The temptation to just start writing like a schizophrenic break - shit like how $hillary has spies in his teeth, or how dogs cant be trusted - would be....overwhelming.
Some are written by him, some by staffers. Apparently you can figure out which by looking at the device it was posted from. (Not visible on the site, but available through the API)
Also you can tell because some are completely fucking retarded and unintelligible, some are slightly less completely fucking retarded and unintelligible
This supports my pet theory that the federal government has been infiltrated by Iranian spies since 1980. The best way to discredit any Iranian protest movement is to show that the United States is in favor of it.
If you actually think tweeting the official white house press statement with slightly different wording makes the President look bad, you might be an oversensitive retard.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-12-30
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1 pizzashill 2017-12-30
It'd be nice if this guy just stroked out tbh.
1 icefourthirtythree 2017-12-30
Is that a threat YOUNG MAN
Let me alert the FBI to this act of treason against our God Emperor.
1 pizzashill 2017-12-30
Don't see how that could be a threat.
1 icefourthirtythree 2017-12-30
Youse clearly one of dem North Koreans who are going to inject da El Presidente with COCAINE and give him a STROKE
1 Think_Once 2017-12-30
Stoking out = jacking off.
/u/pizzzshill just gave Trump the advice to jack off before tweeting.
1 Let_you_down 2017-12-30
If he isn't doing blow already. God I hope he is. At the very least someone needs to get this guy some 30mg instant release Addy to snort.
1 OnionBits 2017-12-30
BASED PIZZASHILL
1 NardDogAndy 2017-12-30
NOW WELCOMING PRESENT PENCE
1 GIANT_BLEEDING_ANUS 2017-12-30
At least he's not a literal retard
1 pizzashill 2017-12-30
I'd take Pence over Trump. At least Pence isn't good at manipulating rural retards.
1 Hemingwavy 2017-12-30
Pence calls his wife mother.
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-30
"Mother," he said in a hoarse, moaning gasp. "Mother, oh mother. Mmm. Mother!""
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-12-30
I legit know a lot of families that the parents refer to each other as mom and dad
One mom says shit like “whatre we feelin daddy?”
And shes like... 60
1 Cephaliarch 2017-12-30
GOP politicians have been perfecting this for decades, I wouldn't count on that.
1 comebepc 2017-12-30
Mike "Zap the Trap" Pence
1 TexhnolyzedLain 2017-12-30
Wew
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-30
If someone is getting paid to write the mouth-foaming shitpost tweets, I'm in the wrong line of work.
1 oshnyve 2017-12-30
I mean it's sarah sanders. she's his spokesperson
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-30
This was one of the more coherent ones. I mean more like this https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/946724075157651457
1 Queen_Jezza 2017-12-30
what's wrong with that tweet
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-30
what's right with it?
1 miraclebelly 2017-12-30
Where the hell is he pulling that 47% from lol? He’s been in the high 30s for awhile, did he just pluck one Rasmussen poll on a good day for him?
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-12-30
I believe hes comparing the two rasmussen polls
But idk im not gonna look into it or anything
1 TexhnolyzedLain 2017-12-30
It's his spokesperson though...
1 serialflamingo 2017-12-30
Trump's tweet-writer is like, my dream job.
1 Ranilen 2017-12-30
The temptation to just start writing like a schizophrenic break - shit like how $hillary has spies in his teeth, or how dogs cant be trusted - would be....overwhelming.
1 kane4life4ever 2017-12-30
I would love to be meanie's assistant. Donny T probably get's cucked on the regular, and not by his mongoloid looking sons.
1 rakkar16 2017-12-30
Some are written by him, some by staffers. Apparently you can figure out which by looking at the device it was posted from. (Not visible on the site, but available through the API)
1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-12-30
Also you can tell because some are completely fucking retarded and unintelligible, some are slightly less completely fucking retarded and unintelligible
1 allendrio 2017-12-30
Its pretty noticeable when its him tweeting because its usually him 2am reeeing about whoever shit talked him on TV that night.
1 Hemingwavy 2017-12-30
Are you suggesting anyone less erratic and stupid than Trump would have tweeted covfefe then pretended that it was actually some secret deep meaning?
1 6820435 2017-12-30
This supports my pet theory that the federal government has been infiltrated by Iranian spies since 1980. The best way to discredit any Iranian protest movement is to show that the United States is in favor of it.
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-12-30
Then why’d the 2009 protests fizzle
1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-12-30
Man I got so hyped for those 😕 What a letdown that all turned out to be
1 wow___justwow 2017-12-30
What the shit is this agenda post, she's his spokeshole you that, take a big step back and literally fuck your own face
1 YHofSuburbia 2017-12-30
Hehe nice ebic reference material xDD
1 serialflamingo 2017-12-30
I too, am literally shaking right now.
1 D4ddyDr4m4 2017-12-30
I too watched Tropic Thunder. End your life
1 wow___justwow 2017-12-30
1 D4ddyDr4m4 2017-12-30
Original
1 captainpriapism 2017-12-30
pretty sure thats what a spokesperson does
dont worry guys im here to absorb all the ree daddy comments
1 CanadianCartman 2017-12-30
>POTUS tweets a statement similar to the statement given by his fucking press secretary
>LOL DRUMPF IS FUCKIN DUMB XD
Really, come on.
1 AshrifSecateur 2017-12-30
He tweeted almost exactly the same thing. It just looks silly. Probably did it because his own written tweets come across retarded.
1 CanadianCartman 2017-12-30
You know what else looks silly?
Giving a shit about it.
1 UserUnknown2 2017-12-30
Yeah who cares what the leader of the Free world makes us look like.
1 CanadianCartman 2017-12-30
If you actually think tweeting the official white house press statement with slightly different wording makes the President look bad, you might be an oversensitive retard.
1 UserUnknown2 2017-12-30
It just looks careless and tacky, like everything he does. The president should be exceptional, not somebody's paranoid grandpa
1 UmmahSultan 2017-12-30
Democrats think they're getting close to impeachment, but this is the shit they have on him.
1 ucstruct 2017-12-30
Democrats don't need to be close to anything to impeach, just in power.
1 69Milfs 2017-12-30
How do you do meme arrows?
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-30
The fact you thought this wasn't a stupid comment...
1 comebepc 2017-12-30
Nah, this tweet isn't written in the iconic Daddy style