continue. However, if someone just walked in with their cock out I would mindlessly start sucking it and then take it in my now gaping hole. I just wanted to say thank you /r/drama for showing me what my purpose is in life and guiding me along the way to being an anal whore. If there was any doubt in my mind that I was not a sissy cumslut they are now gone, replaced with the desire to experience more pleasure from my pussy being used.
1 CultOfCuck 2017-12-24
Sissygasmed just reading that.
1 VidiotGamer 2017-12-24
D...d...dad????
1 strathmeyer 2017-12-24
As an artist, I am constantly struggling to find ways to challenge the limits of my chosen medium, which is sperm, and push my audience toward a higher level of both cognition and meta cognition--to see, in other words, the art beyond the art, the way the art steps beyond being an object of "art," so to speak, and invokes a definition that calls into question the very fabric of life and existence and our species' interaction with the physical and emotional world. For example, my last piece, "Jerking Off On The Orange Line," was intended to push the boundaries of physical expression and inspire self-reflection among the three Catholic high school girls at the end of the car, whose expectation of a Metro ride without the opportunity to witness another human masturbating was challenged--I think, for the better. Its follow-up piece, "Running Pantless Through the Station," was a breathless exploration of the nexus where the tyranny of law enforcement intersects with the vibrant pulse of individuality and liberal expression. "My Cock In Her Sleeping Mouth," perhaps one of my most controversial pieces, explored the biological, social, physical, and emotional consequences of one-sided fellatio, and often misunderstood expression of deep, abiding affection. Its follow-up, "Ejaculate on Her Forehead," takes this a step further, calling into question the ideas of what it means to "own" ones own skin. Symbolically, in turning her white with my love, I am exploring complex issues of race and challenging my audience to question their own biases, prejudgments, and narrow world views.
1 DoubleDickGirl 2017-12-24
does the porno involve someone fucking his weird abgina? i've seen asymmetrical abs before but this thing is clearly a void which consumes all