Um, you forgot a period. Perhaps you'll have your first period next year.

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The funny thing is he uses the retard's favorite line "HURR DURR U SPENT BOXING DAY MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE LOL LMAO"

Like first of all retard, I'm American, so fuck boxing day. And second of all, that post literally took me 10 minutes to make. I posted it and went to dinner.

post a selfie

Get a life

t. dramaposter who chased down selfies of internet commenters he didn't like

How dare he post hilarious things.

you're welcome, even encourage, to post anything within the boundaries of sitewide rules

but if your post makes it really obvious you're an angry, lonely virgin - you can bet we'll remove it for kicks

Oh yes, he's the angry one, not you.

But I guess it randomly became against the rules to post pictures other people have posted on reddit.

never said this post was against the rules

So you just removed it because you're an angry femcel?

i just figured it would make some virgins angry

/u/riemann1413.jpg

WEW! You guys are still going at it lol

Lol fag

yeah like that, thanks

Why are you such a fucking loser?

yeah like that, thanks

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Why would we remove it when we could use the opportunity created by it to milk OP's drama teats? You're kinda dumb even by our mod team's standards

Someone should annotate that new star trek gif with the jedi guy drinking llama's milk, by the way.

but if your post makes it really obvious you're an angry, lonely virgin - you can bet we'll remove it for kicks

But who watches the watchmen?

no one, really

it just doesn't matter enough

Participation implies enthusiastic consent to being mod abused by unstable alcoholic bullies.

but if your post makes it really obvious you're an angry, lonely virgin

suburban white children should refrain from saying nigger

where_do_you_think_we_are.gif

but if your post makes it really obvious you're an angry, lonely virgin - you can bet we'll remove it for kicks

start by removing yourself from the gene pool then

"Significant time?"

Seriously how long do you think this took me?

post a selfie

Seriously how long do you think this took me?

post

a

selfie

Or take the L

Ssshhhh let the autsim continue!! 🤫

https://i.imgur.com/tafngOt.gif

DICK BUTT

bussy

They just don't understand humor fam-a-lam.

❤️

I joke but it is sad, very entertaining team to watch.

I think I've seen this posted here twice, but I'm not sure what it's supposed to be.

Same. Wtf is this /u/trjb?

Don't @ me ever again you mogoloid.

Shut your whore mouth

Stop flirting you slut.

/u/reinmann1413 KINKSHAMMING IN PROGRESS!!!

This is a sex positive subbie mister!! 😤

Young very good, potential MVP qb for the Eagles got fucked up in a dive for a td, tore his alc. User I replied to commented, and was highly upvoted in a thread about it, expressing dismay. Because of my ~~autism ~~ intelligence, I remembered his name from this subreddit, and since kind have just been linking shit about it when I see his name.

You know, just to be a dick.

Best part of the story, the TD got pulled back on penalty. lol

And he still threw for a td on the torn acl before leaving the game, dudes a champ.

Much longer than posting a selfie would. Do it

this

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Lol fag

Said the incel

i remember you sperged out on me for like two days because i said "damn nigga" once

that lonely retard is who you will always be

i am sorry i hurt your feelings so much by reminding you suburban white children should refrain from saying nigger

The guy with 2tb of child porn reminding other people of their moral failings.

Rich stuff.

user reports:
1: 2 pedobytes of CP and not one hyperlink. so much for the spirit of giving

go back to your children's sub faggit

vintage meme

vintage downvote response too

whoa bro

i upvoted you

calm down, don't make such rash accusations

can you worm your way into getting modded to /r/SubredditDrama please?

no, /u/TheLadyEve said my cock shots weren't up to snuff :(

I need someone there to enable me to reach negative 4 digits before removing my shitpost. I've gotten -200 before a mod removed and banned me, but I want to go for the gold and get to negative 4 digits before permanent banning.

My goal requires an incel man, but I got no one else to turn to since /r/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK is a no-fun-allowed cuntrag :(

ask /u/oxus007

TITRCJ tends to defer to real men

/u/TheLadyEve would like my cock shots.

GUARANTEED.

/u/TheLadyEve wouldn't even humor my request for pics of her pregnant belly

I am shocked.

However, all people should refrain from adding numbers to the end of their username. It makes them look like fucktards.

but i'm not /u/riemann

Then get creative, you cuntwaffle.

