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I heard gay panic defense is illegal in Illinois now, let's take turns on /u/Imaexpertpmmeurclitz

threateningly whips out penis

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Lemme butter your toast... 😉😚

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conciliatory whips out penis

unzips penis

Imagine being so handsome that this is a legitimate concern, I am jealous.

Imagine being so ugly that even men won't try to fuck you

;_;

The plight of a Drama poster is enough to bring a tear to your eye

Consider the bleach cure

You could try turning out the lights. Everyone looks the same, except for fatties, in the dark.

Turning out the light won't make you funny or interesting tho.

People say that they are ugly rather than deal with the fact that their face is just average, it's their personnalities that are so bland nobody will ever be interested enough in them to sleep with them.

or imagine just being an average looking girl

after a couple times saying no, you really really start getting pissed off.

Imagine not just walking away if someone makes you uncomfortable.

THAT DUDE SAID I WAS HANDSOME AND OFFERED ME A NO STRINGS ATTACHED BLOW JOB
I HAD NO CHOICE
HE HAD TO DIE

A lot of times you can't though?

Yeah I mean I need to find some way to stand out in Hollywood.

Unless he’s borderline attempting to rape you how can you not just walk away lmao

Because, retard, a lot of the times it is borderline rape.

🤔 unless there’s a power dynamic and you’re alone but like just call the cops you dumb fuck

How the fuck you gonna call a cop if some asshole gropes your ass in a bar?

That’s what’s upsetting you? An ass grab? Kiss yourself sweetly

That's not like molestation at least? Idiot

If it's actually rape or sexual assault, then you can still charge him with that.

Being uncomfortable with a gay guy sexually harassing you and taking legal action against him for it - that's still totally fine.

Taking matters into your own hands and killing him for it and feeling perfectly justified in doing so - not ok.

after a couple times saying no, you really really start getting pissed off.

/r/FeministOrIllinoisian

u/Imaexpertpmmeurclitz

What is it like to be this retarded?

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/u/ActualSpacemanSpiff

I can't possibly imagine the level of insecurity someone must feel, to think that if someone of the wrong sex thinks you're cute, that someone must die. But apparently this is such a popular belief that it has been used as a defense in half the United States.

It's not actually popular, it's been attempted a handful of times, and it has universally failed spectacularly. That shit literally didn't even work in the 50s:

In August 1954, William T. Simpson, a 27 year old air steward for Eastern Air Lines, was murdered by Charles W. Lawrence and Lewis Richard Killen in a "lovers' lane" area of North Miami, Florida. For months, Lawrence had been posing as a hitchhiker on Biscayne Boulevard; after he was picked up, Killen would trail the car in a green Chevrolet and rob the driver who had picked up Lawrence. During the course of the investigation, Milt Sosin, a reporter for the Miami Daily News, wrote that Lawrence and Killen had chosen the area deliberately to target homosexual victims. Lawrence confessed to shooting Simpson while "resisting his advances" and stated that "Simpson started to get nervous ... I didn't mean to shoot him. I mean[t] to fire through the windshield and frighten him and keep him there. I must have hit him."[27] Lawrence and Killen were convicted of manslaughter instead of first-degree murder, possibly due to negative local press coverage of homosexuality and the characterization of Simpson as "a pervert" during the trial.

This is actually a really serious problem. There's even a whole series of independent documentary films on the phenomenon.

Son of a bitch you actually got me 😂

theres a part of gay culture that teaches gay people its okay to chase after and try to get straight people to have their first gay experience

/u/Imaexpertpmmeurclitz, i hate to break it to you, but those videos that made you feel all confused inside werent actually an accurate representation of "gay culture"

There’s no such thing as gay culture 😎

There actually is though, at least to an extent. A lot gay men fetishize the idea of having sex with straight men, you only need to look on a hookup site or the m4m in craigslist to see.

Fetishizing a group of people in forums and actively pursuing or harassing them in real life are different things.

They aren't forums though retard, they're online spaces for people looking to hook up irl. So they're going online with the intent of finding people to pursue in real life dumbass.

Someone posting on m4m on craigslist asking for straight dudes to suck off isn't grounds for murder, retard.

Yes because I definitely said that. Nice comeback, I bet you were really racking your brain for that one, maybe next time you'll figure out it's better for you to not respond when your brainlet nature is so clearly on display.

It's literally always a blue haired (((woman))) or faghag friends with them that do this. Even at neighborhood bars.

Geez people, learn to take a compliment!

Also, learn to take a dick.

to deny bussy is to deny god