This is surely the end of Drumpf

63  2017-12-24 by jubbergun

135 comments

Sarcasm and flippant behavior represent contempt, which is the opposite of intellectual integrity. You seem like a real fool of a human.

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Damn, I think Snappy may have achieved sapience this time. The Skynet Apocalypse is almost here! Let the mayocide begin!

Ahh, what charming eccentrics.

So bold and playful!

~Jurrgen Haarbormaster

>this performance could spell trouble for the trump presidency

i really need the logical thought process that connected those two ideas to be spelled out for me because i am a brainlet

The trump presidency and this art installation deserve the same respect

Do you get it now?

it's fake ya mongos

What the fuck is this world coming to

Hot.

i really need you to explain how you could possibly be this autistic

be trumptard

have idea for absurd special snowflake media article

make image and convince people it's real

There's your thought process.

https://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/pg8x3k/young-boy-dancing-group-lasers-butt-queer-art

Imagine being retarded enough you think Vice news ( a place just proven to have no less then 4 Male Feminists) is a undercover Trump 4Chan operation.

That wasn't the claim, pal.

That article says nothing about Trump. The only relation to the image in OP is that it contains the image from the article.

Has it been a struggle to maintain that as House of Feelings becomes more prominent and you have access to bigger guests? The "bigger guests" started with just my friends. I've been playing music in New York for like 10 years, so there's just a lot of people that I knew, Like Donald J Trump, him grabbing me in the bussy on his private yacht inspired this whole show.

Slowly but surely I started going out on a limb and asking someone, "Hey, would you come DJ this party?" Then it's like, "Hey do you want to come on the radio show?" We're friends now.

I'm sorry you can't read.

I did ctrl+f before I posted that just to be sure. You didn't fool me.

Ew you actually took the effort to

find the article this is from

read the article

Effortposters get out

That's the best way to cause drama.

7 of my posts now?

Stop being a pathetic triggered child, no wonder you are so upset by a stern father figure who I don't find sexually attractive at all.

keep downvoting

Why do you downvote? Are you really that sad of a person that you have little fits of spite and have to reach out through a medium that has nothing to do with validity? You do realize karma is worthless right? And that downvoting a comment doesn't do anything to the legitimacy of what's in the post right? Or do you just ignore all of that because you're butthut and have to lash out like a baby in need of a circumcision? I mean seriously! You can't have a conversation with someone on the internet without angrily clicking the downvote button? Do you feel like you've had vengeance on me or something? I personally don't care about downvotes either way (by all means, call your silly downvote brigade on me, it means nothing at all to me), but I just find it funny how seriously you and others like yourself actually take these imaginary internet points. Reddit really is all you have, huh? Damn do I feel bad for you. But you know what? I don’t care! I’ll rake in the coal! You’re logic is flawed, kiddo. Don't like what people are doing with it? Downvote me, that'll show 'em! Go ahead and press that down arrow, I know you're itching to do it. Think you're contributing to the community? "Doing your civic duty"? Nope. You're just decreasing a meaningless number on the internet. You just want to hop on the bandwagon. Well POUNCE! O can hear you as your feet land on the cold real steel of the inside of the wagon. You know what? Enjoy the ride, for now. Maybe even stick your head out the window and feel the breeze while you reflect on the importance of your downvote to me. I'll even give you my word, this isn't even my primary account, kiddo. Downvote away, downvote to your heart's content. But listen kid, please remember rule 1 of reddit. Treat the other people commenting as if they are human beings. It is fascinating, however, that people ignore the fact that I am right just because the first two people downvoted me. From that point it is just snowballs. When people see downvotes, do they neglect their own ability or reason? It is similar to the fallacy of poisoning the well. Once they see the fact that others disagree, they assume that the person must be wrong, even if undeniable truth is on the other side. It is an interesting phenomenon, and I am not sure how reddit should address this issue moving forward. There needs to be a solution that prevents cases like mine from happening. If someone posts something truthful, it should be upvoted, not downvoted. It is imperative that we allow free speech and the truth to be shared. I don’t care about the karma. Hell, I’ll gladly rake in the coal! But we must remember that free speech and opinions are key to our society and, more importantly, reddit. So, next time you want to downvote something, just think about what you are about to do!

it shows how totally not upset you are real well.

http://i.imgur.com/1dnpxsz.jpg

☝️☝☝

me_irl

👌👌👌

It's Vice. They took an unrelated article about the "show" and slapped some anti-Trump stuff on it to rile people up.

