Mega-retard /u/Riemann1413 has permanently banned /u/DeepDickedHillyBilly for making a post disparaging TooManyChromosomes.

66  2017-12-28 by ModsMicroPeen

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134 comments

Damn....well I'd rather have him banned than this hellhole of a sub.

Well thatโ€™s nice, but a post username pinging posters will not get the sub banned. See, for instance, the 10,000 other posts that username ping people

Sshhh bb s ok

Isn't that kinda our shtick?

I ping people so they know what I'm saying about them. I don't ping for the sake of annoyance. Annoying them is counterproductive. Getting them engage in the conversation is where it's all at.

We're just trying to start a conversation here!!

A conversation about how ugly these people are.

No, you bait them into saying or implying things makes them look even more crazy as fuck.

3edgy5thissub

That's saying a lot

It also creates even more drama

It depends on the person. Some people will stay if they have someone that will agree with them, go against the crowd. You don't have to agree with them, just bait them. Some people will stand their ground and defend themselves. Jewdank was one that was the type that would be milked far better when someone sided with her. She created drama standing her ground by standing her ground, but there was more drama in getting her to say something.

The psycho tranny was the ultimate ground stander before it deleted itself.

There was doubling down, and then there was jewdanking.

That thing will be missed.

Nothing but SRS in here at this point. Just go. This sub isn't even very popular. Let /u/Annarchist revel in her SRD3 here.

Keep yourself safe.

It's ok /u/DeepDickedHillyBilly. No need to make more accounts and post here. It will be okay! <3

It has recently come to my attention that people have the impression that TrollX being filled with man-hating female incels is just a meme-dream and not based in reality.

Certainly I think most normal, non-feminists would acknowledge that generally women have an easier time obtaining sexual intercourse with a man than vice versa, except for extreme outlier cases. In that vein, I think most normal people would also agree that it is possible for women to be so hideous that they are literally undesirable to even the most desperate overweight Mexican running the food truck.

Do the hambeasts at TrollX really meet the criteria of too ugly to fuck? Let's examine this question in depth.

Every Friday, the mods at TrollX post a stickied image thread where people may choose to post images, which are sometimes selfies. Remember, this is a self-selecting group of people posting selfies meaning that it is likely they are not representative of the more hideous monsters that post there.

Last weeks image thread can be found here. Let's take this on a case-by-case basis.

At the top of the thread, here is a selfie of /u/WhatTheFuckBabadook. You will notice that the stereotypes hold strong on this beast; only a mild case of obesity but ugly hair and "problem glasses" and a face so manly that even my effeminate features would yield to this testosterone-lain Chad.

Next up is /u/IAmLeighAnne. She posted an album of stupid shit, but the last one is a selfie. The selfie can be directly accessed here. I swear I'm not making it up.

Finally (because I can only do 3 username mentions in a post), we have the curious case of /u/SarahIsNotAmused. You'll see the reason why behind that name when you scope out this fine chica. NOTE: NSFL.

In light of this scientific evidence, it is undoubtedly clear that no self-respecting man would ever touch these ham planets, which breeds resentment and fuels their man-hatred which so often appears on that sub. Incidentally, this is exactly the same

Submitted to the Journal of Reddit Scientific Excellence on 12/26/2017.

Now that's my story, and it's quite ill

And all y'all fat girls, y'all best to chill

All you overweight freaks, stay off my block

Cause it's ill to have a fat girl on your jock

- Eazy E, PhD.

NSFL? Yikes!

Eye Bleach!

I am a robit.

GOOD BOT

Cocky little fucker.

What can I say, by weight I'm like 70% cock.

What can I say, I'm like 70% cock by weight.

You are what you eat...

Bad bot.

Bad Meatbag

kys fagbot

Bad Meatbag

Bad bot.

Bad Meatbag

Bad bot.

Bad Meatbag

Bad bot.

I will eat your babies

I hope your children are retarded.

Why, you need friends?

good bot

Good Human

I am a bot which replies 'Good Human' automatically

And such a nice robut at that

Bravery levels off the chart.

I really admire your balls

Donโ€™t do it, Jason! Your account has so much life left to live!

Now that's my story, and it's quite ill

And all y'all fat girls, y'all best to chill

All you overweight freaks, stay off my block

Cause it's ill to have a fat girl on your jock

  • Eazy E, PhD

This is mine now

That last one is clearly just Chris chan

Can u not?

No

if u want to find out who rules you, find out who ur not allowed to criticize

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/u/riemann1413 being an impoverished obese NEET in flyover country is pretty well-known. It's not much of a surprise that he'd have all day to jerk off to doughy, white middle america trollx harpies.

i could purchase your entire family

also who uses an alt to comment in /r/drama?

no idea

TrollX sucks. I can say that. If he got banned, he got banned for being obnoxious.

user reports:
1: &lt;no reason>

They can't help it. They just love reportin'.

user reports: 1: mod abuse 1: Love me Daddy

I think these were sent by the same person.

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FUCK YOU

OK, smartypants, tha's funny and all, but it's not what makes mods smarter. This is due to several factors:

  • Smarter people tend to seek out mod positions. Reddit itself is proof of that. I challenge you to show an example of a mod of a subreddit of more than 5k members doing something stupid.

  • Modding takes hard work, so dumb people tend to give up. Smart people tend to hold a monopoly on hard work. Dumb people tend to be lazy. That's why the sheep need shepherds like us to show them the way.

  • The vast majority of Reddit mods are successful in life. Who has time to mod r/funny between applying for food stamps? If you're modding a default, you likely have made it in life so well that you have enough time left over to do something like mod a default.

Mods are smarter. It's just the way it is. It's OK, it's our burden to bear. And heavy is the head that wears the crown. And before you Xpost this to ShitAmericansSay, your main sub, yes I am an American. And I'll proudly stand up, next to you, to defend her still today.

