Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening. src
You're now one of 3 people I've blocked on Reddit. I don't even mind people sperging out at me, but what I do mind is just the complete lack of real arguments.
"durrrrrr i'm pizzashill i think i'm so cool because i'm better than a self-admitted loser"
Congrats, I guess? You're the smartest kid with Downs. Hooray.
And dude, your banter is shitty because you don't even insult me. How is it insulting to someone on r/drama to tell them that they have a learning disability or are a loser? This shit is implied.
My banter is awesome, at least compared to you, because I at least put a little effort into it. Instead of just going "hey you're a retard" I'll at least detail WHY you are a retard.
Case in point: You're retarded now because you're trying to find logic in this whole thing and "win", when it's literally just a fucking gradeschool level slapfight. That's why you're an even bigger loser than me, you want to "win" in a situation where there is no "winning" because you're so much of a pathetic piece of shit that all you get out of life is trying to act smug to morons like me on r/drama.
HA HA, LOOK AT ME, I'M PIZZAFAGGOT, I DEFLECT PEOPLE BITCHING ME OUT BY ACTING COY, PEOPLE TOTALLY LIKE ME.
You can't go from seriousposting like a motherfucker to "lol i was only joking, calm down" at the first sign of someone calling you out on your shit.
See, I figured it out, I now know why you constantly talk about learning disabilities. You're ashamed of your very obvious dyslexia and social retardation. Man, projecting is a helluva drug.
Holy shit you illiterate moron, I never said you did. I said that, because I am neither of those things, you have nothing to banter with other than "ur disabled". It's boring. You're boring. And the more I go on, the more I realize you actually ARE retarded, clearly obvious by the above.
Like, you can't even handle comprehending a simple sentence, no wonder you can't handle simple banter on a place as autistic as r/drama.
M8, you ain't fooling anyone with the faux self-deprecation in the title. u/pizzashill made you melt tf down.
Do your part to keep our community healthy by blowing everything out of proportion and making literally everything as dramatic as possible.
Why is r/drama suddenly full of tweens who have that "I don't care about anything so I'm so cool" attitude, in my day effort shitposting used to be cool
There are a lot of new users who think everyone means what the words they say literally means. So therefore your a triggered lolcow, I think they don't know what real lolcows are
You come across like an unhinged sperg whos banter essentially was whining that /u/pizzashill, a known retard and autist, wasn't bringing his A game. Meanwhile your ass belongs on the bench because autistically flailing and sputtering middle school level mocking in quotations with capslock on doesnt exactly exude control of the situation.
You completely got wrecked by a kid whos responses consist of swinging his arms in a windmill fashion to defend himself.
/u/pizzashill looked over his shoulder as he opened the apartment door. No one around. He took a deep shuddering breath and stepped inside, finding the kitchen immaculate, as always. Donald was waiting, standing at the counter, still wearing one of his large suits.
“Get undressed.” He said, already loosening his tie. Donald was not a patient man. pizzashill gulped. His hands shook as he slid his blazer off, trying hard not to think about what is wife would say. Or, god forbid, his KKK grand wizard mom. This was a sin. Adultery was a sin. Homosexual relations were a sin, and here he was, bending over for Donald Trump three nights a week. pizzashill took off his tie, hanging it carefully over a kitchen stool next to his blazer. Donald was tossing his clothes on the floor, already pulling his belt off.
To his shame, pizzashill felt himself grow hard at the sight of the other man with his belt in hand, already ready to teach pizzashill a lesson.
“Let’s move to the bedroom.” Donald said, not a suggestion at all.
pizzashill flushed, flustered as always by their interactions.
“Alright.” He stuttered.
Donald looked at him, hard. pizzashill felt like he was back in /r/HillaryClinton pretending he had a job.
“Alright, what?” He demanded, flexing his hands.
pizzashill gulped, filled with lust and repulsion in equal measures.
“Alright, Mr. President.” He said quietly.
Trump made a sound of satisfaction, hand already down his silk boxers. pizzashill could see the fabric move as Donald touched himself. God help him, it was hot. Donald pulled him by the collar of his button up shirt towards the bedroom, shoving him towards the yaas queen-sized bed. pizzashill was used to the rough treatment by now, and only worked to pull his shirt off over his head. He pulled his belt off, tossing it to the ground. His hands froze on his zipper when Donald said “Stop. First, you’re gonna listen to what I have planned for my inauguration. I’ve decided that when I’m president, we’re not gonna do any of that worshipping the bussy shit.”
pizzashill flinched. “I knew you weren’t a smart guy. You’re fooling the /r/Drama illiterates.” He managed to say, cock hard.