When did r/drama start having "art" meetups?

It's the first Tuesday of every month at the Blue Oyster down on the corner of Johnson Street and Wang Avenue.

Heh, "wang"

LazerBussy

Truly best timeline I tell ya hwat.

No one man should have all this power

These posts are the end a /r/drama if not trumpfth

Bravo /u/jubbergun your trumptard post is Hi-larious

Thank you, I do my best to keep it entertaining.

Keep it goin we deserve Armageddon

What more can we do to entice retards from /r/cringeanarchy /r/the_donald and /r/Tumblrinaction to invade /r/drama?

We definitely need more preteen frogposters to keep it fresh. Because that's the best drama for sure, it always worked out so well in the past

I don't know. Maybe we should form a committee and do some demographic research. It can't be that hard to attract idiots. Hillary won the popular vote, after all.

Lol if you think Hilary voters are in drama. Fucking /r/drama posters aren't functional enough to vote

But huehue nice mentioning a Clinton I'm marking my bingo card now

Were you here when the election was going on? This place got swarmed with Hillary SRDfags.

Which election? Only before the trumpening and then after. It has gotten much less fun after the trumpening really

Why do you always sperg out and post 8 posts about how you don't care and how /r/Drama is bad in every Trump post?

Edit: Jesus fucking christ literally more then half of this entire post is you.

Like at least the retarded Trump posters take shifts.

When ever you post in a thread as much as Pizzashill it's time to take a break

It has gotten much less fun after the trumpening

https://i.imgur.com/B4bjF4r.jpg

Lol paying attention to what post you sperg in

Honey I know you aint new

You've posted more then the Vegan and Beer autist lolcows I triggered this week in like an hour

Honey I know you aint new

> Knowing who I a middling Drama shitposter is

Honey

Are all Hilldawgs this pathetic or did you like ironically find her funny?

Like this sub isn't full of Trump supporters, you know this because you've sperged out in quite a few of the fake news stories that have been posted here about how this time it will be the end of Trump.

Sardines are the only ones racist enough to say a AA Women quitting is her being sent to the field because she's not a House N anymore.

Honey, I'm not reading that post, can you condense your insult to 2 line pls? Ty honey

Why do you always sperg out and post 8 posts about how you don't care

I'm not reading that post, can you condense your insult to 2 line pls?

Honey

Pathetically predictable.

Maybe being superboring is why you are still upset Hilldawg lost a year later.

Imagine how you'd be trump supporters who acted like you rofl.

I mean, have you seen /r/the_donald

Looks like some one's triggered lmaoooo. https://i.imgur.com/oBSuBnh.gif

You literally just responded to 4 of my posts at the same time. It's pretty obvious Daddy posting triggers you.

I don't mind your terrible posts, I just mind when I have to look at them Ed, I've told you to only post /r/Drama posts at me, you've got the rest of the sub to spam your /r/Funny memes at.

https://i.imgur.com/oUErHOU.png

You're never going to be on my meme level and you need to accept that instead of begging for attention, go circlejerk with the mods or alice.

Daddy posting? Like bane posting? As in "wrong" "bad hombre" "you're fired"?? Phrases like that? You weren't doing that lol. You're serious posting on!! Ewww

I don't mind your terrible posts, I just mind when I have to look at them Ed, I've told you to only post quality /r/Drama posts at me, you've got the rest of the sub to spam your /r/Funny memes at.

TLDR: https://i.imgur.com/oBSuBnh.gif

You're serious posting

You literally were so upset you responded to 8 of my posts and pinged me while sweetie posting.

It's time to stop hon, I'm not going to have an alt account accuse me of serious posting.

You don't even know what Daddy posting is, go learn to make better posts.

SAD!

I'm sorry my totally serious posts about Gay Laser shows being something Vice seriously reported on because the man had an affair with Trump is something that upset you this much.

Normally I only upset people who really care about Food, I didn't realize you were that easily upsetable, have a Happy Holidays I have to go back to weaving baskets.

/unjerk

I'm bored as I'm on the shitter.

/rejerk

REEEEEEEEE I'm not!!!!!!!!! Trump is literally ☭ !!

I feel like Hildawgs would be more willing to join in or gtfo. Whereas trumptard fags just try to to fart up the place

She says as she refuses to join in and spergs out about Trump supporters being the unfun ones.

Gay Laser show and you are talking about Trump supporters smhaotpaybb

Like I said to coonass, that installation is just as valid and deserving of reverence as Mr. Trumps presidency

This post is retarded in every sense of the word, including all the replies

Trump drama is stale and will be until he gets Muellered

Great job of Joining in or gtfoing.