• rielmannretard

• retardedrielmann

-riebussymann

It's not hard. Smh.

but 14.1347... is neat number

No. It's not. It's really not. This isn't 1997 and you aren't creating an AOL account.

i am sorry you feel this way, but you really shouldn't speak to your superiors like this

your superiors

It’s adorable that you think you’re superior to anyone.

i'm superior to tons of people

it's great to be constantly reminded of it every time i log on, too

You’re like the laziest form of troll, rolling out 2004 4chan’s greatest hits.

thx 4 recognizing the hustle, fam

user reports:
1: Get this fuck nega papazin out of the modlist and into the gulags pls ty

This but unironically

me too thanks

Doot doot 🎺💀🎺💀

user reports:
1: riemanncide now

THAT IS A HATE CRIME

user reports:
1: Comedicide now

SHOW YOURSELF, SCOUNDREL.

user reports:
1: no

WUSS

Oh hai ComedicSans

Y u do dis

user reports:
1: Demod

user reports: 1: good shit drama 🍿

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

user reports:
1: Demod

Hell no.

Mod /u/HodorTheDoorHolder pls

At least try to pretend all the power users aren't your alts.

/u/Ed_ButteredToast is my alt

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

England is my city

Send bobs n lasagna

user reports:
1: Get this fuck nega papazin out of the modlist and into the gulags pls ty

The more you spam reports, the more I want to keep him.

user reports:
1: Jab tak hai Samose me alu tab tak hai Bihar me Lalu.

I imagine your mother has taken many things by the horn tbh.

This is obvious.

lol you care way too much this sub really is shit

META DRAMA

https://i.imgur.com/o4DuDr5.gif Yay! 🍿🍿🍿

Posting anti-Chrismas gifs in a Christmas sub smh

اَللّٰهُ أَكْبَر

D E M O D

E

M

O

D

It might be Christmas but we are celebrating the Lord's resurrection rn.

Huh?

/u/Matues49 why did u downsnozzled me? 😭

downronning ed is a bannable offense

https://i.imgur.com/yShRBLM.gifv

That thread was fucking hilarious tbf.

Why? We already know what TrollXers would look like.

DUNNO WHAT BOXING DAY IS BUT IT SOUNDS GAY AS FUCK 👿

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_C6G194nE

is this why you insist people post selfies

It's Black Friday (read: shops have sales) for nations of the commonwealth

user reports:
1: mansplaining

Boxing Day is when you find a burly man and punch him in the gut for sexual pleasure.

Finger me.

No no no. Every other day is when you punch a burly man in the gut for sexual gratification.

Boxing Day is his day off, as a reward for him being Santa.

That sounds hot

Are you burly?

Sorry but I have no idea who reiman4113 is

he un-ironically believes that e-sports takes more athleticism than actual Olympic sports. that's all you really need to know

Those people are the best. Mainly because I would not feel guilty about taking a hammer to their faces.

come try it, big boi

He's a low level mod, irrelevant to a top mod like yoy

thanks man

Remember when drama mods didn't do anything and this sub was good?

He's the guy that ended that.

and this sub was good

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the finest mod in all of creation revived once again to forgive us for our heterosexuality

What the fuck is Boxing Day and why should I hate it?

Lesson learned, don't make fun of riemanns girlfriends

Traps don't count, but that wasn't much of a trap, if that one fools you, you wanted to be fooled.

whasts a riemann

I mean, it was right to be removed, what was the drama? it was just picking on people in a random pic thread and calling them out by username, that's how you get a subreddit banned.

It was no use deleting the imagine link, the thumbnail already confirms everyone's biases.

Petition to DP /u/riemann1413 and /u/80BAIT08 for being faggots and contributing nothing but low-quality trash.

support

carry

:D

This is a good shitshow

Not shocking, given the over-all 'SRS' shift the sub's been undergoing for the last month or two.

for the last month

Naw I got banned in a similar thread for saying she wasn't as ugly as everyone else was saying and complimenting how she did her eyebrows because I quoted the picture a while ago.

Then I got banned for posting a GIF because Kurt "Hentai is a family event" Eichenwald's SRS fanboys complained like 2 weeks after I posted it.

SRS types complain this sub is too far right all the time, that's why it's Centerist imo.

When this cunt dies of a fentanyl overdose, can I have their mod spot plz?

Nice to see u/riemann1413 spent his boxing day crying his sad little eyes out over someone being mean to trollxers, lmao

Hey riemann, as a devoted male feminist, how many women are you planning to rape in the new year?

yeah like that, thanks

thx 4 recognizing tha hustle, fam

ok. So yes, those things are all ugly as sin, but no we can't do the whole bullying thing here.

https://i.imgur.com/ZxF40ue.png

Fucking lol!!!!

!redditsilver

Here's your Reddit Silver, shallowm!

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