Donald sneered. This was just how he liked it. As though he was dominating him on a front-page post on /r/EnoughSandersSpam.
“I’m very literate, I read all the time. I’d say I’m the most literate guy around.” He said, advancing towards pizzashill, his belt on the bed.
He pulled pizzashill to his feet by his upper arm, tugging his pants down with the other hand. Donald spun pizzashill around, so that his hands were on the bed, arms straight. Donald pressed against his back. His thick short hands snaked around to touch his dick.
“Actually managed to get hard? Maybe you really are a man. I doubt it though.” pizzashill closed his eyes at the sharp spike of shame and pleasure. He could feel Donald’s own erection digging into his backside, still trapped in the silken boxers. He pressed back against it, not caring if at that moment he was a loser whore. He didn’t even bother to stifle a whimper when Donald moved towards the bedside table. The former smugposter of /r/Drama watched as Donald Trump opened the drawer and took out lube, as well one of his ‘make America great again’ hats.
Trump put the baseball cap on, tossing the lube down on the bed next to the belt, which he grabbed. pizzashill shuddered when Donald returned and pulled down his white underwear. pizzashill yelped when the belt smacked his ass for the first time, hard enough to leave a mark.
“Yeah, scream for me like your whore queen.” Donald told him.
“Don’t talk about Hil-“ He started to defend her, but was cut off by another slap of the belt.
He groaned, breathing hard, tears pricking his eyes. One last spank, this one even harder than the others. pizzashill was so close to cumming it almost ached.
Donald put his hands on the waist band of his boxers, to impatient to give him more than a few spanks. He paused for a moment.
“It’s gonna be huge.” He said, pulling down his boxers to reveal his hard cock. He grabbed the lube off the bed, quickly, and not quite thoroughly, preparing pizzashill. He thrust into him, a fistful of pizzashill’s hair in his hand making pizzashill arch his back, and strain his throat.
“Yeah that’s just how I want you. Fuck. God I’d like to bend you over my agenda post.” Donald said, setting a quick and punishing pace. “I’d do it on the front page too. Then everyone could see how much of a loser you are. How much of a weak soy boy you are. How you’re not worthy of being a smugposter.”
pizzashill bit down on his bottom lip, not ready to climax yet. He tried to remember the ceramic turtles. Come on pizzashill, slow and steady would win this race. He tried to make himself last, but failed entirely when Trump groaned about his redneck mother in his ear. pizzashill came all over the white trash bedding, body slumping slightly. Trump paused for moment, readjusting their positions so that pizzashill was against the dresser next to the bed. The knobs dug into his hips as Donald orgasmed with a shout. He pulled out of pizzashill quickly, as always. Donald was not a man that lingered. The only thing either of them wore were their socks, and Donald’s hat.
pizzashill collected his clothes quietly, not wanting to be touched, without looking at Trump. He padded to the bathroom silently, well aware the other man was raking his eyes down his nude body. The shower was large, and marble, and disgustingly gaudy, like Donald himself. He started the shower, turning it to his preferred setting. All of this was routine by now. pizzashill climbed in when the water got hot, knowing he must have looked a sight. Belt marks on his backside, hair looking a mess, and cum filled. He began scrubbing his body of the filth of what he had done, not even really noticing when the crying started. He stifled his sobs with the palm of his hand, not wanting Trump to hear and know that he had beaten pizzashill, yet again.
Twenty minutes later he stepped out, drying himself carefully and getting dressed. When he opened the bathroom door, the subreddit felt empty. They only used it for sex, and Donald was a busy man. He was busy being president, pizzashill reminded himself needlessly. As if he could forget.
He retrieved his blazer and tie as he left, pulling them on before opening the front door. pizzashill locked the door behind him, and walked down the hall towards the elevators. He was headed to /r/politics for the night.
He made me do copious amounts of cocaine with him, to the point I thought my heart was gonna stop.
He told me to calm down, gave me a drink, and I don't know what was in the drink but I blacked out. And when I woke up, he had both my legs over his shoulders, and he was numb-sucking my asshole like there was no tomorrow.
