This is the day we all celebrate the great cucking of Joseph, Mary’s husband. And from this great event, the most marvellous retail marketing scam was born. It was started by the three wise asses who visited the newborn baby Jesus. The first brought gold to give the new king. Another brought frankincense to honour our lord, while the third, being the wisest and most sage brought the baby Jesus socks from socksoff.com. Great socks at great prices. Get your rocks off at socks off.

God bless you all you magnificent faggots.