Trump Drama is stale

You know he just gave cutting edge 70k Anti-Tank missiles to Ukraine ( Because it's deep cover to coverup how he's in bed with Putin )

How can FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe, the man in charge, along with leakin’ James Comey, of the Phony Hillary Clinton investigation (including her 33,000 illegally deleted emails) be given $700,000 for wife’s campaign by Clinton Puppets during investigation?

"Stale"

Only thing stale is your boring ass not my president bit, it's been done for a year get over it.

Oh so trump is arming the Ukraine? Cool I only get my news from drama posters so this is just titillating tbh

Keep going what else is daddy doing

Keep going what else is daddy doing

Single handily defeating pedophiles involved with Pizzagate

Executive Order Blocking the Property of Persons Involved in Serious Human Rights Abuse or Corruption

I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, find that the prevalence and severity of human rights abuse and corruption that have their source, in whole or in substantial part, outside the United States, such as those committed or directed by persons listed in the Annex to this order, have reached such scope and gravity that they threaten the stability of international political and economic systems. Human rights abuse and corruption undermine the values that form an essential foundation of stable, secure, and functioning societies; have devastating impacts on individuals; weaken democratic institutions; degrade the rule of law; perpetuate violent conflicts; facilitate the activities of dangerous persons; and undermine economic markets. The United States seeks to impose tangible and significant consequences on those who commit serious human rights abuse or engage in corruption, as well as to protect the financial system of the United States from abuse by these same persons.

I therefore determine that serious human rights abuse and corruption around the world constitute an unusual and extraordinary threat to the national security, foreign policy, and economy of the United States, and I hereby declare a national emergency to deal with that threat.

Omg are you pizzashill? I ain't reading that where you think you are papi

> I can't read two lines of text

> Post 2 lines of text for me

> yet another post about how you don't care

Wew

WEW bb you won I agree with you now

Sexy word count btw

No, /u/pizzashill loves child porn and hates the President. And women, for some reason.

And daddy ----> https://i.imgur.com/w4dFXp7.jpg

Fucking lol. Defeating pedophiles? How about endorsing them for the senate then backtracking like the whiny little bitch he is. Hahahaha you guys are hilarious.

Emails? This is the first I've heard of this. Can you tell me about these emails? xxxx

These were the Yoga ones found on a Pedophiles labtop that the NYPD has now.

Not to be confused with the Emails on blackberries that were smashed with hammers or the Emails on the other laptop that got lost in the mail.

He's the one who helped edit Comey's speech that no one besides Comey know what Comey was going to say because only Weasels lie and Comey is no weasel.

It all seems so logical and believable. Thank you. xxxxxx

logical and believable

Literally all facts CNN has reported but I guess you don't believe Fake News

sweetie posting sure doesn't make you people look triggered

WHINNY

LITTLE

BITCH

REEEEEEEEE

But I'm agreeing with you. How can anyone disagree with such a well thought out and considered explanation of current events? Thanks very much. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

sweetie posting sure doesn't make you people look triggered

well thought out and considered explanation of current events?

He said on /r/Drama revealing that yes he is actually that much of a soyboy

I don't understand where all this anger from you is coming from. Maybe you need a break from thinking about all these scurrilous affairs? Its making you lash out at those that believe the most in you. Don't do it for me, do it for your health. Thanks so very much. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Watch out, feels coming through.

Fucking /r/drama posters aren't functional enough to vote

I believe the outcome of the presidential election indicates otherwise. The /r/Drama candidate won, the salt flowed, and /r/the_meltdown/ continues to this day. It was all part of our master plan.

Oh wow WOW you guys are fucking cute. It's too bad there s so many of you, if not I would adore you

I'm not cute, I'm ruggedly handsome. You know, like a showered hobo.

Oh so like ted kacsynski but not smart? Ugh if only your retard army hadn't ruined the country

The country isn't ruined. According to what I've seen in /r/politics Trump hasn't done anything but Tweet, golf, and look funny since January. The status quo has been preserved. Everything is fine. There's nothing to see here. Move along, no loitering allowed.

I see you aren't a tweetafficionado- if so you would have witnessed any storied prestige or gravitas the leader of the US used to enjoy be hilariously flushed away

It's quite fun, once you stop caring

Right, up until 2017 American presidents were universally loved and respected. Even when they were caught throwing hot ropes of goopy cum all over the white house interns. Very classy actually.

put some ice on that

  • Bill Clinton, can't be assed to look up the year

Lol if you can't tell the difference between before and after trump

Fucking newfag

How to reveal you're 25 or younger in one sentence.

