[NOT DRAMA] TIL /r/Drama used to have a female user, and a black user, and they were the same person (plz come back token person)

13  2018-01-02 by IAintThatGuy

108 comments

Sarcasm and flippant behavior represent contempt, which is the opposite of intellectual integrity. You seem like a real fool of a human.

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/u/shededamen how can anyone know you're black on a website like Reddit unless you run around advertising it to soak up sweet sweet oppression points?

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not a single White person in sight

Goals

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White person

Not woke enough

Funny but what does it have to do with this post

Oh wait lol. I misread the title. I thought this post was about some guy pretending to be black and female. As in r/AsABlackMan but whoops ¯\_(ツ) _/¯

If its any condolences, those quotes are pretty entertaining

LOL

Did you get laid yet?

Stop harassing people

So, that’s a “no” then...?

Never.

not drama

thats every post here nowadays frendo, you dont have to mark it

I'm just polite.

Why are you so obsessed with me?

Post bussy.

It's just cute that an untagged post was somehow found by this dude. Either he was lurking my profile or that subreddit. Oh well 🤷🏾 I made it ma!

That's not bussy.

I'm sorry I failed you :(

Nah /r/blackladies is a regular gold mine of drama since it is full of unhinged racist black women.

You could have just said black women.

You win the Internet today, ma’am.

They're just trying to get a rise out of someone, better off ignoring it.

Turning your back on your drama family. Is this what it feels like when your mom cheats with her boss and leaves you with dad who is now an abusive alcoholic who cant do the laundry?

based on the specificity i suspect you already know what that feels like

I don't, that's why I'm asking her.

I'm keeping a close watch on /r/drama. Try as we might to get the mayocide started, we won't get far if we're all autistic white guys.

You didn't answer my question boo. Why were you lurking on my profile or on r/blackladies?

I mine drama on reddit. So I rotate between subs that are magnet for drama, cringe, and crazy people. I found it amusing that there would be even one person who'd post (unironically) to /r/blackladies and admit liking subs like /r/Drama.

I have no idea who you are, and I don't follow your history.

You wonder why I go to a subreddit like r/blackladies? Oh I don't know. Could it be because ... I'm a black lady? And you say you mine drama but that's not drama. So why you bothered posting this?

Because /r/drama would enjoy it. That's why I put "not drama" in the title. It's kind of meta about the sub.

Damn r/Drama really has gone downhill if that's the type of content y'all would "enjoy" ... A Black woman who likes drama, hates racism! Quick! Call the CNN!

Come on, you could be a mod here. We'd all feel less racist if there were some people openly admitting to being black on the sub.

My issue though is the fact that many of y'all feel pressed about my comment when I haven't mentioned anyone in particular. I don't know if you the person is racist. All I know is that the subreddits I mentioned (to be honest, Reddit as a whole) are littered with racism and I'm sick of it because yes I'm Black and hearing people talk shit about my race for shit and giggles is FUCKING annoying. So yes I do want to sometimes be around Black people only so I don't have to deal with bullshit, and I shared this in a safe space for BLACK PEOPLE. So the fact that this made you feel like posting this relatively personal wish on r/Drama is just weird overall to me. That's like me saying There is racism in America and you decide to go look on my Facebook page, screenshot it and post on r/MURICA. You either know exactly that you're trying to instigate some shit, or you're very bored and foolish.

See, you're a perfect fit here. You just gave us a brand new copypasta.

Glad I could help and serve my nation.

Thank you for your service (although me might live in different nations, who may or may not be at war at the moment).

Yes, let the butthurt flow through you

my boy felt the need to comment on another comment that wasn't addressed to him because CLEARLY i am the one who is obsessed and hurt.

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

Are Jews white?

I'm Black and hearing people say shit about my race for shit and giggles or because they have oppressive wishes is FUCKING annoying.

niggacide now

Im a giant faggot, doesnt mean i visit /r/giantfaggots

Why are you so obsessed hun?

Imagine being enough of a narcissist to write this

op took the time to go through my profile so i'm just flattered at this point 💅🏾

Im part of a referral-only discord for POC occultists.

