Don't you have anything better to? Like make some retarded emojipasta?
That's 2 retards engaging me now. One more and you're officially dogpiling me, and I'll pursue legal measures.
Ok. Well stop abusing your power and stop bullying me or I'll call the police. There are a few illegal things going on here. So shut the fuck up. Oh and I moderate something too. Just a little bit of info you should know
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π«ERROR!π« π―Trueπ― Daddies are irreplaceable πI could never delete you Daddy!π Send this to ten other πͺDaddiesπͺ who give you π¦cummiesπ¦ Or never get called βοΈsquishyβοΈ againββπ¬π¬ββ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you π«π«πΏ 3 back: you're squishyβοΈπ¦ 5 back: you're daddy's kittenπ½πΌπ¦ 10+ back: Daddyπππππ¦π π
There it is: the response we've all been waiting for. Staring ravenously at our screens, we hungered for it. We needed it. You are a cog in the hivemind of the Internet Machine. The aeonian meme rages on like an unbridled river of repetitive jokes, forced references, and mind-numbing puns. Without the cog, the machine cannot operate. Without the username checking out, we cannot succumb to the will of the forum. I can't breathe. lol
Serious question, how does that happen? Isn't fat supposed to go mostly to the abdomen (abdominal obesity/beer bellies)? What makes it go to the pelvic area?
Fat distribution is different between most people. It's not really a uniform thing because people were never meant to get that fat. Her fat distribution is certainly unfortunate to say the least.
It's known as visceral fat. It is technically the accumulation of excess intra-abdominal adipose tissue. In other words, it's a βdeepβ fat that's stored further underneath the skin than βsubcutaneousβ belly fat (like a beer belly). It's a form of gel-like fat that's actually wrapped around major organs, including the liver, pancreas and kidneys.
I watch anime, my diet consists of microwavable ramen and grocery store sushi and my exercise consists of Dance Dance Revolution 5th Mix because that's the best ddr game behind Max. Max2 sucked imo.
Diets aren't rocket science. Move more eat less. Stay hydrated. Stop drinking soda. Eat a fucking vegetable.
FWIW, the guy at the top right with the stripey polo shirt is more or less what I look like, except he can actually smile for the camera. Just in case anybody wants to visualise what I look at when they read my shite posts.
163 comments
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-27
Tag yourselves
1 serialflamingo 2017-12-27
I'm the wee girl at the front.
1 Dextro420x 2017-12-27
Where's notch?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-12-27
He only was there via video conference.
1 mrcolon96 2017-12-27
Of course you're in the drama sub lmao
1 serialflamingo 2017-12-27
Hi there! I'm a mod here and everything, what am I like?
1 mrcolon96 2017-12-27
You were one of my faves in the drag race drama sub. Idk why I stopped going but I'll probably go back when AS3 begins.
1 73696D756C6174696F6E 2017-12-27
I'm the kid in the front thinking "That mayocide better be coming"
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2017-12-27
when will the day of the sandwich be upon us?
1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2017-12-27
I hid in the womans shorts for warmth.
1 Yiin 2017-12-27
Goddamn it's fucking cold. Tag your degrees here.
9f pre wind this morning.
1 Awayfone 2017-12-27
15
With 6 mph wind so feels like 5
1 j1l1l1 2017-12-27
Who were the other three people in there with you?
1 error404brain 2017-12-27
I am the guy on the third line with the pink floyd shirt eyeing the kid.
1 RichEvansSextape 2017-12-27
Pretty sure that's either /u/MasterLawlz or riemann in the Pink Floyd shirt.
1 KalebCS 2017-12-27
Fuck me, this sub is actually full of retards. Mods are nowhere to be seen, but the users identify so much they actually tag themselves.
1 error404brain 2017-12-27
On other news, water is wet.
1 sadhandjobs 2017-12-27
Left front butt cheek.
1 darth_stroyer 2017-12-27
me on the left
1 comebepc 2017-12-27
I'm the one who should commit suicide
1 King-Achelexus 2017-12-27
/u/Butter_ED_toast in the bottom left
1 Wild_Child19 2017-12-27
I like posting on /r/drama because it's my favorite subreddit and the people here make me feel happy and warm inside.
1 nqtbty 2017-12-27
Kys
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2017-12-27
Don't worry, I'm definitely keeping myself safe.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-27
r/wholesome_r_drama
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2017-12-27
I had a really wholesome conversation with /u/KalebCS. Should I screencap it and put it there?
