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Never really understood the drama behind Martin Shkreli :/

Quick rundown on him:

rothschilds bow to Shkreli

in contact with aliens

rumoured to possess psychic abilities

controls france with an iron fist

owns castles and banks all over the world

direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line

will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Shkrelingrad will be be the first city)

owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

first designer babies will be Shkreli Babies

said to have 200+ IQ

ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with it

He owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world

You likely have Shkrelibots inside you right now

Shkreli is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

He learned fluent French in under a week

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with him. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Shkreli

He is 34 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.

In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the Shkreli start to the end of the universe

Shkreli will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love