Probably the most stupid thing said so far in 2018.

wait, /u/SirGallantLionheart was a chick?

shit, i wish theyd self-segregate like that IRL more often, too

No worries I know your white ass will still find a way to stalk black people like OP lurking in r/blackladies.

why is it always the least attractive women who are convinced everyone is stalking them. wishful thinking? hoping to drum up some desire by planting notions in peoples heads?

not gonna happen, negresses are hideous

Eww you cave dwellers always think we want you. Your kind often resembles shaved pink apes, pigs, and rats. The sun hates you. God really the first thing yall think about is our looks but you swear yall aren't thinking about us.

amazing, not even the internet can suppress your low IQ blackness

Calm down. Read some more buzzfeed articles written by their diverse all white female staff.

i imagine even buzzfeed requires their writers to be literate

the whites are shook

lmao u/shededamen, sorry you're too fragile to handle posting in places where people can say things that hurt your snowflake feelings.

y'all aren't hurting my feeling, I just wonder why a bunch of racist people like to venture in black only subreddits.

y'all aren't hurting my feeling

Said through a veil of salty baby fragile-black-woman tears, lmbo

awn baby that black kid from recess left you on read? it's okay love let it all out.

Lol what the fuck are you even talking about? Are you so bussyblasted you forgot how to write a coherent insult?

yes! let it all out baby it's gonna feel good

Hahaha, I guess this is that -1 standard deviation in action.

my kinks include helping white people express their racism. i see you updated that original comment. proud of you 😘

>oh no someone hurt my fragile feelings, time to cry racism again

Lmao, imagine what your life might be like if you ever had to take responsibility for your own problems

shit I didn't know I was responsible for slavery, modern day segregation enforced by keeping poor urban areas in poverty, and passive racism in modern times

modern day segregation enforced by keeping poor urban areas in poverty

Holy shit, imagine being paranoid enough to think that anyone in modern America is keeping black people in poverty besides black people

slavery

Haha yes slavery has totally been such a problem for you in your life lfmao

Isn't it strange though that most people in urban areas who are poor are Black? How did that happen? Could it be because the cities were the only place Black people could find work? But then, isn't it strange that policies negatively affects people in poverty in urban areas, who are overwhelmingly Black (and Latino)? Fiscal problems, overcrowding which leads to crime, lack of jobs, poorly managed schools, etc.

And it's funny you say that because I'm originally from a ex-colony of France that was inhabited by slaves only up until 1804 (it's our independence day today!), and our financial situation is fucked and has always been fucked because France taxes its ex-colonies. So France is keeping an island rich in resources in constant poverty because they are demanding a tax for what exactly? No reason. So poverty in my country, which affects politics, has directly impacted my life. Memorable moment: a school shooter while I was in 2nd grade who was denouncing our corrupted political system. 🤷🏾

Books about history and sociology are nice to read.

Books about history and sociology are nice to read.

Yeah, they're filled with all kinds of excuses for not taking responsibility for yourself and your own life

Isn't it strange though that most people in urban areas who are poor are Black? How did that happen? Could it be because the cities were the only place Black people could find work? But then, isn't it strange that policies negatively affects people in poverty in urban areas, who are overwhelmingly Black (and Latino)? Fiscal problems, overcrowding which leads to crime, lack of jobs, poorly managed schools, etc.

Lol it's not strange, it's the result of lots of black people fucking up at life and then blaming the white man because they're incapable of solving their own problems.

You want to read a history book? Read the history of Cabrini fucking Green. White people gave a bunch of poor blacks free housing in one of the nicest parts of Chicago. What did black people do with it? Turned it into a crime and filth infested shithole.