1 KalebCS 2017-12-27
Stop pinging me, I'm ignoring you.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-27
Lol. Cute ^ _ ^
1 KalebCS 2017-12-27
Don't you have anything better to? Like make some retarded emojipasta?
That's 2 retards engaging me now. One more and you're officially dogpiling me, and I'll pursue legal measures.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-27
Ok. Well stop abusing your power and stop bullying me or I'll call the police. There are a few illegal things going on here. So shut the fuck up. Oh and I moderate something too. Just a little bit of info you should know
1 ima-kitty 2017-12-27
Youre so sexy when youre mad
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-27
https://i.imgur.com/p7Qaff1.gif
1 Lovemesometoasts 2017-12-27
π‘
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-27
hungry? Eat a π«
1 Lovemesometoasts 2017-12-27
I'd rather choke on a dick tbh
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-27
Haram
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2017-12-27
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!ππ ββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... βββββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... βββββββββββ] 99% complete.....
π«ERROR!π« π―Trueπ― Daddies are irreplaceable πI could never delete you Daddy!π Send this to ten other πͺDaddiesπͺ who give you π¦cummiesπ¦ Or never get called βοΈsquishyβοΈ againββπ¬π¬ββ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you π«π«πΏ 3 back: you're squishyβοΈπ¦ 5 back: you're daddy's kittenπ½πΌπ¦ 10+ back: Daddyπππππ¦π π
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-27
Post it here lol
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2017-12-27
π ±osted. Sadly I don't have any bucci pictures for Jizya.
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2017-12-27
Your username is pretty redundant.
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2017-12-27
There it is: the response we've all been waiting for. Staring ravenously at our screens, we hungered for it. We needed it. You are a cog in the hivemind of the Internet Machine. The aeonian meme rages on like an unbridled river of repetitive jokes, forced references, and mind-numbing puns. Without the cog, the machine cannot operate. Without the username checking out, we cannot succumb to the will of the forum. I can't breathe. lol
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2017-12-27
He wasn't talking to you but assuredly you need to keep yourself safe as well
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2017-12-27
And a lovely keep yourself safe to you, as well!
1 TruthPains 2017-12-27
Yer nan likes to keep my dong warm m8
1 comebepc 2017-12-27
Kys, faggot
1 Wild_Child19 2017-12-27
I hope you keep yourself safe too.
1 Honk4Tits 2017-12-27
Sweet Jesus that front butt.
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-27
Stereotypical frontbutted mayo.
Even comes with melanin infused child.
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2017-12-27
That face of dispar on the kid ........
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-12-27
It knows that it's already lost the genetic lottery. Don't worry, by the time it gets to high school it will have a ton of unearned pride.
1 TheDevilChicken 2017-12-27
Hippo's toe
1 Goatsac 2017-12-27
You could still get to her hole, though.
1 Yiin 2017-12-27
A proper dom can get to ANYONE'S hole. Or at least that's the facade.
Second shitpost: Fat chicks will do anything and I mean ANYTHING for approval.
1 Goatsac 2017-12-27
I was just saying that she lacks the normal crotch apron thing.
Sure, her gut is huge, she doesn't have a thick slab of solidified grease growing from behind her pubis.
Even a small dicker could plow that field.
1 Yiin 2017-12-27
But, you don't let her know that. Duh
1 Goatsac 2017-12-27
Or you do, and she gleefully truffle shuffles all over your small, little army man.
1 Yiin 2017-12-27
That's good too. Fuck me
It's been three weeks unironically
1 Goatsac 2017-12-27
I've chased me some chub before.
Often there is grade a puss in them mountains.
1 SuperiorExcess 2017-12-27
See: Reddit
1 Yiin 2017-12-27
That's not what I meant exactly
1 Zozbot 2017-12-27
zoz
1 Zozbot 2017-12-27
zle
1 Zozbot 2017-12-27
zozzle
1 SuperiorExcess 2017-12-27
Top zoz mate
1 Yiin 2017-12-27
I know right? wtf is the trigger
1 Uniquestusername99 2017-12-27
Except lose weight?
1 Scummy_mofo 2017-12-27
prolly need the jaws of life to part that sea, bruh.
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2017-12-27
Youβd probably have to cover her in flour to find the wet spot tbh.
1 _Belch_ 2017-12-27
That hole would have mushrooms growing in it.
1 shallowm 2017-12-27
Serious question, how does that happen? Isn't fat supposed to go mostly to the abdomen (abdominal obesity/beer bellies)? What makes it go to the pelvic area?
1 PolishPugLady 2017-12-27
Genetics usually.
