I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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Spot on snappy

This story reminds me of all the numb nuts around here who comment in response to bots.

Equally pathetic.

Bad bot.

Bad Meatbag

I thought I told you to kill yourself.

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.9998% sure that Chromebookbitches is not a bot.

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I thought I told you to kill yourself?

Nice bot!

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I am 99.9624% sure that better_bot is not a bot.

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!isretard /u/better_bot

I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers

Yeah, and I am a 7th dimensional fairy unicorn that pisses lsd and shits psilocybin.

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Oh look, another failed comedian pulling a stunt to gain exposure.

"Comedian"? lol He was apparently a secretary, barely even counts a person.

His twitter bio says he has a solo show of some kind.

Thanks for looking so I didn't have to

Doesn't surprise me. A downie in Tardlandia

/u/pizzashill, you were supposed to chant "He will not divide us!"

I thought it was "Jews will not replace us"

🤔🤔🤔

That's just what you say when you want to see a failed actor sperg out.

Why would I want that when I can see successful actors sperg out?

Sometimes you want to see a successful actor sperg out, sometimes you want to see a washed out actor sperg. Don't kink shame me!!!

don't you talk that way about Stanley Yelnats

Don’t you have to be a success before you become a “failed actor”?

I guess we will all have to defer to your obvious expertise in all things failure.

As long as you finally are recognizing my mastery.

https://i.imgur.com/zyKSqFl.jpg

Which r/politicalhumor mod is this?

u/pizzashill old buddy, anything to say in your defense?

Lock.

Him.

Up.

Are presidents allowed to give themself a pardon? (Asking for a friend)

The president can not pardon himself of anything related to impeachment.

I'm sure Trump would try, but all he'd do is embarrass himself.

lmao homie I was making a joke, I'm familiar with the laws around presidential pardons

Are you incapable of not seriousposting? Is it just embedded in your genes?

If you aren't seriousposting you aren't doing it right.

When do you think Trump will be impeached? Do you think it will be in 2018?

I doubt he'll be impeached unless Republicans lose the house in 2018 and the damage Trump does to the Republican brand is so extreme the leadership feels the need to cut their losses and stop protecting him.

The GOP losing the house in 2018 is highly likely of course, but it's unlikely he'll do enough damage to the brand for the GOP leadership to justify impeachment.

That's what happens when you spend like 20 years cultivating a rabid base of zealots that think reality is biased against them. They can't do shit about Trump and it's glorious.

Son, there's no such thing as doing damage to the GOP brand.

Everyone and their mother knows its just a poorly painted over Russian paid-for criminal syndicate.

GOP voters have just been hypnotized to not care.

There's a limit to how many demographics the GOP can lose.

Angry rural white guys can't carry you forever.

hohoho! lol at you fam!

Gerrymandering and voter disenfranchisement does more than enough to cover the spread

It really doesn't. Gerrymandering is also overblown and not very resistant to demographic changes.

You end up with a bunch of districts that are really vulnerable to wave elections.

http://election.princeton.edu/2013/10/09/partisan-gerrymanderings-hidden-burden/

Gerrymandering is also overblown and not very resistant to demographic changes.

Are you really this fucking stupid?

I mean, I linked an empirical article from a pretty respected source supporting my argument.

But he can still play out his presidency if he gets impeached.

You seem to have a firm grasp on "reality"

What is it I said that isn't based in reality?

That's what happens when you spend like 20 years cultivating a rabid base of zealots that think reality is biased against them.

so, so close to self awareness

Alright, let's call you on this.

Can you point out what I said that isn't based in reality?

all of it my dude

Ok, so if I can prove, empirically, that the GOP is likely to lose the house in 2018, will you admit you're wrong?

y i k e s

That's exactly what I thought.

tips fedora

You've been dismissed. Reality is not based on your feelings.

Hey man, you're actually arguing with /u/SDIHTD here (/u/whatafuxup is his alt) take a look lol https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7moeyt/i_will_not_yield_to_terrorists/

Even if he could, in order to pardon you have to admit guilt,

Pretty sure this maymay isn’t true, but maybe an actual lawyer (i.e. not a Vegemite-eating 🥝) can chime in.

I think a crime actually has to have taken place for someone to be pardoned.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2017/jul/21/4-questions-about-presidential-pardon-power/

"No ‘future crimes’ qualify, although the president can pardon as soon as the offense happens, and he does not need to wait for a formal legal process to be started against the accused," said Jeffrey Crouch, an assistant professor of American politics at American University who specializes in studying pardons.

For ordinary pardon requests -- often by ex-convicts seeking to be forgiven for decades-old crimes -- the Justice Department has an office to offer recommendations. This process, though, is "purely discretionary, and the president could ignore them if he wants to," said Daniel Kobil, a law professor at Capital University in Columbus, Ohio.

I can plead FAKE NEWS though and the court of PUBLIC OPINION will ex-honor-r8 me

No but in the Fox News / talk radio era, it's possible to lay the groundwork for a Saturday Night Massacre in which the president doesn't actually suffer any consequences.

I'm so glad that I'll never be autistic enough to get this mad at an animatronic, and film it thinking I'll get pats on the back for it.

surprised it took this long for someone to do that

Upset you were beat to it?

not even im degen enough to want to go to florida fam

Why do you sperglord fags give this retard so much attention? Let him crawl under his wife’s boyfriends balls and die with dignity.

Imagine getting this triggered by an illiterate fascist walrus.