I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
Mike, why did you choose gorillas for your book title? Obviously they're big, strong animals, but they also are the least intelligent great ape, being the only ones among the family that lack self-recognition and fail the mirror test, and also have comically small penises for their size. Was your choice metaphorical on some level, intentionally or otherwise?
The best part is that he said it’s metaphorical, because he’s dumb as an especially retarded box of rocks.
Male Christina Sommers, i.e. he got famous during GamerGate by telling a bunch of man babies "no no you're totally right video game journalism is at stake right now"
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-12-29
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-29
"Hi, ith me Mike Thernovith"
1 scatmunchies 2017-12-29
The best part is that he said it’s metaphorical, because he’s dumb as an especially retarded box of rocks.
1 DoubleCheekedUp 2017-12-29
Mike is either that fucking dumb or just wasn't taking the bait. Solid burn.
1 wisty 2017-12-29
He's not a smart man, he's just not as dumb as his fans and haters.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2017-12-29
i loved that one, almost as good as his AMA the other day. what a choad mikeyboy is
1 Uniquestusername99 2017-12-29
Tbh it didnt look like he gave a shit about his response. Iama's have an undue self importance post-Rampart and victoria leaving.
1 CummyBot-1999 2017-12-29
u/gorillamindset would you support us in the mayocide ? Please start by keeping yourself safe
1 Swineflew1 2017-12-29
Unironically, who?
1 Protect_Me 2017-12-29
Male Christina Sommers, i.e. he got famous during GamerGate by telling a bunch of man babies "no no you're totally right video game journalism is at stake right now"
1 Swineflew1 2017-12-29
So wtf is happening in that sub, brigaded or does the right not support him.
I'm not autistic enough, or too autistic to understand wtf is going on.
1 Protect_Me 2017-12-29
If you read the post he's clearly being a cunt, but if you look on the sub most of the /new queue is at 0 points so I think it's both.
1 Swineflew1 2017-12-29
Most of the questions seem cunty though
1 Michelanvalo 2017-12-29
I mean, video game journalism is total shit but who gives a fuck because user reviews are so prevalent and give a much better view.
1 Protect_Me 2017-12-29
/u/rightc0ast anyone who says bantz is automatically a fat guy in his mom's basement. Even if you weren't before you become one.
1 rightc0ast 2017-12-29
You haven't missed a day of reddit in about a year, so I defer to your expert opinion.
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-29
Yeah BRO, that is so not gnarly, BRO
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-12-29
Jesus fuck, the man is retarded.
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-12-29
Mod him.
1 ObsessedAussie 2017-12-29
Aye
1 iforgotagain42 2017-12-29
I didn't know his right hand had a basement, let alone parents of its own.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-12-29
u/gorillamindset youre all fucked up and your shits retarded
1 shallowm 2017-12-29
/u/Bucks2001
Money is money, truth doesn't feed the kids. I'll admit that he hasn't paid us in a while though, what is it with the Jews and their stinginess?
1 new_sincerity 2017-12-29
you know subs are cucked when you cant sort by controversial