Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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Kylo Rekt.

Oh man, Kylo Ren, I'm really attracted to your rat-like facial features, and your hot hot lopsided body.

#GolemGains

You joke but some people think this dude is hot and has a good body. Really proves the theory that status and money is more attractive than looks.

*munches on chips*

Yeah this dude is lopsided

*finishes off 2 liter of coke*

He looks like a rat

Shut up you truthful bastard

The dark side has a lot of perks. Great health insurance and retirement benefits

A lot of you guys don't want to hear it but that is peak physical form.

Zyzz was peak physical form

peak physical form

dies

he peaked so hard he never had to come down. just died at the top. what a legend

He did say peak physical form, not peak health.

He’s not like pinnacle tier jacked but it’s not a bad body either tbqh.

eh

looks like all the muscle is in his chest

Well yeah it's called a lightsaber not a heavysaber.

He is tall, has big hands, long finger and highly exaggerated large facial features such as his ears and nose. The guy more than likely has a monster cock, and I would suck it down. I would garble his cum and balls with wild abandon. I also like his deep voice.

Wew.

Admit it: you cracked a chub

😛 I yearn for Kylo 😍😍 to force choke 💪😡😵 me as he fill me 👉👌🙃 with his thicc lightsaber 🍆🍆💦💦.

This, but anally

fag

Newfriend

Rey definitely senses his "force"

You might not get it. I might not get it. But he's got some kind of a weirdly memorable look going on, and a lot of women do find him hot, if not immediately at first. And him not looking like a bodybuilder but still strong, is part of that appeal.

He got his original break, partly/strongly because of how he looked. He was cast to be oddly appealing against all odds, and it was a successful casting.

didn't he play lena dunhams boyfriend? thats got to be the most repulsive couple I've ever heard of.

but yeah he might have the "So ugly it loops back around to hot" effect.

Can some skeleton actor get popular please?

I'll get right on it, bub

https://images.moviepilot.com/images/c_limit,q_auto:good,w_600/ucygdjwn72vxcq2bsgga/christian-bale-nearly-died-for-the-machinist-surviving-on-an-apple-and-a-can-of-tuna-daily.jpg

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Imagine being rey in that scene..

T H I C C

Eh

This dude reminds me of the frat bros I used to know who would slam beers 5 nights a week and only do bench press in the gym

Roll for initiative ya faggot

SNOKE DID NOTHING WRONG

potion seller, enough of these games

This is the dragon the potion seller was talking about.

S L A B. Please slam into me Kylo 😍

is this skyrim bruce lee

Who got this topless picture of Chloe Grace Moretz?

so this is the power of the dark side...

i suspect this only looks fucking weird because of the lighting and the highest pants in the world

Nah my dude, he is quite literally a fridge. You're probably a piratefag so wait a couple of weeks for the korsub release, you'll see.

Who /fridgemode/ here?

Heh... nothing special, kid...

I offer my dark hole in tribute

w i d e b o y e

Swole

This is what smoking weed does to you.

Ben swolo