I tried to fight it, I tried to get away, but I was restrained. He told me that I liked it, he told me not to worry cause he used 'the good jelly', the shmuckas.
So nobody's paid me to, uh, confess this now, and I've kept it under wraps for all these years because I knew no one would believe me.
No one would believe... that /u/pizzashill ate my asshole.
Because his sperging is much more funny than yours. You failed rile up the most sensitive member of our little community, and he basically said that you're boring and not worth the time.
If that's all you cared about, you wouldn't have made a whole post showcasing it. Don't kid yourself, you had an encounter with drama's favorite kid to bully and you wanted to show off to get those Kool kid points.
nigga if i cared about reddit points i'd be posting bussy like any other civilized gentleman not this low-quality ass shit
I do like, though, that this post managed to rile up r/drama's Quality Control Team who feel the need to constantly tell me my shitposting isn't up to their quality
Why do you think this, lol? I'm not logically inconsistent, and people that think women have no problems are every bit as bad as people that think men have no problems.
We had a conversation about how you think that if you accidentally bump into a woman at a bar you will get jumped in the parking lot by 4 or 5 white knights. That isn't a logical conclusion.
That's not the conversation we had, at all. The context was double standards in society and how "assault" is viewed differently.
I've seen women walk around trying to grab crotches in bars and nothing happens to them.
I've also personally seen a friend of mine bump into some women at a bar, her lose her shit and claim he touched her, and then the 4-5 white knights she was with jump him.
And I believe what I said as well is we can test this - go to a bar, touch a woman's tit, and then say "oh, was just an accident" and tell me how that works out for you.
And even more so, I fail to see how any of this points to me believing women have no problems.
Factoids are like plants, animals and bacteria. Give them the right blend of attributes, drop them in the right environment, and they will thrive.
Tom Ahern understands perfectly why the claim lives on. He runs Ahern Donor Communications and makes his living crafting phrases that evoke empathy and inspire giving.
"It has just enough of everything you want. It touches on two things people care about -- poverty and women. And the number itself makes it feel authentic," Ahern said.
In a weird way, Ahern said, the scale of the stat works in its favor.
"If you want to make a point about the poor and women, 60 percent might not be bad enough, and 50 percent would be just like men," Ahern said. "But with 70 percent, you can really make an impression."
The claim is the lucky beneficiary of something called the Goldilocks Factor. Craig Silverman is the author of the blog Regret the Error, which tracks the media’s missteps and corrections. Silverman said claims that continue to get passed from one person to the next tend to have found this sweet point of balance.
"They’re bigger than people would expect, but not so big that people find them implausible," Silverman said.
To be sure, this claim runs strongest in the community of people who care a great deal about women. Another analyst of misinformation, Brendan Nyhan at Dartmouth College, said the statistic thrives because it bolsters that underlying concern.
"You know that women are disadvantaged in many parts of the world," Nyhan said. "So this expresses some larger truth that you already believe in."
Couple these advantages with the ready availability of information on the web and in organizations’ archives and there is little doubt that if someone needs this to make their case, they will find it.
I did that experiment btw. All she did was laugh and ask me if I was trying to get handsy. I jokingly said yes, told her I also put roofies in her drink and then she laughed and we had a normal conversation.
I thought in this day and age we wouldn't have to deal with homophobia my grandfather was a leather daddy in the 50s and he had AIDS and that's ok and multiculturalism is great and I love black cock
Imagine being so illiterate and so uneducated you lack literally any ability to entertain nuance and think anyone that disagrees with you is "defending" someone.
Imagine thinking that anyone on Reddit has the ability to entertain nuance.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-12-27
Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening. src
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1 OnionBits 2017-12-27
Snappy slaying once again. I pray for this Bot to the Bot Gods every night.
Bot bless you
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-27
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-12-27
I love the "I have to have the last word" types, they go on for 3 days baited along by one line shitposts
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
You're now one of 3 people I've blocked on Reddit. I don't even mind people sperging out at me, but what I do mind is just the complete lack of real arguments.
You're just boring.
1 zahlman 2017-12-27
zoz
1 itoucheditforacookie 2017-12-27
zle
1 Russiangreyman 2017-12-27
Zozzle
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-12-27
Delete this
1 LedinToke 2017-12-27
reeeeeeeee
1 Yiin 2017-12-27
Hey new guy, it was the capitadization.