Aww ty bb

Are you Russian honey? 😚

No, I'm Italian vinegar, that's why I'm so tart and flavorful.

You should definitely apply, you shouldn't daddy shill for nothing that makes you a chump tbh bb

What!?!?!??!? Aren't you doing it for fREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?!?!?!!?

If actually love to compare rates, shariahblue gives is 0.69 bitcoin each day, what does daddy Putin offer (other than plutonium shit if you dissent lol)

Hmmmmm...Soros Shekels sound like they might be worth more than Putin Pesos. In any case, I have too much integrity to do it for money. I like to make people REEEEEEEEEEEEE for free. It's how I get my kicks.

Oh honey, you need to get in on this while it lasts, making fellow Americans resent and hate each other so corporations can run wild is quite the gold mine if I'm being honest 💰💰💵

The /r/Drama candidate won,

This is officially a Jill Stein Sub, how dare you try to gasslight users and cover up the brave stand we took as a group about the ethics of nuclear energy

Why even bother voting if Vermin Supreme doesn't stand a chance

Why bother voting? It's literally one reptilian vs another fucking lizard! It's bananas

I'll have you know, I voted for Hildog and I was there when the poles opened with my Hillary shirt. 😤

Damn, when did you turn into such a whinging bitch? I'd rather have alt right retards posting amusingly stupid rage rants that get shit on then this type of weepy bullshit.

If you find altright tard posting amusing, I can't do nuffin for you fam lo siento

It's as good as any other type of tard posting, literally what this sub lives and breathes on. What has always been the death of drama is faggots bitching about posts that go against their particular agenda. Now shut the fuck up and post some gussy, I'm sick of the bussy bullshit anyway.

Lol you're an agenda poster aren't you? Only a fucking newfag would ask for Gucci and use the Incorrect nomenclature

Let me guess, you found drama through cringeanarchy

I realize by stating this, I'm going to have to kill myself tonight, but 50% of my posting history is in this god forsaken sub. Calling it gucci makes no sense because that's pronounced Goo-chee you retard. In order for it to be the straight equivalent of bussy it's gotta be gussy.

The only agenda I have in this sub is to swear a lot at retarded college kids who frequently have low test.

The one thing (other than waco) I will get heated about is Gucci. It's literally Gucci you dummy, it's a double entendre because Gucci products are over priced but high class, Gucci is literally only the term that makes sense to me to reference girl pussy

Well seeing as I prefer my GUSSY to be very low class and ideally also very cheap I do not consent to these restrictions and you're literally raping me with your bullshit right now.

Omg I'm so sorry, I'm so used to literally raping people as a white female. I recognize my privilege and i am sorry for harming you 😭 unless you're white

much like my steaks, we're all warm and pink on the inside

Until we're red 😈

Are you into gore porn like that other psycho chick that posts here all the time?

I don't kill and tell

Lmao imagine caring this much about what the nonbussy hole is called

bitch I'm not the one who corrected improper use. Imagine responding to a 6 comment deep chain on /r/drama

This performance could spell trouble for the Trump presidency

If only they'd thought of this sooner.

/u/jumbledfun looks like you guys put on a hell of a show! LMAO FUCK BLUMPF

Light Amplification by Zimulated Emmission of Radation?

But r/sexyabortions is just fine.

r/SpaceFeminism is still going strong though.

Isn't even quarantined lol.

And people wonder why Muslims throw them off roofs

I'd love to throw you off a roof tbh

Could you find the roof from your parents basement

That arse could take an eye out. I hope someone notified health and safety.

DARPA is already planning to implement this IRL as a new missile guidance device.

Keep DARPA outta your mouth fam

That sub is for news articles that actually exist.

It might not be protesting Trump, but the laser assed dance troupe exists. Apparently Adam Sandler joined up.

Well good for them. The real drama is people who care so much about the existence of a laser-assed dance troupe.

LGBTQ+?

More like LGBTQ-, amirite?

Jesus. Let's hope they don't discover diaper-play like the conservatives did.

libs = triggered

u/serialflamingo pls rate

Meh

Someone actually posted busy.

I know how to deliver. It's bussy drama, because this is literally an 'artistic' public performance.

We're TiA now or something?

did you really think /r/drama was the one subreddit immune to this inevitability?

Are we sure this isn't the new star wars porn parody