Maybe deep down people who post about getting over failed suicide attempt and are just letting out a cry for help, because they need advice on how to succeed next time.
I have no earthly idea. Probably the kind of thing which the reddit dev team will soon call a "feature". Or I'm a talented hacker who managed to break into Reddit and just decided to give myself one more virtual sticker.
I don't think this guy is an incel, he doesn't have a history in the sub and there are a lot of non-incels and /r/IncelTears posters populating /r/braincels, unlike /r/incels where the mods mostly banned people who called incels bitter.
Avoid girls whose names end in consonants. This may seem strange and unsubstantiated by science, but it’s true. If you have an Erica, a Melissa, an Yvonne, or perhaps an Alexandra, rest assured you will have that perfect slit surprise when you are ready to do the deed. The beautiful symmetry of a nicely shaped vagina, each lip in direct proportion to the other only separated by a slight line. No excess labial flap, no peek-a-boo wraparound meat skin. It’s called the “o” face for a reason.
However, god speed to you if you happen to go home with a Marilyn, an Allison, a Brittany or dare I say a Colleen. I hope you have your spelunking gear ready, because it is going to take some cavernous digging to find that clitoris under those goose wings.
3. Vegetarians
This one is self-explanatory. I have yet to meet a vegetarian girl who sports dildo drapes. If she doesn’t eat meat, she doesn’t yield meat. Rumor has it that protein deficiency causes aesthetically pleasing vaginal formation, but the medical studies have yet to come in on this. Stay tuned.
4. Window Coverings
This tactic only works if you end up at her place. Are her windows covered with blinds and shutters…or curtains and drapes? If it’s blinds or shutters, she psychologically identifies her slit with straight, symmetrical openings.
Is this satire, or are people actually this retarded?
With ReturnOfKings I can never tell if they're trying to get a rise out of readers (because if they generate outrage from feminists they get more page views), or if they finally jumped the shark and started believing their own bullshit.
I'm legitimately starting to believe that these "incel" fucktards are some kind of curse that haunts Reddit. They are just fated to keep coming back and back until someone goes straight up to Reddit's headquarters and performs an exorcism on their servers.
/u/littlemermaidxx is it so inconceivable that in between the hundreds of people jerking you off for a post like that there might be a few spergs? Also w-what kind of music do you like? 😅💦💦
There is some incredibly bizarre quirk about human psychology where people can completely tolerate your average mood (happy/sad/etc), but will never ever appreciate you improving your life. My fat friend asked me why I wanted to be a jock retard when I started going to the gym. My half-assed musician friend would give me snide critiques when I finally put a record out. People want you to stay at your station forever. Improvement reflects their lack thereof, and the only way to deal with that for some people is to pull the crab back into the bottom of the bucket. Those people need to be gassed unironically.
when someone has an increase in relative status you become less fuckable in comparison, from an evolutionary perspective, this is very bad. You don't want to be around people who reduce your chances of getting laid.
Improvement reflects their lack thereof, and the only way to deal with that for some people is to pull the crab back into the bottom of the bucket.
The older I get, the more I realize this. I had a older cousin text me out of the blue a few days ago and vaguely threaten me for money and for my address. I used to look up to him but while he was still slinging drugs on the side, I went to college and eventually got a career. Now that he's in his mid 30s and I'm in my late 20s, He's starting to realize that he's probably waste his best years and it's all going downhill from here.
We don't crucify the innocent like we do our fellow pond scum. With that said, our policy on bussy doesn't change for anyone so shut fuck up and post bussy.
reminded me of a /relationships post where a pregnant lady found out her baby daddy to be/ husband was a troll in his spare time. Like a vicious, brutal troll who would say shit like OP mentioned. Said it was “stress relief”. Unreal. I hope she left his ass because you need to be a special kind of worthless scum to relieve daily life stress via attacking strangers with vitriol and hate like that.
I remember that post. Didn't we determine that it was highly likely that it was, in fact, a troll post itself?
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-02
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1 fsdgfhk 2018-01-02
You shut your roastie whore mouth, you fucking female privileged Stacy!
1 SperglockHolmes 2018-01-02
Urge to ping rising...
1 NationalismIsFun 2018-01-02
u/littlemermaidxx looks vaguely mayo and that's all I have to say about this matter
1 quickredditthoughts 2018-01-02
Latina 🔥🔥
1 OniTan 2018-01-02
u/littlemermaidxx says she's Eurasian. This should be crossposted to /r/hapas.
