Gorilla Warfare Part 2: Straight from his girlfriend's parents' basement.

36  2017-12-29 by IAmAN00bie

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I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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"Hi, ith me Mike Thernovith"

Mike, why did you choose gorillas for your book title? Obviously they're big, strong animals, but they also are the least intelligent great ape, being the only ones among the family that lack self-recognition and fail the mirror test, and also have comically small penises for their size. Was your choice metaphorical on some level, intentionally or otherwise?

The best part is that he said it’s metaphorical, because he’s dumb as an especially retarded box of rocks.

Mike is either that fucking dumb or just wasn't taking the bait. Solid burn.

He's not a smart man, he's just not as dumb as his fans and haters.

i loved that one, almost as good as his AMA the other day. what a choad mikeyboy is

Tbh it didnt look like he gave a shit about his response. Iama's have an undue self importance post-Rampart and victoria leaving.

u/gorillamindset would you support us in the mayocide ? Please start by keeping yourself safe

Unironically, who?

Male Christina Sommers, i.e. he got famous during GamerGate by telling a bunch of man babies "no no you're totally right video game journalism is at stake right now"

So wtf is happening in that sub, brigaded or does the right not support him.

I'm not autistic enough, or too autistic to understand wtf is going on.

If you read the post he's clearly being a cunt, but if you look on the sub most of the /new queue is at 0 points so I think it's both.

clearly being a cunt

Most of the questions seem cunty though

I mean, video game journalism is total shit but who gives a fuck because user reviews are so prevalent and give a much better view.

/u/rightc0ast anyone who says bantz is automatically a fat guy in his mom's basement. Even if you weren't before you become one.

You haven't missed a day of reddit in about a year, so I defer to your expert opinion.

OMG BRO, you are what's wrong with political discourse. You expect me to be an expert on a policy issue after 5 minutes on Wikipedia? COME ON BRO.

Yeah BRO, that is so not gnarly, BRO

If it didn't both you, you wouldn't care.

Jesus fuck, the man is retarded.

Mod him.

Aye

I didn't know his right hand had a basement, let alone parents of its own.

u/gorillamindset youre all fucked up and your shits retarded

/u/Bucks2001

Wow, Soros' shills are at it again. Don't these losers have anything better to do with their lives?!

Money is money, truth doesn't feed the kids. I'll admit that he hasn't paid us in a while though, what is it with the Jews and their stinginess?

you know subs are cucked when you cant sort by controversial