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Frank: That serial killer killed another woman last night. It says he's targeting young, attractive blondes

Dee: Okay, that's it. I'm not closing the bar by myself anymore

Dennis: Why? What are you worried about?

Charlie: I don't think you have anything to worry about. You don't fit the description.

Dee: I fit the description.

Dennis: No, no, no. Young....attractive...you don't...

Charlie: Well, first of all, you're too big, Dee. You're like-

Dennis: You're like a female Larry Bird.

Charlie: There ya go

Dennis: There's too much of you.

Dee: There's not too much of me!

Dennis: He would never finish the job.

Dee: He'd get the job done!

Charlie: He'd spend the whole night hacking and sawing...

Dennis: And he still wouldn't be done. He'd open his box of tools and he would say, 'What tools am I gonna use now?'

Dee: He could use his normal tools on me!

Charlie: He's gonna look at that pile of bones and flesh and say...

Dennis: How many people have I murdered tonight?!'

Charlie: 'How is this just one person?!'

Well guess what, you're Larry Bird