Polynesian history discussion quickly degenerates into 100 pages of Tongan vs Samoan slapfight over who WUZ SOUTH SEA KANGZ (just pick a random page and start reading)

13  2017-12-29 by ShinyHitmonlee

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You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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Bullshit, Britannia was always the real king.

Carpet bomb all Anglos.

I picked page 20. Holy fuck, this shit is amazing. Here are some choice quotes:

why the young samoan girls pregnant to the Germanese why you give birth at USP and dump on the rubbish bin you Samoa are unciviliced Tonga is the true colour of polynesian too many crimes in Samoa than Tonga ,you killed a Taxi driver and put at the boot of the taxi ,you rape one girl last week and than you murder , thats what you called warriors , the origin of polynesia is go first to Tonga becausse we are close to Asia you first go to the room before you go to the toilet , Tonga is behave well than the Samoa that's why captain cook name our island Friendly island,Samoa is braver than Tonga but we beat you Guys at the world cup , only Tonga have won a medal at the Olympic at Atlanta ,samoa nothing only their underwear ,that't what we called warrior ,tell your children stories and bring evidence to support your baby story he laho lafa

Another from the same guy:

why SAmoa have ringworms on their skin ,thats the way of not taking bath ,we called in Tonga Lafa or lohofua ,stop the depate and try to get some harpic or Hcl acid take it to the island to clean the ass of many samoans who have ringworms on their I was in Samoa last year I saw many have ringworms on their ass even the virgin girls we slept at the Aggie grey hotel , try to win a medal from olympic like Tonga we won at Atlanta Olympic

i think it's just banter. there are lots of tongan and samoan jokes. it seems like they're going to murder each other but it's all just talk.

Tbh Polynesians are built for fucking people up.

Holy shit, you weren't kidding.

Oh nukka pleaazee you talk as if Tonga DOESNT have cases of HIV, and is this wholesome christianized nation hehehehehe, who gives a rip? HIV is everywhere and you have it in Tonga as well, you twit. Murder?? LMAO! Tonga doesnt have cases of murder, incest, rape, robbery, petty theft, burglary, violence and so forth???

Maybe you should read Tonga News, Planet Tonga, Matangi Tonga more often you ignorant fool. Like individuals holding up employees females at gunpoiint as they went to make their business deposit, what about the man jailed for incestuous relations with his first cousin? Oh maybe you forgot about the four deaths, 4 murders in Tonga rising out of domestic violence??? See you pathetic moron....there is crime in Tonga as well besides HIV and teenage pregnancies so on and so on.

Get over your delusional self and trying to paint a picture of religious holiness and holier than thou and pretending that "Everything is fine, We are hepi hepi Tonga." or that you are better than Samoa. The more you try to paint that false picture of perfection, kinds of reminds me of people who want to stay young and go for cosmetic surgery. Maybe on the external surface everything misleads to a sense of self perceived contentment and vibrance, while deep down inside the flesh is rotting and aging.

YOU go and deal with your mouth of a ringworm's ass lafa that you seem so much to love talking about.

People from third world countries accusing each other of having AIDS will always be the best drama.

This reminds me of retarded NZ Maori drama went right wingers try and claim they werent natives because they just cant own up to the fact we took their shit, im proud we took their shit they put up a good fight unlike those wussy aboriginals.