Black people have had full legal equality in America for over 50 years, it's time to harden the fuck up and fix your own problems instead of constantly crying over whatever the fuck happened in literally over two centuries ago.

siiiigh. to be quite honest with you i don't feel like arguing with a racist? it was fun at first but now it's just boring. i have braid my hair anyway. once you're receptive to actually learning about history and sociology (and yes that include "Cabrini 'fucking' Green") we can talk. And also I can share you examples of the same type of segregation happening around the world, where the victims are white, Asian, latino, etc. segregation based on socioeconomic differences is common ALL AROUND the world. But in America, it affects mostly black people, point blank.

anyway. your girl got some hair to braid. ✌🏾

Nice flounce, thank you for this tacit admission that you have no more arguments and are forced to resort to crying racist yet again, lol

damn boy you always catching me right when i'm about to do my hair! but yeah. i do have some more arguments. you are not the first racist butthurt american i have talked with. i am obviously not a very knowledgeable person, but i do spend a lot of time googling shit, and if you're interested in actually learning some history and sociology, i can absolutely tell you which keywords to google. but obviously, you just want to be racist. however i do admit that i don't feel like talking with you about that? like calling you a racist is a no brainer and i can do it all day long, but having a debate with a dense person is really draining and i gotta go to work and school is starting soon so ... anyway, i have made up my mind about you and kind of don't feel like interacting with racists. maybe after my exams i don't know. so again, your girl got some hair to braid. ✌🏾

anyway, i have made up my mind about you and kind of don't feel like interacting with racists.

Which is why you wrote this whole long ass follow up post?

Lmao, nice flounce failure, racist

however i do admit that i don't feel like talking with you about that? like calling you a racist is a no brainer and i can do it all day long, but having a debate with a dense person is really draining and i gotta go to work and school is starting soon so ..

reading is haaaaaaaaaaaaaard! it's like context doesn't exist when people talk!

Lmao didn't you have to braid your hair or keep yourself safe or something, racist? What's wrong, are you literally just too dense to stop posting?

i am obviously not a very knowledgeable person

You already admitted you're too dumb to breathe and all your stupid fucking opinions come from google lmao, why would anyone ever read anything you have to say after that?

i don't understand what you want anymore. all i know is this post is about me so imma do the fuck i want with it 💅🏾 you decided to chime in when no one asked you to so ... either sit your ass down and read my long ass replies, or get yourself a new hobby.

boy we are not talking about opinions wtf! who are you, trump? i don't give a fuck about your opinion, i want you to tell me facts. my opinion about you is that you're an idiot racist probably young adult who is struggling in life, who is probably mad because "i'm a sad poor white man and i need to blame someone oh look! niggers! it's their fault alright!" but the facts about you and how you present yourself is that you are ignorant, and that ignorance translates into racism. see the nuance? or is that too much brain activity for you? i do however find it very interesting, that you are quick to ignore things when i reply to you. so you jump onto something else. it's kind of cute. boy we can do this until the 4th because i'm going back to school. so hurry up with your finale.

who is probably mad because "i'm a sad poor white man and i need to blame someone oh look! niggers! it's their fault alright!"

Wew lad

The irony here is so deep it just gave me the bends

Edit: I love when black people start throwing around the n-word like this, it always lets you know the racist that they're arguing with is the imaginary caricature of one that perpetually lives in their head

remember when i talked to you about my country, an ex french colony, and how france still make their overseas colonies pay a tax? that leaves the country poor with terrible politics? which directly led to a school shooting when i was 7 or 8 years old? because it's funny you say this but ... my life has been negatively affected by white supremacy. this is excluding all the casual racism i get on reddit mostly. has your life been affected at all by black supremacy? oh what was that? black supremacy doesn't exist? huh. interesting.

Your edit on the n word: I can say it because I don't use it as a way to oppress a group of people. There are however, problematic words that I cannot say and that I bet you say though. Like the G word. the R word. The C word. Actually I bet you say nigger too. But for those other words, I am not part of those minority groups, and me saying those would be oppressive. But nigger? I'm Black. I can choose to say it. I'm sorry your people don't have the "privilege" to reappropriate an oppressive term. Must be tough to never have had to deal with oppression. 🤷🏾

Oh fucking no, you had to pay a tax! Well that's totally a unique oppression that nobody else in the civilized world has to deal with!

