The jig is up, boys, they are onto us.

77  2018-01-01 by Norci

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Happy new year humans! :)

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"He was a good kid. He was a little, you know, slow with learning disabilities, but he knows right from wrong."

Which /r/drama poster are we missing today?

R.I.P HodorTheDoorHolder 😞

Nah I was watching Star Wars: The “Last” Jedi in 4DX.

Fucking nerd, lol.

Seriously, it made watching it totally worthwhile. The chair moves with the action, air pistons shoot around you, water sprays at you, a midget kicks you in the dick, it's a sensory bonanza.

you know, slow with learning disabilities

Remember the good ol' days when you could just say retard?

Ri dit dit do doo.

When I got the nickname bonerchamp, that's when I became me.

The correct term now is "raging autism", you awful bigot!

You'll be my alibi right?

Wait, but does this mean everyone I disagree with isn't a Nazi? That can't be correct.

Fuck off out of my board you sepid Nazi scum.

Whew, that felt good!

Glad you put the DTs off for another few hours.

And what happens if you admit you're wrong? Is this the new Nazis Everywhere System?

Detox isn't fun man.

I thought it was well known that people loved to be outraged because it made them feel more important

Every generation wants to live in "the worst time to be alive EVER" so they can brag the got through it

I swear studies have been done in this for decades

Homer complained that men of his generation weren't as strong and brave as the generation which fought the Trojan War.

Well we have pretty much just gone down hill since then.

Nah I mean they spent like at most a fourth or so of their life actually being at war it must have peaked somewhere in the Hundred Years' War when not even your grandfather might have never seen peace and neither won't you.

uphill

Ftfy, with some bumps on the road

Fuck no we've gone straight down I don't see anyone walking around with swords (and can actually use them) ready to defend themselfs and their king nowadays

Guns r cooler

Yeah but a bunch of the people with guns accidentally shoot their dick off, which is way less cool than trained swordsmen.

Ppl did that with swords when they were big

I mean he wasn't wrong...

Come to this place. Click on the links, comment and ignore your replies. It's fucking heroin

You know me so well

The only things I'm addicted to are mayocide and succulent bussy.

The dopamine comment should apply too to the idiot who gilds the comment.

he's right u know

/u/aham42

I have a theory: people are addicted to outrage. Literally addicted to it. You know that feeling you get when you know you're right? That's a little dopamine hitting your brain. The more outrage you experience, the more dopamine you get. The internet and 24 hours news has created a world in which getting that next fix is easy.

I'm literally addicted to this dopamine hit. Just like biology intended.

When you see someone call a murderer a "triggered liberal snowflake" you're not seeing someone engaging in meaningful discourse. You're seeing an addict getting his next hit.

Stop being such a triggered snowflake and take the hit, pansy.

u/aham42

I have a theory: people are addicted to lolcow milking. Literally addicted to it. You know that feeling you get when you know you've found a new lolcow? That's a little dopamine hitting your brain. The more you milk the lolcow, the more dopamine you get. The internet and anonymity on forums has created a world in which getting that next fix is easy.

When you see someone call a redditor a "lolcow" you're not seeing someone engaging in meaningful discourse. You're seeing an addict getting his next hit.

At least one person referred to the shooter as a “triggered liberal snowflake”

I mean can you really be a snowflake if you just murdered three people

Snow kills many homeless people every year. F

Yeah, no shit. It's not some new epiphany. It's what most metasubs do (except /r/Drama of course)

I think its just that people with shitty lives and shitty personalities and shitty morals still want to look down on others in order to feel better about themselves because that's the cheapest and easiest and shittiest way to feel good.

this but unironically

When you see someone call a murderer a "triggered liberal snowflake"

You know he got triggered over that, and that's what caused him to write a couple of paragraphs.

I like how some of the comments are talking about how it's a Republican area, ignoring the fact that he was an autistic teen, making it much more likely that he was indeed a liberal.

nah. he's most likely to be a member of the skeptic community. i feel like the sjw indoctrination doesn't really kick into gear until college.

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You don’t think the rigid and well-documented social rules of conservatives don’t appeal to autistic kids?

There's something ironic about this post getting 10k upvotes and gold. Hmm.

TIL people like drama. Stunning analysis. Give that man more gold and a psychiatrist position real quick.

I'm addicted to drama and crypto currencies so ever since /r/Neoliberal started their war on bitcoin I've orgasmed constantly.