Being a Star Wars fan is like being a San Diego Chargers fan. Players don't want to be there, and typically die before the season's over. People judge you harshly (and rightfully so) for being a fan of it. And your loyalty will only be punished (also well deserved).
The fact his first animal instinct was hostile, instead of caring for Ben shows he was a coward, and filled with anger.
Willfully giving up your life when the universe is on the brink of being owned by a evil fuck who twisted your religion to evil is not how a savior acts.
Lol these new movies are a joke. A redlettermedia musing about what a good movie is in the middle of a satirical review, is a masterpeice in comparison to what the king of western propoganda wants to shit out all over your brain.
"Force telepathy" and "Force telekinesis" aren't separate powers. This isn't fucking Marvel or some cheap shit like that. The Force is one. The Force is Life, the Universe, and Everything.
The sperging out about the recent star wars film might be some of the most choice autism of this year. It's nice to get some good sperg to round out the year.
Before this it was violence in video games, before that it was casual sex, before that rock and roll was devil music, before that women voting, desegregation, prohibition...
People have always, and will always, be ridiculous
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-12-29
Sarcasm and flippant behavior represent contempt, which is the opposite of intellectual integrity. You seem like a real fool of a human.
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1 glorica 2017-12-29
Being a Star Wars fan is like being a San Diego Chargers fan. Players don't want to be there, and typically die before the season's over. People judge you harshly (and rightfully so) for being a fan of it. And your loyalty will only be punished (also well deserved).
1 Michelanvalo 2017-12-29
Yeah except unlike the Chargers, Star Wars fans actually exist.
1 glorica 2017-12-29
Not for long.
1 caffienatedjedi 2017-12-29
I'm a still a Star Wars fan if I just pretend its a series that got abandoned after whenever the fuck Disney got it?
1 Mabans 2017-12-29
God damn this is good!
1 niggerpenis 2017-12-29
lol @ people who think Disney Wars is canon
1 mygoodpostingalt 2017-12-29
lol @ people unironically using "canon"
1 Yiin 2017-12-29
It was pretty good. The throwbacks were hamfisted, but Luke needed to die and he died well.
1 wayback000 2017-12-29
He died a shell of his former self.
The fact his first animal instinct was hostile, instead of caring for Ben shows he was a coward, and filled with anger.
Willfully giving up your life when the universe is on the brink of being owned by a evil fuck who twisted your religion to evil is not how a savior acts.
1 Uniquestusername99 2017-12-29
Lol these new movies are a joke. A redlettermedia musing about what a good movie is in the middle of a satirical review, is a masterpeice in comparison to what the king of western propoganda wants to shit out all over your brain.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-12-29
u/backwater_buccaneer white Knight all you want no matter how hard you do it wont make leia have sex with you
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-12-29
Two years ago you'd have been right. But nowadays, anyone with a shovel has his chances.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-29
https://i.imgur.com/SLw7Vzn.gif
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-12-29
HEY u cant say THAT to me
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-29
Do you watch Star Wars?
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-12-29
constantly
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-29
https://i.imgur.com/SLw7Vzn.gif
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-12-29
😿
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-29
Awww ☹️️
1 SmurfPrivilege 2017-12-29
~ Yoda in Ep IX
1 Constantdiarrhea 2017-12-29
The sperging out about the recent star wars film might be some of the most choice autism of this year. It's nice to get some good sperg to round out the year.
1 snallygaster 2017-12-29
Is this the new normal, where every few months a large group of people have a complete meltdown over something if no consequence?
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-12-29
Before this it was violence in video games, before that it was casual sex, before that rock and roll was devil music, before that women voting, desegregation, prohibition...
People have always, and will always, be ridiculous
1 Unfunny_Twat 2017-12-29
I don't understand how people are still sperging out over Episode 8. I did it for 2 days after I saw the movie and I regret every minute of it.
1 cuck_the_fucks 2017-12-29
Jedi are space jews.
1 Arkham_Retirement 2017-12-29
They're all aware these are movies right?
1 freet0 2017-12-29
Bring back bullying