Jesus tap dancing Christ do you hear yourself at all?

Oh my god. We had to pay a tax to FRANCE. Despite being independent from FRANCE. A tax that was only for EX colonies of FRANCE. That just happen all to be BLACK colonies, descendants of SLAVES. Do you, white boy, ever had to pay a tax to a country that enslaved your ancestors and is currently oppressing your people? It's so interesting that you always completely ignore any point I rebuke! It's like ... you know you're just in too deep and don't know how to get out. So how are you gonna refute that one? I'm talking about the point I made about the tax being a "I colonized your people and made them slave" tax. How are you gonna rebute that?

How are you gonna rebute that?

I'm going to get bored of your escalating insanity and stop responding the way you tried and failed to do, lol

Boy shut your bitch ass up. Then why the fuck you keep replying? Just admit you're bored with life! Shit I know I sure as hell am bored, which is why I am replying to you still, and writing these long ass essays to you. Getting into a real debate with you would be pointless because you're so bad at making sense, you are just throwing words around hoping that either affect me or make sense, neither have happened. Every. Single. Point I have refuted, you completely ignored them then jumped onto the next one. Now you're saying it's because you get bored of how I reply? Then leave me the fuck alone! No one is forcing you to fucking reply! If you are bored, go watch some porn, pick up gardening, shit I don't know. You got a goldfish to feed? Just admit you have nothing to say, you like the attention and you really are just trying to ruffle my feathers when I'm being 100% honest with you, I don't care! I'm just bored, and got a lot of time on my hands until the 4th, so a racist little white dude who keeps popping into my inbox is keeping me awake? Shit okay, that will make time go by faster. And if I can spread some knowledge while doing this, the better! Because I know someone else is reading this.

Just admit you got into this thinking getting me triggered would be enough but whomp whomp. So just do your thing. All I know is that my hair is braided, I drank enough water for today, I ate good, I'm not sleepy so bitch keep it going if you want but don't sit there and lie to me or yourself by saying "You get bored of the way I reply and stop responding the way I want to." We both been on the internet long enough to know how people bullshit their way out of arguments they started on a whim.

Well, I mean they drove all the white people out of those areas and there went the money and now they're stuck in a place where they don't even want to live. That's why there are so many poor urban blacks.

The fuck are you on about?

wasn't talking to you.

No shit. You're not making any sense, so I thought I'd point that out

you can't show up late to a conversation and then proclaim "you're not making any sense!"

I can do whatever the fuck I want, miss daisy

then why can't i lol the fuck?

I never said you couldn't. I asked you what you were on about and then you started sperging out and using ebonics

White "people", don't bother trying to understand them.

I suck it up and deal with a dozen mayocide jokes a day

having to suck it up from mayocide jokes

This is why we need mayocide.

Sorry I triggered you fragile feelings, chum

English is my second language.

Can anyone tell me if the sentence :

The Whites are shook

Would be considered correct in any place where people wear shoes and have access electricity and unleaded water?

"Shook" and "pressed" are the new "woke"

As in: I have no idea how to use them correctly, nor do I care because using those terms instantly identifies you as an individual who is more likely to be shot by a cop

Shook is actually fairly old (like early 1990's) street slang for being visibly made uncomfortable by a situation. See Mobb Deep's classic "Shook Ones Pt. 2" as an example of this use.

Shook is indeed and old term, that is slang for shaken. As in, the man is visibly shaken... "He shook"

Love, another black autist

Damn the Drama discord did not do a good job vetting people.

I'm transgender and transracial, I just haven't decided which gender or race yet, so I'm happy to fill those shoes while I find out what/who/why I am.

So basically a white male with a mental illness? Sorry, I appreciate the effort, but that still makes you a part of the majority on /r/drama.

If you post bussy would it be gay or straight?

We have [discord] for /r/Blackfellas, and YES we do have about 6-9 Black woman in there so you don't have to worry about it being only Black men, the mods/admin are Black women also and do a DAMN good job vetting people, not a single White person in sight

Holy cow, that must make it the most diverse discord in existence.