Venezuela blames Portugal for sabotaging Christmas with ham delays as protesters urge 'pork revolution'

87  2017-12-31 by Woodstovia

76 comments

Poortugal is up to their old tricks, I see..

This is the last time Portugal endeavors to destroy latin american christmas celebrations! FUCK YOU PORTUGAL.

Poortugal ruins everything. Just look at Brazil.

Brazil isn't Portugal's fault, only Brazil can accept responsibility for what they have become.

Diosdado Cabello, the former speaker of parliament and a key figure in Venezuela’s ruling party, placed ultimate blame for the ham shortage at the feet of the "gringo" US government.

“And why didn’t the ham arrive? Because of the blockage against us. The Portuguese made an agreement, then they were frightened by the gringos and they didn’t send the hams.”

I am offended that the commie doesn't call the Portuguese gringos too.

I mean if Portuguese are gringos then why are Brazilians black?

Because Portuguese people invented the world wide slave trade.

Americans invented that or did you forget Jim Crow?

Are you fucking retarded? Slave trade existed before the USA was even a country. Look up where the trading of slaves across multiple continents originated from.

How bout you tell me which country Jim Crow laws originated in, which country the KKK originated in, which country Reverend Martin Luther King and Malcolm X were murdered in, which country went to war over States' rights to uphold slavery?

I get that y'all are basically Spaniards so you can't possibly have too tight a grasp on a skill as challenging as reading but this is just too much.

Oh God, are you a real person? You can't be this stupid.

Fact: white people invented slavery

Fact: Portuguese aren't white

Wanna guess what these two facts add up to?

Good luck with your brain injuries.

Good luck with your seriousposting.

Thank you.

ywbby

USA! USA! USA!

admitting that trade from capitalist nations is necessary to keep socialist revolution from falling apart

property isn't real btw please send prop

Is this dialogue from Tropico 5?

His name literally means God-given Hair.

Dey tuk our ham.

I'll never understand why the Portuguese decided to appropriate the Brazilian language.

huehuehue

huehuehueueuheuheuheu

Boi

They were so use to not paying for things that they didn't know they had to pay Portugal

What could have possibly caused the shortages? It is a mystery.

But on Thursday a statement by food company Raporal appeared to clarify the crux of the dispute, explaining that it and other Portuguese exporters had yet to be paid in full for last year’s consignment of meat products shipped to Venezuela.

Commies dont pay their bills?

Shocking

HOW DARE THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS NOT DELIVER THIS YEARS SHIPMENT

Why yes we never paid them for last years...

for some reason poor uneducated people trying for a communist utopia when they have shit all capital keeps failing!! marx never told me about this! (he totally did)

when they have shit all capital

The world's largest proven oil reserves.

you do realize the entire reason all this is happening is because of oil prices dropping right? saying "the oil now belongs to the people'' the oil is still in the ground you cant distribute that capital except through a very slow process of extracting it and selling it.

you do realize the entire reason all this is happening is because of oil prices dropping right?

The venezualans basically went "hey the nordic countries are socialist lite with their oil we can do it too!" except they have no skilled labor force and actual industry to cushion their economy for when the oil doesnt sell as well so all this shit happens.

So what you're saying is that the entire reason for this happening is not at all dropping oil prices, but communist mismanagement. Glad you corrected yourself, makes my job much easier that way.

Maybe one day the third world will learn when marx says accrue capital before trying for a post scarcity communist society it means dont have most of your people basically living in fucking slums and try for it.

So basically communism can only succeed when capitalism builds a solid, advanced, prosperous economy and then the commies inherit it with a bow on top? lol

So basically communism can only succeed when capitalism builds a solid, advanced, prosperous economy and then the commies inherit it with a bow on top? lol

Thats literally what marx said to do you realize?

Thats literally what marx said to do you realize?

Do you realize how retarded and child-like that is? it's literally how children think the world ought to work: daddy builds things for them and then they get to use them and take credit. Dressing that in pseudo-academic jargon doesn't make it better, it makes it even more cringeworthy because it's adults doing it.

wow you so burned that long dead economist better hold a seance with a oougi board so you can do it directly.

Truely you have cracked the code mate next time someone is asking for distribution of wealth tell them they shouldnt do it because its cringey and real men pull themselves up by their bootstraps will go down super well.

that long dead economist

ayy lmao "economist"

changed it to philosopher

Looser for caving smh

is not at all dropping oil prices, but communist mismanagement.

It's both. Venezuela was actually being touted as a successful example of socialism by plenty of nu-leftist academics before the oil price crash.

Nordic countries are socialist

Jesus

said socialist lite as in they are neoliberals with socialist policies, did you flunk out of highschool english?

"Socialism is when the government does things" - carly marsk

"i cant read good'' /u/TheLordHighExecu

Name one socialist policy the Nordic countries have.

Nordic model of social democracy

can you read?

democracy somehow means its not socialism

Oh boy here we go with "not real socialism"

I mean, its literally capitalism with welfare. Is the US also socialism lite because it has welfare programs too (albeit shittier)?

boy that sure sounds alot like neoliberalism its not like i explicitly stated above that they were neoliberals or anything

OED definition of socialism:

A political and economic theory of social organization that advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole.

Which nordic country wants the workers to own the means of production exactly?

its only socialism if they seize the means of production

yuh huh socialism totally isnt a massive ideaology that shares aspects with others its literally only taking away all the land.

Pretty much, yeah, that's what socialism is. What am I missing?

Pretty much the definition of socialism.

So please, enlighten me as to what I'm missing that the compilers of the Oxford English Dictionary missed.

Those clowns still havent changed the definition of homosexuality to exclude people who fuck traps not sure why anyone takes them seriously.

Give it up you dumb fuck jesus christ

wew lad take it easy with those posts getting that triggered you better keep yourself safe.

Sooo triggered my first post in like 12 hours

Every country has some kind of socialist policies, even the fucking US. Idk why you are soo surprised.

So it was greed? People again starve because of money. Sad.

I'm hungry, are you going to give me your money?

Venezuela accidently thought Christmas means other countries not caring about Venezuela paying for things.

Venezuela > Portugal

Lol, imagine starving while living on top of oil.

Starving > being Portuguese

Lol, I can't decide what makes me laugh more, your daily jokes or edgy Reddit users worshipping and excusing retarded dictators.

Ach, live a little, circy.

I am eating pork tonight to celebrate.

What's your grudge with Portugal?

COMMIE GONNA GO HUNGRY TONIGHT

COMMIE GONNA GO HUNGRY TONIGHT

gib ham plox

Hambargo.

Someone in the EU farm aid support bureau fucked up and forgot to move a form to the right bin before going on vacation. This just leaves an opening for American farm exports, which are not embargoed and with government farm export credits are basically free to the recipient. We don't ever sanction food exports, to anybody, Iran gets American grain no problem. Tha US farmers are happy, the people in the countries are fed (and now dependent on food aid). The umpteen billion in price supports gets added to the federal deficit.

I think you've missed the point that the commies won't pay up.

I tried to have a pork revolution with my dyke health class teacher sophomore year of high school.

It ended about as well as you expect.