Yes, we care about that.
1 Russiangreyman 2017-12-27
no.
1 Yiin 2017-12-27
Be ready to be outlmemed and you will be.
1 Russiangreyman 2017-12-27
You faggots will forget by tomorrow.
1 Yiin 2017-12-27
They will, but I won't /u/ukranianguy
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-27
zozzle
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-27
Snoozoz
1 MG87 2017-12-27
Potential snappy qoute?
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/7afvqa/the_upizzashill_special/
1 whyameridumbs 2017-12-27
Says the soy boy crying to his alt right echo chamber.
1 blacknblue12 2017-12-27
you seem upset
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
Just following the rules on the sidebar, m. night famalamam
1 blacknblue12 2017-12-27
i guess pointing all of us to your meltdown is forward thinking of you
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
You think that's a meltdown? Motherfucker I haven't even begun to meltdown.
1 Matues49 2017-12-27
You can't go from seriousposting like a motherfucker to "lol i was only joking, calm down" at the first sign of someone calling you out on your shit.
See, I figured it out, I now know why you constantly talk about learning disabilities. You're ashamed of your very obvious dyslexia and social retardation. Man, projecting is a helluva drug.
Like, you can't even handle comprehending a simple sentence, no wonder you can't handle simple banter on a place as autistic as r/drama.
M8, you ain't fooling anyone with the faux self-deprecation in the title. u/pizzashill made you melt tf down.
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
Why is r/drama suddenly full of tweens who have that "I don't care about anything so I'm so cool" attitude, in my day effort shitposting used to be cool
1 Matues49 2017-12-27
yea but, the thing is, you weren't shitposting. you were just being a lolcow.
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
por que no los dos
1 Ennui2778 2017-12-27
WALL
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-12-27
no u r
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-12-27
You don't know what that really means
1 _same_rules_apply_ 2017-12-27
No one does.
1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-27
Thanks for being a lolcow. Imagine being this triggered by the resident downy.
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
Christ, y'all have some low-ass standards for lolcows and "being triggered" if this is all it takes. I should post more, I guess.
1 auto-xkcd37 2017-12-27
Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-12-27
There are a lot of new users who think everyone means what the words they say literally means. So therefore your a triggered lolcow, I think they don't know what real lolcows are
1 Chromebookbitches 2017-12-27
No, it never was. You were just fooled by your fellow morons in whatever echo-chamber you were in, into thinking it was.
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
nah
it was
1 Chromebookbitches 2017-12-27
Moooooooo
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-12-27
You come across like an unhinged sperg whos banter essentially was whining that /u/pizzashill, a known retard and autist, wasn't bringing his A game. Meanwhile your ass belongs on the bench because autistically flailing and sputtering middle school level mocking in quotations with capslock on doesnt exactly exude control of the situation.
You completely got wrecked by a kid whos responses consist of swinging his arms in a windmill fashion to defend himself.
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
oh no the handsome and super-successful gentlemen of r/drama think i'm retarded
how ever shall i cope with this shame, oh nooooooo
1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-12-27
I suggest coping through self flagellation or swinging from a rope, for fun.
1 serialflamingo 2017-12-27
Hey! I may not be super-successful, but I am a fucking dish.
1 subpoutine 2017-12-27
/u/pizzashill looked over his shoulder as he opened the apartment door. No one around. He took a deep shuddering breath and stepped inside, finding the kitchen immaculate, as always. Donald was waiting, standing at the counter, still wearing one of his large suits. “Get undressed.” He said, already loosening his tie. Donald was not a patient man. pizzashill gulped. His hands shook as he slid his blazer off, trying hard not to think about what is wife would say. Or, god forbid, his KKK grand wizard mom. This was a sin. Adultery was a sin. Homosexual relations were a sin, and here he was, bending over for Donald Trump three nights a week. pizzashill took off his tie, hanging it carefully over a kitchen stool next to his blazer. Donald was tossing his clothes on the floor, already pulling his belt off. To his shame, pizzashill felt himself grow hard at the sight of the other man with his belt in hand, already ready to teach pizzashill a lesson.
“Let’s move to the bedroom.” Donald said, not a suggestion at all. pizzashill flushed, flustered as always by their interactions.
“Alright.” He stuttered.