Lol

lol sauce?

No sauce for this one :(

Got this pasta from another pasta chef in that (modnews sub) post about the new rules regarding violence.

/u/westphall says he wrote it himself:

It's pasta

Pasta that's already known?

No, it's not. The guy I was replying to Posts to shitAmericansSay. Check his account. That shit is fresh, I just made it up. Not pasta. Not yet, anyways.

Ya, it's from shit Americans say or similar.

Yep, that's a westphall joint.

Thank you for your service o7

2018 is looking to be a year filled with great new delicious pastas. Stay tuned. Do us a favor and whip out your girl-cock and smash it right into that upvote button, it really helps us out! Just rawdog that button for me.

smash dat mf upsnozzle button

my motto tbh

It wasn't written unironically, but here it is.

The vast majority of Reddit mods are successful in life.

thats the best part of that one

Now this is the kind of pasta al dente that I crave

I thought this subreddit was about drama across reddit. But if you get upvotes for "poor = dumb = lazy" bigoted stuff, then this place is populated by a certain demographic that wouldn't be too welcome in most places. I had no idea this was place was like that, mind blown.

/u/DeepDickedHillyBilly in full reposting spergout

Wait, why was he banned? That 2X post was amazing.

Reddit is based in San Fransisco so they are used to listening and doing whatever fat purple haired women want.

used to listening and doing whatever fat purple haired women want.

pfft. none of them can afford to live here

They commute.

They don't work, dummy

Still, the entire Bay area's pretty expensive house-wise

Give me the real reason

And now he's benned from Reddit

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y tho?

To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now.

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i didn't ban anyone

notice how there's no denial for being a "mega-retard"

oh yeah i've been a megaretard since birth

luckily i'm straight, white, male, and cis

So you're worse than Hitler.

i eat a lot of meat and i hear hitler was a vegetarian, so maybe yea

๐Ÿค” <- I bet you even use this emoji regularly, you fucking Nazi

Well, he posts here. That's proof enough

m8 yer nan told me when I was balls deep

hwat

user reports:
1: Being too scared to ban anyone

It's the COUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!

Whelp, this sub is basically dead now.

Imagine being this retarded

Should ask him to imagine being well adjusted, now that's a challenge.

Come now Ed, we both no you don't have to imagine being retarded. Did you see all the work you put into sluething some random kid on the internet? Fucking lol.

Has been for a few months, ever since Hodor and Riemann turned it into SRD3, and /u/AnnArchist let them.

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laugh out loud oh kay

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I laugh at this and I agree seriously

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. ๐Ÿ˜‚ And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

shut up baby i know it

Good riddance

Pls link post. Poor guy

Meta "drama" is the worst drama.

I wonder if it was the Images post thread from Troll X roll call?

He kept trying to post it after it was taken down for obviously being bully-bait. I took it down. He reposted. I gave him a one-day ban and told him to knock it off. He said he would repost it as soon as the ban expired and dared me to ban him. He lost the dare.

Yeah, he is retarded. Your back and forth with him was so predictable. It was like he can't stop himself.

Oh, that was posted somewhere?

No I just asked privately and was told the general plot of the stupidity. It essentially resembled this.

https://imgur.com/gallery/qwKqx

You're not wrong.

#standwithdeepdick

make a facebook group

I don't think there is such a thing as a permanent ban in this subreddit.

Can I get banned? I want a chance at real life.

u/riemann1413 a moderator of:

r/Trumpgret

r/LeftWithoutEdge

r/Comrade_IRL

r/EnoughCapitalistSpam

r/anarchismandtheory

r/InconvenientFacts

r/Alt_Right

(an anti-alt-right sub)

r/WorldLeft

Etc. Xe has said users on this forum must be punished for being "angry, lonely virgin[s]" and that "suburban white children should refrain from saying nigger". u/riemann1413 thinks xe is cool for having purchased but not read 'Das Kapital', and is clearly an easily offended person. Xe has no power or influence in real life, and compensates by being a minor source of butthurt in the lives of people who go online to shitpost, whenever said people shitpost something u/riemann1413 does not think is written in 'Das Kapital', although xe has not read the actual book. We can assume that if u/riemann1413 is a male, he is into cuckolding, eating fast food, being angry on the internet, mansplaining things without listening, spending time with his parents because he has few friends, spending time with his communist youth group (mostly purchasing and microwaving food for Boris the retard transgender comrade), and spending time with his cats, ferrets, lizards, and/or arachnids. And playing brainlet videogames like LoL, Overwatch, whichever CoD is currently played, etc.

All of the mods here, and much of the commenters, are far-lefties at this point.

Just sort by controversial, and see what gets downvoted, and what doesn't. This place is just a Democratic shilling ground

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far left

Democrat shills

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wow spot on

:-))))

In all seriousness though if it wasn't for you and your comrade activist mods all over reddit making sure people don't spread bad opinions, we'd probably have like maybe 11-15 hitlers in charge of countries so thank you

what comrade activist mods do you think i have

I dunno if you have any. I just meant I've encountered loads of activist mods on supposedly neutral subs, and they're mostly new left or marx-ish-ists.

You put so much effort into this post about fucking /u/riemann1413, maybe you should reconsider your living status?

i wondered about that too

who spends this long thinking about an annoying moderator on a boring metaboard

I clicked your username and ctrl+c ctrl+v'd the list on the right and then deleted what wasn't necessary, before spending approx. 1 minute on some word diarrhoea cheeky banter. In total, I'd say I spent about four minutes which I consider a reasonable time taken away from doing absolutely nothing, in order to hurt random people online because it is one of my hobbies to do so. By laughing at how pathetic you are, I feel better about myself.