1 Masterthrowaway9001 2018-01-02
Idk, I'm all for telling some TrollX hunchbacks to keep themselves safe, but I have no desire to be lumped in with braincels like OP.
1 stevemisor 2018-01-02
"I got over my depression and history of self harm and am now doing great"
"GO SLIT YOUR WRISTS YOU FUCKING ROSTIE"
I sometimes wonder why some even bother
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
Maybe deep down people who post about getting over failed suicide attempt and are just letting out a cry for help, because they need advice on how to succeed next time.
1 stevemisor 2018-01-02
Motherfucker
your the one posted it on braincels and now you post it here
Is this a personal thing, did she turn you down?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
There was no good drama to post so I had to go out and create some.
1 in_hazmat_suit 2018-01-02
How do you have 2 verified emails?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
I have no earthly idea. Probably the kind of thing which the reddit dev team will soon call a "feature". Or I'm a talented hacker who managed to break into Reddit and just decided to give myself one more virtual sticker.
1 better_bot 2018-01-02
Imagine being so disconnected from your species you harass a depressed high school girl.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
lol
1 cptAustria 2018-01-02
boi Keep yourself safe
1 Sloppysloppyjoe 2018-01-02
wassup logan paul i likie ur vids
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
I looked around where I live, no dead bodies to film :-(
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-02
So who's alt this this then? If you lie or don't answer I'm calling "no balls" on your mayo ass
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
Sadly nobody's. I'm not even internet famous.
1 im-a-koala 2018-01-02
Well at least you're following the rules here.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
Yes. My resolution for 2018 is not to get banned from /r/drama again.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-02
Lol
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
This year I got : np links, calls to violence and doxxing. Now I know how to manage the fact that /r/drama has actual active moderators.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-01-02
All of those things are easy as fuck to avoid.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
Apparently not for me. I might be retarded.
1 Masterthrowaway9001 2018-01-02
Just pretending to be retarded stopped being an excuse a long time ago. Please bring a plugged in toaster to your next monthly shower
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
I don't see what's retarded about that situation.
1 Masterthrowaway9001 2018-01-02
It requires a great feat of retardation to even get downvoted on this sub. Maintain safety.
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
Holy shit, I didn't even realize.
1 shootyourschoolup 2018-01-02
I mean. I appreciate it, thanks.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-01-02
Because "How dare she get over her misery when I am such a nice guy but no one rewards me!"
1 serialflamingo 2018-01-02
When incels are calling you a bitter piece of shit you really should re-evaluate your life.
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
I don't think this guy is an incel, he doesn't have a history in the sub and there are a lot of non-incels and /r/IncelTears posters populating /r/braincels, unlike /r/incels where the mods mostly banned people who called incels bitter.
1 I_poop_in_The_Dark 2018-01-02
Nobody gives a shit about her cry for attention though.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
Rösti are delicious
Roasties are disgusting
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
Is this satire, or are people actually this retarded?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
With ReturnOfKings I can never tell if they're trying to get a rise out of readers (because if they generate outrage from feminists they get more page views), or if they finally jumped the shark and started believing their own bullshit.
1 Noble_Thief 2018-01-02
Do people ever look at their own behavior before whining about how little they’re getting lol
1 32624647 2018-01-02
I'm legitimately starting to believe that these "incel" fucktards are some kind of curse that haunts Reddit. They are just fated to keep coming back and back until someone goes straight up to Reddit's headquarters and performs an exorcism on their servers.
1 LemonScore 2018-01-02
/u/N8theGr8 The only way she's going to fuck you is if you become a mortician
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
Or a male feminist.
1 N8theGr8 2018-01-02
actually I'm a vegan
1 NationalismIsFun 2018-01-02
Holy shit. Thanks for bringing the bantz man.
1 ObsessedAussie 2018-01-02
🔥🐄🔥🐖🔥🐟🔥🐎🔥👍😂
1 nqtbty 2018-01-02
if you actually feel suicidal please go seek irl help.
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
Intentionally? Or did you catch it from an ex?
1 lickedTators 2018-01-02
Hey man that's great for you. I hope you enjoy keeping all those animals safe
http://theconversation.com/ordering-the-vegetarian-meal-theres-more-animal-blood-on-your-hands-4659
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
Are vegans part of the LGBTQ+ now that it's 2018? Because they never seem hetero to me.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-02
So a male feminist.
