I wouldn't use the term "alive' too strongly with me. I have four open court cases, struggle with addiction, am homeless, and must keep an immensely powerful demon within me encaged at all times, much like Raven. When my mother died last year, it created an infinite void of evil and darkness within me that I tried to appease with drugs, and I have done things I never thought myself capable of, such as slicing people open with swords and winning numerous fights on the streets and in the drug game by retaliating with overwhelming force and advanced weapon combat skill. I have thoughts of vengeance and conquest in my head that I have to push down constantly. As a descendant of the Romans with the middle name of Alexander, as well as a genius intellect, tactician's mind, and combat skills vastly above what people know or expect, the desire to conquer, rule, and enforce is stronger than my desire to do drugs. My most dangerous and difficult adversary is myself, namely the void of emptiness and darkness within

Ok, it this a pasta or a sperg out?

Totally important for my follow up comment.

I'm downvoting it either way cause he says he doesn't care.

REEEEEEE... Don't downvote the lolcows!

I'M JUST FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS OK

Re: Apology

Dear Sir or Madam

By now you have surely noticed that today no condensation trails have appeared in the sky around you.

Riley-John Ratherford Jr., our metatechnical supervisor assistant in division 4, is usually responsible for the trail-mixture. He's currently absent for a Reiki training in the transmission of life energy.

The cloud insemination supervisor assistant, Sara Calthrope-Brown, was intended to be his replacement. Mrs. Sara Calthrope-Brown is suffering from a Candida Albicans infestation of her inner organs below the third main Chakra circle. And as you certainly know, there's only one way to combat this medical condition. So Mrs. Calthrope-Brown received her coffee enema this morning.

The therapist responsible to perform this injection, an Ayahuasca-spirit shaman from Brooklyn NYC, used filter coffee instead of espresso. This led to an acute enhancement of the cell phone radiation sensibility in Mrs. Calthrope-Browne and she couldn't be present for the daily compilation of the spraying liquids and the syncopation of the Morgellons.

We apologize for the inconveniences this might have caused and hope that handling this transparently will help alleviate your frustration.

Signed:

Bastian Rothschild

Deputy Chairman of the Bilderberg Committee for Health, Youth and Population Control

Take me now

No, you can stay.

At this point in my life, I think living is worse punishment than dying tbqh.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SUB WITH NICE PEOPLE

Definately pasta

Sauce?

thank me later.

The fuck is that, chopped chives in milk?

Looks like dill.

/u/here-have-some-sauce what's the deal you pointless novelty account.

hmm.. yea

Looks more like a bisque than a sauce but I'm no Guy Fieri.

Bad bot!

Bad Meatbag

Shitty bot!

Are you sure about that? Because I am 70.3106% sure that here-have-some-sauce is not a bot.

^{I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub}

I don't think I've ever seen one below 90% before.

I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer

k

TLDR

I'm new to Reddit, so I may be off base a little, but I take down votes to just mean someone disagrees with you. Not a personal attack.

Language may negatively affect how people view you. Lots of cuss words or insults don't make people want to be neutral or friendly, but I know how I am when I get mad, I let them slip as well.

I really hope your night gets better

Oops sorry

Do you sell craft vinyl?