1 grep_var_log 2017-12-27
When the gut is so large it's indistinguishable from the pelvis.
Otherwise known as a gunt.
1 Fletch71011 2017-12-27
Fat distribution is different between most people. It's not really a uniform thing because people were never meant to get that fat. Her fat distribution is certainly unfortunate to say the least.
1 felixjawesome 2017-12-27
It's known as visceral fat. It is technically the accumulation of excess intra-abdominal adipose tissue. In other words, it's a βdeepβ fat that's stored further underneath the skin than βsubcutaneousβ belly fat (like a beer belly). It's a form of gel-like fat that's actually wrapped around major organs, including the liver, pancreas and kidneys.
1 cwg22 2017-12-27
Well... I was hungry but suddenly no more. On what you have said is this a "natural" thing? and does this happen with other species of animals too?
1 felixjawesome 2017-12-27
I don't fucking know. I just googled "why am I so fat?" And copy pasted the first result.
1 cwg22 2017-12-27
Sorry, it just sounded like you actually knew something and peaked my interest.
1 felixjawesome 2017-12-27
I watch anime, my diet consists of microwavable ramen and grocery store sushi and my exercise consists of Dance Dance Revolution 5th Mix because that's the best ddr game behind Max. Max2 sucked imo.
Diets aren't rocket science. Move more eat less. Stay hydrated. Stop drinking soda. Eat a fucking vegetable.
1 Let_you_down 2017-12-27
2nd hardest part of eating a vegetable is the wheel chair.
Hardest part is my dick.
1 mrcolon96 2017-12-27
You're basically me but I play Pump It Up.
1 DARKFiB3R 2017-12-27
π€£
1 ben_gardners_boat 2017-12-27
This guy liposuctions
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2017-12-27
That is her abdomen. It just sags pasty her crotch.
1 BabyZiggles 2017-12-27
Yep. Just a giant fat of fold drooping over her hips. Like a saggy boob.
1 BabyZiggles 2017-12-27
Yep. Just a giant fold of fat drooping over her hips. Like a saggy tit.
1 Dextro420x 2017-12-27
My god how does someone get that fat?
1 Honk4Tits 2017-12-27
Carbs and laziness.
1 Uniquestusername99 2017-12-27
America sized meals and high fructose cirn syrup.
1 WHYPEPOE 2017-12-27
Pussy bubble*
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2017-12-27
The child must be super flexible to wrap their legs around that front and back butt.
1 internetguy__ 2017-12-27
Right like how bad does it have to get until you realize youre fat as fuck
1 Protect_Me 2017-12-27
It's the mythical front butt
1 bobbybonnadouchey 2017-12-27
There was a coup?
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-27
Iβm invisible in the background bc Jews canβt be photographed due to Jew physics.
1 Electromeatloaf 2017-12-27
Vampires.
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-27
We have many names.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-27
HYPERBOREANS??? π€¬π€¬π€¬
1 weniscommander 2017-12-27
It's just physics dear. The Jew is implied.
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-27
IT'S JEWISH PHYSICS
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-12-27
AHA!
So you finally admit the truth!
1 Electromeatloaf 2017-12-27
Holy shit that gut
1 LemonScore 2017-12-27
How the fuck does she even walk, that's like mental illness level fat.
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-27
These people scooter around.
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-27
idk but looks pretty fucking boss to me
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2017-12-27
Look how compact it is after you fold down the seat and handles!
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-12-27
I think she's going to need a more robust model to carry her kundishun laden body around.
1 RichEvansSextape 2017-12-27
She rolls.
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2017-12-27
They see me rolling, they hatin http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/092/871/2yye7mu.jpg
1 Dextro420x 2017-12-27
She uses a mobility scooter duh
1 Jack_O_Blades 2017-12-27
Someone needs to tell that lady that her butts on the wrong way
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-27
Holy shit, I just noticed that one of the ladies is wearing a Reddit shirt!!
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-27
This was actually from the global reddit meetup. I just cropped it some, the whole is equally as sad.
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-27
I see. Being the most attractive person in the room is something Iβve grown used to, luckily.
1 alphetasauce 2017-12-27
Pick one. I bet you sound like Fran Drescher. Not saying I wouldn't throw her a hate bone though.
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-27
I'm genetically half a jew so the WASP genes gave me a lighter coloring and more delicate features.
1 alphetasauce 2017-12-27
So you're an abomination to two different cultures? How does your granny feel about your shiska mother?
1 Coveredcorners 2017-12-27
Shiksa* If you're going to be a douche, get it right you goy.