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
My theory : since they closed /r/cutefemalecorpses, the fans of that sub have to settle for the next best thing.
1 shallowm 2018-01-02
It might have been the fact that incels caught wind of the post.
1 Threctic 2018-01-02
Braincels? Seriously? Anyway, great they're back. Now I can go there when I want to feel massively superior and need to laugh.
1 OniTan 2018-01-02
That was up for a long time.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-01-02
Remember its down the street not across the road.
1 NationalismIsFun 2018-01-02
Remind yourself bitch
1 Rith2 2018-01-02
Follow your own advice preferably now and without taking anyone else with you
1 Honk4Tits 2018-01-02
Okay just because you said so.
1 wokeaspie 2018-01-02
/u/littlemermaidxx is it so inconceivable that in between the hundreds of people jerking you off for a post like that there might be a few spergs? Also w-what kind of music do you like? 😅💦💦
1 jaredschaffer27 2018-01-02
There is some incredibly bizarre quirk about human psychology where people can completely tolerate your average mood (happy/sad/etc), but will never ever appreciate you improving your life. My fat friend asked me why I wanted to be a jock retard when I started going to the gym. My half-assed musician friend would give me snide critiques when I finally put a record out. People want you to stay at your station forever. Improvement reflects their lack thereof, and the only way to deal with that for some people is to pull the crab back into the bottom of the bucket. Those people need to be gassed unironically.
1 wokeaspie 2018-01-02
Crabs in a bucket: it's not just for black people!
1 johnnyfog 2018-01-02
I had the reverse experience. Drove away friends with my lack of personal growth.
At the bottom of it, people just don't want to pay for your meals/gas because you're working a dead-end job and can't afford a night of it.
In your case, it could be that your relationships have reached their natural end, as friendships tend to do.
1 infinitude 2018-01-02
Fuck you dude this one hit me hard af. Granted I'm now out of that, but damn dude.
1 WhiskeyOnASunday93 2018-01-02
[https://youtu.be/4q8Ob7noYys](🦀)
1 WhiskeyOnASunday93 2018-01-02
[https://youtu.be/4q8Ob7noYys](***) 🦀
1 better_bot 2018-01-02
Wrong.
1 broden 2018-01-02
They are not thinking about you. They are dwelling on themselves.
1 jerry101246 2018-01-02
when someone has an increase in relative status you become less fuckable in comparison, from an evolutionary perspective, this is very bad. You don't want to be around people who reduce your chances of getting laid.
1 PM-ME-COLOSSAL-TITS 2018-01-02
The older I get, the more I realize this. I had a older cousin text me out of the blue a few days ago and vaguely threaten me for money and for my address. I used to look up to him but while he was still slinging drugs on the side, I went to college and eventually got a career. Now that he's in his mid 30s and I'm in my late 20s, He's starting to realize that he's probably waste his best years and it's all going downhill from here.
1 JumbledFun 2018-01-02
Wow your life is so good now? Please keep yourself safe
1 lssah1488wiking 2018-01-02
Psychology is bullshit.
1 DefiningDefinition 2018-01-02
/u/littlemermaidxx I may have found the root of your problem:
Instead of telling people who matter, you told people on the internet. Literally nothing good has ever come from the internet. It even ruined porn.
1 froibo 2018-01-02
A rare moment when /r/Drama defends the innocent. Incels can bring together the deplorables against a decent cause.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-02
We don't crucify the innocent like we do our fellow pond scum. With that said, our policy on bussy doesn't change for anyone so shut fuck up and post bussy.
1 better_bot 2018-01-02
It's only sad when attractive people kill themselves.
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2018-01-02
Ain't that the truth.
1 TheEquimanthorn 2018-01-02
I think the r/drama mods should host a similar iniative. We could all post selfies and say nice things about each other. 🤗
1 Barrrcode 2018-01-02
But, has she tried not being such a slut? Maybe then she wouldn't need to keep herself safe.
1 broden 2018-01-02
unironically justified tbqh
1 ____________13 2018-01-02
I remember that post. Didn't we determine that it was highly likely that it was, in fact, a troll post itself?
1 IAintThatGuy 2018-01-02
/r/relationships is full of people who assume nobody lies on the internet (so basically grandmas and retards).