Donald looked at him, hard. pizzashill felt like he was back in /r/HillaryClinton pretending he had a job.
“Alright, what?” He demanded, flexing his hands.
pizzashill gulped, filled with lust and repulsion in equal measures.
“Alright, Mr. President.” He said quietly.
Trump made a sound of satisfaction, hand already down his silk boxers. pizzashill could see the fabric move as Donald touched himself. God help him, it was hot. Donald pulled him by the collar of his button up shirt towards the bedroom, shoving him towards the yaas queen-sized bed. pizzashill was used to the rough treatment by now, and only worked to pull his shirt off over his head. He pulled his belt off, tossing it to the ground. His hands froze on his zipper when Donald said “Stop. First, you’re gonna listen to what I have planned for my inauguration. I’ve decided that when I’m president, we’re not gonna do any of that worshipping the bussy shit.”
pizzashill flinched. “I knew you weren’t a smart guy. You’re fooling the /r/Drama illiterates.” He managed to say, cock hard.
Donald sneered. This was just how he liked it. As though he was dominating him on a front-page post on /r/EnoughSandersSpam. “I’m very literate, I read all the time. I’d say I’m the most literate guy around.” He said, advancing towards pizzashill, his belt on the bed.
He pulled pizzashill to his feet by his upper arm, tugging his pants down with the other hand. Donald spun pizzashill around, so that his hands were on the bed, arms straight. Donald pressed against his back. His thick short hands snaked around to touch his dick.
“Actually managed to get hard? Maybe you really are a man. I doubt it though.” pizzashill closed his eyes at the sharp spike of shame and pleasure. He could feel Donald’s own erection digging into his backside, still trapped in the silken boxers. He pressed back against it, not caring if at that moment he was a loser whore. He didn’t even bother to stifle a whimper when Donald moved towards the bedside table. The former smugposter of /r/Drama watched as Donald Trump opened the drawer and took out lube, as well one of his ‘make America great again’ hats.
Trump put the baseball cap on, tossing the lube down on the bed next to the belt, which he grabbed. pizzashill shuddered when Donald returned and pulled down his white underwear. pizzashill yelped when the belt smacked his ass for the first time, hard enough to leave a mark.
“Yeah, scream for me like your whore queen.” Donald told him.
“Don’t talk about Hil-“ He started to defend her, but was cut off by another slap of the belt.
He groaned, breathing hard, tears pricking his eyes. One last spank, this one even harder than the others. pizzashill was so close to cumming it almost ached.
Donald put his hands on the waist band of his boxers, to impatient to give him more than a few spanks. He paused for a moment. “It’s gonna be huge.” He said, pulling down his boxers to reveal his hard cock. He grabbed the lube off the bed, quickly, and not quite thoroughly, preparing pizzashill. He thrust into him, a fistful of pizzashill’s hair in his hand making pizzashill arch his back, and strain his throat.
“Yeah that’s just how I want you. Fuck. God I’d like to bend you over my agenda post.” Donald said, setting a quick and punishing pace. “I’d do it on the front page too. Then everyone could see how much of a loser you are. How much of a weak soy boy you are. How you’re not worthy of being a smugposter.”
pizzashill bit down on his bottom lip, not ready to climax yet. He tried to remember the ceramic turtles. Come on pizzashill, slow and steady would win this race. He tried to make himself last, but failed entirely when Trump groaned about his redneck mother in his ear. pizzashill came all over the white trash bedding, body slumping slightly. Trump paused for moment, readjusting their positions so that pizzashill was against the dresser next to the bed. The knobs dug into his hips as Donald orgasmed with a shout. He pulled out of pizzashill quickly, as always. Donald was not a man that lingered. The only thing either of them wore were their socks, and Donald’s hat.
pizzashill collected his clothes quietly, not wanting to be touched, without looking at Trump. He padded to the bathroom silently, well aware the other man was raking his eyes down his nude body. The shower was large, and marble, and disgustingly gaudy, like Donald himself. He started the shower, turning it to his preferred setting. All of this was routine by now. pizzashill climbed in when the water got hot, knowing he must have looked a sight. Belt marks on his backside, hair looking a mess, and cum filled. He began scrubbing his body of the filth of what he had done, not even really noticing when the crying started. He stifled his sobs with the palm of his hand, not wanting Trump to hear and know that he had beaten pizzashill, yet again.
