/u/scoutknuckleball isn't ALPHA enough for r/conspiracy

2  2017-12-27 by icefourthirtythree

8 comments

This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.

Snapshots:

  1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

I am a bot. (Info / Contact)

True!

Mikoto Misaka is so much HOTTER than Melania.

CaptainApollyon[S] 20 points 1 day ago You right. I don't even know why I care. I've always liked her for some reason something about not giving a fuck, posing nude keeping her head held high etc she seems like the kind of free spirit that real progressives like myself are supposed to like.

Now to be clear here, this is the only comment I had read before diving into this post history, but there's a rule when it comes to /r/conspiracy and that rule is the second you see someone type "real liberal" or "real progressive" you can bet your ass they're either A) Straight up a Nazi. B) Rabid Trumptard.

I think it's interesting to test that rule.

CaptainApollyon[S] 2 points 16 hours ago Statement: Transvestigation proposes that cis gendered actors are a minority in Hollywood. It suggests that there is an ancient effort to invert gender and creat a sexually frustrated society. Paraphrasing William Blake a sexually repressed society will forever be at war.

1

CaptainApollyon[S] 0 points 23 hours ago Wtf liberals hate porn now? Which mainstream news agency covered "her" bulge? Joan rivers is the source of that rumor. Is Joan rivers a Russian shill? How deep does it go?!?!

2

CaptainApollyon[S] 10 points 23 hours ago You should look into what ladies were saying about Weinstein and why he was so messed up. They said he wouldn't look anywhere else but your eyes when he was around other people as if he was waiting to get you alone to look else where and make his move. A healthy adult male enjoys the female form and doesn't care who knows. I highly doubt the rumors about trump creeping on kids but I wouldn't doubt he checked out some hot legal chicks.

3

CaptainApollyon[S] 12 points 23 hours ago So some hot chicks are skinny dipping in a pond and you can see them what do you do? Do you look away like a little soyboy or do you grab life by the pussy?

4

CaptainApollyon[S] 21 points 1 day ago Source that he's a sick fuck? I promise you the boys you know in your everyday life have said way worse things than grab her by the pussy.

5

CaptainApollyon 2 points 3 days ago It's so weird that everyone knows the term "anti Semite" but I have no idea what the opposite is. Like how nobody knows what the inverse of misogyny is.

Indeed, it is weird.

CaptainApollyon 6 points 3 days ago which publication ran the headline "goy by" ? i was in shock after that

The context here is tricky. He seems to be agreeing with fellow //r/conspiracy nazis about how the left-wing media is "waking up" to the jews or something. I'll give this guy one thing - he's more subtle than your average internet nazi.

CaptainApollyon[S] 3 points 4 days ago Something fucked peoples shit up at the end of the 17th century. Took a long time to recover in the process bad actors re wrote the history now we are here and confused but we will figure it out.

I wonder who those "bad actors" are.

Conservatives spend 8 years attacking Michelle Obama. One year later they shit themselves when the same happens to their beloved waifu. Oy vey

Those are pictures of Michael Obama adjusting "it's" dick bulge right?

Are those the pics donnyboy used to order her from the catalog?

/u/CaptainApollyon

A healthy adult male enjoys the female form and doesn't care who knows. I highly doubt the rumors about trump creeping on kids but I wouldn't doubt he checked out some hot legal chicks.

lol gay