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2017-12-27
Donβt lie. I see you in the front the row with your butt on backward.
1 Goatsac 2017-12-27
I swear I've dated the chick with the dog. Or her twin.
That's creepy.
1 Ennui2778 2017-12-27
Sorry to hear it.
1 Goatsac 2017-12-27
Did you date her, as well?
She wasn't "loose" when I started fooling with her, but there's a quote from a Primus song that always makes me think of her.
Jenny Hernando.
1 Ennui2778 2017-12-27
Sounds dangerous. Please keep yourself safe.
1 Goatsac 2017-12-27
I always keep myself safe.
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2017-12-27
Even the freaking dog is fat.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-27
B O D Y C O N S C I O U S B O Y E
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2017-12-27
T H I C C B O Y E
1 Chicup 2017-12-27
The one normal human is regreting showing up.
1 celocanth13 2017-12-27
holy crap that guy on the left with the girl hair is fucked up looking
1 glmox 2017-12-27
why is the woman next to him just holding a giant leaf
1 Awayfone 2017-12-27
Hiding, unsuccessfully
1 ReBurnInator 2017-12-27
I like the dog.
1 whyameridumbs 2017-12-27
ahahahahhaahahahhh the genes
1 Kipferlfan 2017-12-27
These are the kind of people that go to /r/streetwear to tell them their fits are shit.
1 hodd01 2017-12-27
I find this funny because its not even near the worst picture of the a reddit meet up
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-27
Another one
1 hodd01 2017-12-27
holy fuck that is great
1 wabbit_1444 2017-12-27
Why do only the fat chicks show their tits?
1 llama-glamaticus 2017-12-27
Hey, I'll take it.
1 SuperiorExcess 2017-12-27
Because there's only fat chicks on Reddit?
1 wabbit_1444 2017-12-27
I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with you. However, only fat chicks would actually go to a Reddit meetup.
1 SuperiorExcess 2017-12-27
Yeah, that's fair. They're a majority probably.
1 itoucheditforacookie 2017-12-27
Our mom's said we're ok
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2017-12-27
There are two not fat Asian chicks in the pic...
1 Why_We_Need_Islam 2017-12-27
1 cunt_faced_retard 2017-12-27
>all those flatsos
>biggest tits in the picutre belong to a man
Jesus fucking Christ.
1 ImaSweetie 2017-12-27
Is that Seto Kaiba?
1 glmox 2017-12-27
ive always wanted to hear how the fuck this picture happened, preferably from at least three different perspectives
1 Awayfone 2017-12-27
Those Asians look lost
1 ManifestationOfSelf 2017-12-27
Isaiah 66:15-16
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1 pooman5 2017-12-27
Jesus christ how retarded are these mods.
Can anyone imagine living a life so sad that you seek power in /r/drama?
1 take_a_dumpling 2017-12-27
I don't know what happened Dr. Now...
1 buzzfret 2017-12-27
I am not surprised.
1 LordZedd84T 2017-12-27
I don't know how I feel about r/drama mods reproducing and/or raising children.
1 RichEvansSextape 2017-12-27
We'll worry about that non-existent bridge when we never cross it.
1 EvilBearon 2017-12-27
who the fuck held the flap up long enough to bust a nut in her ??
1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-27
The child is black so that should give you a hint
1 ShitCommentBelow 2017-12-27
These Reddit meetup pics depress me.
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2017-12-27
Better than looking at a mirror imo.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-12-27
There's one normal looking person and she's covering her face with a leaf, understandably.
1 Country-asshole 2017-12-27
Only one man who participated in that shot was not an obvious retard, namely the guy who took the picture.
1 bleepis 2017-12-27
im the guy in the Pink Floyd shirt
1 MyStrangeUncles 2017-12-27
We are all the guy in the Floyd shirt on this glorious day.
1 VidiotGamer 2017-12-27
Obviously fake - not enough downs or fetal alcohol syndrome to be r/drama mods.
1 CDRNY 2017-12-27
Too bad I wasn't there. I'd fit right in.
1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-27
Just remember these are the people who argue with you on Reddit
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-12-27
Like I needed more of a sense of superiority.
1 movie_criticdotexe 2017-12-27
Lets play: βGuess Whoβs Related?!β
1 My_Seventh_Try 2017-12-27
There are no normal looking people in this picture. reallymakesyouthink.jpg
1 double-happiness 2017-12-27
FWIW, the guy at the top right with the stripey polo shirt is more or less what I look like, except he can actually smile for the camera. Just in case anybody wants to visualise what I look at when they read my shite posts.