The most beautiful bird

67  2017-12-28 by justanotherusername_

26 comments

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Golden pheasants are absurdly pretty. How is evolution not just meme magic

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That is a nice bird.

Is that the seagull that steals the chips? πŸ€”

It's the one that spits up a whole hotdog.

Bet it tastes like chicken

It would be more gamey than chicken. Probably closer to duck.

We actually used to have two golden pheasants. Unsurprisingly, the female ones look dull as fuck. Sad!

That bird has a stupid looking face.

Your mother was a whore.

That reminds me of an old joke. 'A rabbi, a minister and a doctor walk into a bar...' I forgot how it ends, but we all know your dad fucked you in the ass, and you liked it.

No u

This is just so pigeon with nice colors. So a colorful flying rat.

what type of dog is this

A smaller type of dog.

What a pretty bird

BIRB POSTS 😍😍😍 > every other posts that this sub has to offerπŸ˜’

I love birbs! I have a cat, which I also love, so I can't get birbs right now.

Instead I have a folder of pictures of them.

Just get a bigger bird, like a falcon. Your cat won't fuck with a falcon.

Yeah but I would feel bad about keeping a falcon in the house, they belong in the infinite sky.

Maybe I'll just befriend the local murder of crows

spicy chicken

That bird is a true patriot

HEHEHE HIS HAIR LOOK LIKE DRUMPF HAIR!