Bird post to end all bird posts.

74  2017-12-29 by serialflamingo

67 comments

Can't match my bun bun post tho πŸ˜‰πŸ‡πŸΎ

The one at the front looks like he's saying "looks like you stepped into the wrong neighbourhood sweet-cheeks"

He looks like a lazy ass mf to me tho. Can't even stand up with his mates lol

No, he's the leader.

Do you actually like flamingos?

Yeah.

Modpost = shitpost

BRD = SRS = SRD.

This is the mods signalling that this sub is now fallen to the fempire. Hence why any post mocking a woman is suddenly downvoted, and a ton of weird SRD leftist shit is getting upvoted.

WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE DADDY HERE?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

/u/Ed_ButteredToast has done his job as official mommy defense force on /r/drama it appears

I don't even like her πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

DADDDYYYYYYYYYYYY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE https://i.imgur.com/oBSuBnh.gif

Here's you daddy bux btw β•°(Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)━__________ [Μ²Μ…$Μ²Μ…(Μ²Μ…5Μ²Μ…)Μ²Μ…$Μ²Μ…]

not paying in rubles or whatever currency used in Russia.

Rookie mistake, friendo. Rookie. Mistake. Mommy would be disappointed with you. Clean the cake out of the carpet like a good boy and mommy might let you sniff Huma's feet again

You do strike me as someone who would rather sniff Anthony's Weiner

lol

Cuckmingos are gaybirds.

Duh.

post gussy

Ew tho

Same

post gussy special ed

Post a circumcised dick pic ya fucking kike! ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– ) Ν‘Β°

Sorry bud I'm part of the anteater master race πŸ˜‹

Idc. Post dicc

Ugh fine, I need to find a camera that zooms in that far first

XddddddD

Yeah that's the point dumb ass

The guy with the loser flag tells me I'm a dumbass, the irony!

The CSA may have lost, but the South will rise again

Saying that the south will rise again is like being told a stillborn baby can regain his life.

as what though

as red-coloured shit

Back the fuck up city boy

They better not fucking end

user reports:

1: what does this have to do with ethics in gaming journalism

Excellent question.

I'm not entirely sure I follow your logic.

Gamer Gate was, from the beginning, a concentrated effort by white nationalists to spread their values to what they perceived to be a valuable, manipulatable demographic of dejected young white males. That's not a theory, it's verified fact.

This is a place for shitposting, you're embarrassing yourself by seriousposting.

Interesting reply. Yeah, by no means do I ever advocate for putting women or anyone on a pedestal. I see young hot women around me all the time, and I'd love to marry them, get them pregnant, and have a huge family. But the sad truth is that the western world is not set up for that. Playing and doing the family thing in the system I mean. We real men can go and do our own thing, but all women are owned by the government, and there's no way that a girl would ever leave such a good husband as the government. The government provides to women everything that they'd ever need. Food, water, shelter, medical care, and an endless supply of men to fuck without direct consequences; such as being put on the street, or losing their position in society. All of this is backed and supported of course by Mr. Average Joe Beta Faggot who works his ass off to provide women with all of their amenities. We real men are dangerous to women and girls because they can sense our attitude, that we are the boss, and we will make them earn their keep as nature intended. Women don't have the ability to reason and see that the government husbands that they have are really pieces of shit, and are setting them up for failure. Why go with men like us and have a lifetime adventure of a real life? Because it requires obedience and work and discipline. I don't blame women for doing what they're doing. I mean, why work and do what nature intended when you can sit around, eat, drink, take drugs, get attention all day every day, and have as much sex as you want with a myriad of hot men of their choosing?

What does this have to do with ethics in video game journalism?

The wall is broken down into 3 stages for women. The first wall is at 17, when their irresistible fertility and beauty shows its first sign of decline. At 17 these women can be passed up and resisted if need be. Then they hit a big wall at 23 when they no longer have the tightness and sexiness that made them so amazingly beautiful during their most fertile years. Then after 23 it's a slow decline until about 29 when they start to develop smells that reflect how many men they've fucked, and or how many kids they have/abortions/diet/drugs, etc. You can tell how good a woman is by her smell. If she doesn't smell like you want to get on top of her and suck on her neck and taste her saliva, then she is not right for you. This is all natural and it's a shame that women fuck so much in their younger years without being locked in by a loving husband. Premarital sex damages women in the most severe way, and damages us men as well. If you fuck a woman you better marry her or if you're not in a position to marry her, bang a hooker or slut instead. We men must step up and use women properly and love them as we love ourselves. Women are meant to be guided and dominated in order for our children to be raised in a safe and healthy productive environment.

TL:DR

older wamen are smelly 🀒

your mom smells, boy.

my mom died at a young age so she wasn't smelly by then

Older women are ducking great you dweeb. No seriously, get on that.

I just posted a TLDR of the pasta. I don't believe that myself duh

Lol. sauce?

Homemade Pasta Sauce Recipe

prep 10 mins |cook 2 hours | total 2 hours, 10 mins

yield 6 -8

Authentic tomato marinara sauce from fresh tomatoes, basil and garlic.

Ingredients

  • 5 pounds of fresh tomatoes, peeled and seeded (to peel, cut a small "x" on the top and drop in to boiling water for 10 seconds and drop in to an ice bath. Skin will easily peel off)

  • 1/4 cup olive oil (or tallow)

  • 3 medium onions, diced

  • 8 cloves of fresh garlic (or more to taste), finely minced

  • 1/3 cup fresh basil leaves, finely chopped

  • 1 sprig of fresh thyme leaves (or 1/2 tsp dried)

  • 1 sprig of fresh oregano (or 1 teaspoon dried oregano)

  • 2 bay leaves (remove when done)

  • 2 sprigs of parsley (or 1 tsp dried)

  • 1 teaspoon sea salt

  • 1 carrot (1/2 should be grated and added to sauce, the other half should be added at the end of cooking and then removed)

  • Optional: 1 tablespoon honey

Instructions

  • Pour the olive oil into a large stockpot over medium heat.

  • Add diced onions, garlic and grated carrots.

  • Saute for 6-8 minutes or until onions are translucent and tender.

  • Add tomatoes, chopped basil leaves, oregano, thyme bay leaves, parsley and sea salt.

  • Simmer on low heat for 2-3 hours or until cooked down and starting to darken.

  • Add carrot piece for the last 30 minutes to absorb acidity.

  • Remove sprigs of herbs and piece of carrot.

  • Optional: Use an immersion blender to puree sauce until smooth (for a thicker sauce, skip this step.

  • Use fresh or store in the fridge up to 1 week, or can it according to your canner's instructions for tomato products.

Who gives a shit about birdposts.

Bring back birbposts.

Kill yourself you traitor

Ed where's your juicebox

No

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what did he mean by this πŸ€”

Ed's just angry today

/u/ed_butteredtoast πŸ‘ where πŸ‘ is πŸ‘ your πŸ‘ juicebox?

πŸ‘ up πŸ‘ your πŸ‘ butthole πŸ‘

😳

We all took the ed pill this day friendo. Little did we know it was just PrEP.

Big if true

There's barely any contrast in that photo. Search Google images for a better one.

I don't care.

If I told you I cared about you and your achievements in life would you be willing to sacrifice?

Only if u post bussy

No.

Maybe I don’t know that much but I know this much is true,Β I was blessed because I was loved by you

I approve of this post