Twenty minutes later he stepped out, drying himself carefully and getting dressed. When he opened the bathroom door, the subreddit felt empty. They only used it for sex, and Donald was a busy man. He was busy being president, pizzashill reminded himself needlessly. As if he could forget.
He retrieved his blazer and tie as he left, pulling them on before opening the front door. pizzashill locked the door behind him, and walked down the hall towards the elevators. He was headed to /r/politics for the night.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-27
No one would believe me...
He made me do copious amounts of cocaine with him, to the point I thought my heart was gonna stop.
He told me to calm down, gave me a drink, and I don't know what was in the drink but I blacked out. And when I woke up, he had both my legs over his shoulders, and he was numb-sucking my asshole like there was no tomorrow.
I tried to fight it, I tried to get away, but I was restrained. He told me that I liked it, he told me not to worry cause he used 'the good jelly', the shmuckas.
So nobody's paid me to, uh, confess this now, and I've kept it under wraps for all these years because I knew no one would believe me.
No one would believe... that /u/pizzashill ate my asshole.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-12-27
No one's ever accused /u/pizzashill of being a person worth being alive.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-27
You actually tried arguing with him, then sperged out. Then made this thread.
Spoilers: no u
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
I mean, I called him a retarded faggot and then continued calling him a retarded faggot, but I don't think I ever tried arguing.
I'll cop to some mild sperging. I could've done better though, that's the thing. Y'all need more faith in me.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-27
Not gonna happen, friendo. I do have hope that you'll realize that he brought you down to his level, then neck yourself in shame.
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
nigga wut r u smokin
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-27
getting assblasted by P-Shill is shameful even by our low standards.
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
I haven't had my medication in days. I have a condition.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-27
This sub is a home for the undermedicated. That's no excuse here.
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
usin' it as one anyways, try to stop me
1 alphetasauce 2017-12-27
Really all you have to do to make him sperg so hard you win is mention how women sometimes have it hard.
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
Why bother? All he does is go OH YOU HAVE A LEARNING DISABILITY and then scour post histories for ways to discredit anyone.
It was more fun for me to just do my own sperging and take out my frustration at the pharmacy on some dipshit on reddit, instead.
1 alphetasauce 2017-12-27
Because his sperging is much more funny than yours. You failed rile up the most sensitive member of our little community, and he basically said that you're boring and not worth the time.
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
It entertained me and that's all that I care about.
And he says that I'm boring but I 100% guarantee you I could still get him to reply. Reddit is that motherfucker's life.
1 alphetasauce 2017-12-27
If that's all you cared about, you wouldn't have made a whole post showcasing it. Don't kid yourself, you had an encounter with drama's favorite kid to bully and you wanted to show off to get those Kool kid points.
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
nigga if i cared about reddit points i'd be posting bussy like any other civilized gentleman not this low-quality ass shit
I do like, though, that this post managed to rile up r/drama's Quality Control Team who feel the need to constantly tell me my shitposting isn't up to their quality
1 pizzashill 2017-12-27
Why do you think this, lol? I'm not logically inconsistent, and people that think women have no problems are every bit as bad as people that think men have no problems.
I'm an anti-feminist, not anti-women.
1 alphetasauce 2017-12-27
We had a conversation about how you think that if you accidentally bump into a woman at a bar you will get jumped in the parking lot by 4 or 5 white knights. That isn't a logical conclusion.
1 pizzashill 2017-12-27
That's not the conversation we had, at all. The context was double standards in society and how "assault" is viewed differently.
I've seen women walk around trying to grab crotches in bars and nothing happens to them.
I've also personally seen a friend of mine bump into some women at a bar, her lose her shit and claim he touched her, and then the 4-5 white knights she was with jump him.
And I believe what I said as well is we can test this - go to a bar, touch a woman's tit, and then say "oh, was just an accident" and tell me how that works out for you.
And even more so, I fail to see how any of this points to me believing women have no problems.
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
I mean he did say "he'll argue if you say women have no problems"
And then you showed up to argue. One way or another he's right.
1 pizzashill 2017-12-27
That's not what he said, he said I'd "sperg out" at the idea women have problems.
1 rightwingnutcase 2017-12-27
If you think women have problems why are you antifeminist?
1 pizzashill 2017-12-27
Because feminists greatly exaggerate those problems, fabricate problems, and are extremely sexist people on average.
Feminism is a secular religion.
1 rightwingnutcase 2017-12-27
Everybody lies. Why pick on feminists?
1 pizzashill 2017-12-27
Uh, they aren't really special. But they're a larger threat than most other movements because they have the veil of legitimacy.
There's an article about the "zombie statistic" that sums up why:
http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/article/2014/jul/03/meet-zombie-stat-just-wont-die/
1 rightwingnutcase 2017-12-27
So you're upset that they have statistics to back up their claims?
1 pizzashill 2017-12-27
No, they have fake statistics they push, which is what I actually linked, and had you read the article, you would have known that.
This leads to many problems, it leads to men being treated like shit in many areas of society.
Be it the kangaroo courts in our colleges.
The bias against boys in our education system and the global education systems in general.
The extreme bias in healthcare: http://www.who.int/bulletin/volumes/92/8/13-132795/en/
The list goes on and on. When you pump misinformation that paints women as the default victims, you create an environment like this.
1 alphetasauce 2017-12-27
I did that experiment btw. All she did was laugh and ask me if I was trying to get handsy. I jokingly said yes, told her I also put roofies in her drink and then she laughed and we had a normal conversation.
1 pizzashill 2017-12-27
Ok.
1 ay_what_up2 2017-12-27
and here I thought you weren’t a complete retard
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
oh man you planned that perfectly, please teach me
1 alphetasauce 2017-12-27
See what I mean?
1 blacknblue12 2017-12-27
youre trying so hard. stop trying so hard.
1 xyisok 2017-12-27
I thought in this day and age we wouldn't have to deal with homophobia my grandfather was a leather daddy in the 50s and he had AIDS and that's ok and multiculturalism is great and I love black cock
1 zahlman 2017-12-27
Imagine thinking that anyone on Reddit has the ability to entertain nuance.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-12-27
I am just here to check if I was linked.
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
You're my favorite bb, so I would never sully your shitty name by dragging it through the mud
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-12-27
First time for me, but only indirectly :(.
I'll take my minor celebrity.
1 Russiangreyman 2017-12-27
What gets me is that you chucklefucks are downvoting our very own lolcow.
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
Yeah stop downvoting me.
...wait no
1 Illyana_Rasputin 2017-12-27
Imagine being so illiterate and so uneducated you lack literally any ability to link to drama properly.
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
i'm new pls no bully
1 rudest 2017-12-27
I love when lolcows post their own drama, thank you for pointing out to all of us what a giant spergo retard you are
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
you're welcome
would you like to see a picture of my ferret
1 rudest 2017-12-27
Sure!
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
here ya go
1 rudest 2017-12-27
Awwww look at that little face
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
this is now a thread for ferrets
1 polddit 2017-12-27
>Fat
>Hairy
>Old disgusting furniture
>Has a fucking ferret for a pet
Peak ledditor
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
if you wanted more pictures of him all you had to do was ask
1 Yiin 2017-12-27
I'm trashei and you're funny
pls don't go away
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
ok
1 LedinToke 2017-12-27
begone thot ferret
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
wow rude
1 hakkzpets 2017-12-27
OP comes off as a little whiny bitch.
1 d-amazo 2017-12-27
lol nice armchair analysis, you're totally spot on
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-12-27
Judging by your post you think you're a part of the cool kids.
You're not.
1 hakkzpets 2017-12-27
I am.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-12-27
My mistake
1 444455555666666 2017-12-27
Uh I don't know if you realize, but all the popular /r/drama kids think you and /u/d-amazo are lame and should kill yourselves
1 better_bot 2017-12-27
Oh look, another "I yelled at pizzashill" thread.
1 whyameridumbs 2017-12-27
All these alt reich.. sry, right types seem really insecure.
1 MG87 2017-12-27
He's not wrong famalam
1 Neronoah 2017-12-27
The tragedy of pizzashill is being mostly right but suffering from chronic seriousposting.
1 Illyana_Rasputin 2017-12-27
Like a retarded Cassandra.
1 elsiedeez 2017-12-27
This is true.
1 mikerhoa 2017-12-27
Wait, are we supposed to believe that posting in Daddy's Hugbox or SRS doesn't make you a retard? Because I take issue with that...
1 allendrio 2017-12-27
This just brings into question why pizzashill isnt head mod yet.