I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.
I don't understand how you get to this point. The whole point of the Trump presidency is to show the cpuntry still works. Haven't we just proved the president to be a figurehead?
Yeah, but don't let that stop the fear mongering. El Drumpfo is going to nuke Mexico and gas all the gays because that's totally within the power of his office and shit.
That's not what Trump said. I believe his quote when he flew to Saudi Arabia was "Islam is a great religion" and "Terrorists have no religion." He also accepted a Sharia-infused medal from their king.
Are you trying to say you know better than Trump? Because if so, this is blasphemy and punishable by death under Trumpistani Cuckira law.
The Battle of Yarmouk was a major battle between the army of the Byzantine Empire and the Muslim Arab forces of the Rashidun Caliphate. The battle consisted of a series of engagements that lasted for six days in August 636, near the Yarmouk River, along what today are the borders of Syria–Jordan and Syria–Israel, east of the Sea of Galilee. The result of the battle was a complete Muslim victory which ended Byzantine rule in Syria. The Battle of Yarmouk is regarded as one of the most decisive battles in military history, and it marked the first great wave of early Muslim conquests after the death of Prophet Muhammad, heralding the rapid advance of Islam into the then Christian Levant.
Battle of Manzikert
The Battle of Manzikert was fought between the Byzantine Empire and the Seljuk Empire on August 26, 1071 near Manzikert (modern Malazgirt in Muş Province, Turkey). The decisive defeat of the Byzantine army and the capture of the Emperor Romanos IV Diogenes played an important role in undermining Byzantine authority in Anatolia and Armenia, and allowed for the gradual Turkification of Anatolia. Many of the Turks, who had been, during the 11th century, travelling westward, saw the victory at Manzikert as an entrance to Asia Minor.
The brunt of the battle was borne by the professional soldiers from the eastern and western tagmata, as large numbers of mercenaries and Anatolian levies fled early and survived the battle.
Fall of Constantinople
The Fall of Constantinople (Greek: Ἅλωσις τῆς Κωνσταντινουπόλεως, Halōsis tēs Kōnstantinoupoleōs; Turkish: İstanbul'un Fethi Conquest of Istanbul) was the capture of the capital of the Byzantine Empire by an invading army of the Ottoman Empire on 29 May 1453. The Ottomans were commanded by the then 21-year-old Ottoman Sultan Mehmed the Conqueror, who defeated an army commanded by Byzantine Emperor Constantine XI Palaiologos. The conquest of Constantinople followed a 53-day siege that had begun on 6 April 1453.
The capture of Constantinople (and two other Byzantine splinter territories soon thereafter) marked the end of the Byzantine Empire, a continuation of the Roman Empire dating to 27 BC, an imperial state lasting for nearly 1,500 years.
Islam has been attempting to expand into Europe for 1500 years.
Persia must be freed. Egypt must be freed. Constantinople must be freed. The Islamic threat must be destroyed, and accommodationists like Frauhrer Angela al-Merkeli must be tried for their crimes.
The highest ranked person in the US government realizing an official stance on his most hated and disposed media network
He also followed it up by doing a commercial for Sean Hannity
I should find it unusual and amusing but I don't and I think I understand how Russians feel about Yeltsin (a president who is oddly only focused on personal matters and supporting private corporations)
I feel like the lolcow has been milked and its reaching office prankster "Haha Johnny but seriously get the fuck back to work" levels
he reached gabergoomber levels of old-meme at Charlottesville. can’t really top saying “not all mudering neo-nazis are bad” and everything arter that was just a sad attempt to re-create Peak Tardation
Wow straight out with another retarded tweet after the big button thing. Now his Christmas holiday is over he's finally back with a vengeance😤 there's work to be done
Our economy is at least several times larger and wealthier than wherever you're living (assuming you're not in the US), so you honestly can't expect us to care what you think.
Trump is just proof that the president is basically a figurehead and a scapegoat in peace times.
Our economy is at least several times larger and wealthier than wherever you're living
At least I don't have student debt, don't have to worry about medical bills, and I can go to the cinema, school or mall without fear that some lone white wolf won't decide to mow me down because he lacks the social graces to get laid.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-03
I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.
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1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-01-03
Was his new years resolution to shitpost even more
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-03
I hope so
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-03
Tbh, it's gonna be a good year for DramaCoin
1 aqouta 2018-01-03
There is no dramacoin on any exchange, should we start one?
1 Strictlybutters 2018-01-03
2017 Trump: I think we’ve reached peak retardation
2018 Trump: hold my Diet Coke
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-01-03
Look at his Twitter the answer is clearly yes.
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-01-03
"Please Mr.Trump we can't take it. it's too much shitposting"
"We got to shitpost more!"
1 pizzashill 2018-01-03
This guy is actually a global threat.
1 wazzupnerds 2018-01-03
Your a global threat
1 Uniquestusername99 2018-01-03
Pizza is sitting in a silo waiting to be triggered by an orange man with a big red button in a war for an azn man's bussy. Sounds about Right
1 ay_what_up2 2018-01-03
you’re
1 wazzupnerds 2018-01-03
You're a global threat
1 quinotauri 2018-01-03
You're all global twats
1 Uniquestusername99 2018-01-03
I don't understand how you get to this point. The whole point of the Trump presidency is to show the cpuntry still works. Haven't we just proved the president to be a figurehead?
1 TFWnoLTR 2018-01-03
Yeah, but don't let that stop the fear mongering. El Drumpfo is going to nuke Mexico and gas all the gays because that's totally within the power of his office and shit.
1 JasonJewnova 2018-01-03
You just don't get 69d chess bro
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-03
69d Underwater Strip Mario Party 8
1 polddit 2018-01-03
Calm down faggot it's a fucking Tweet.
This is why normies should never be allowed on the internet.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-03
AIDSlam is a global threat.
God-Emperor gets your no-no wet.
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-01-03
neck yourself
1 TrumpGolfCourse12 2018-01-03
That's not what Trump said. I believe his quote when he flew to Saudi Arabia was "Islam is a great religion" and "Terrorists have no religion." He also accepted a Sharia-infused medal from their king.
Are you trying to say you know better than Trump? Because if so, this is blasphemy and punishable by death under Trumpistani Cuckira law.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-03
Islam would be a great religion, if it were contained to the small patch of desert it came from.
1 Rith2 2018-01-03
Same with all 3 of the Abrahamic cuck religions
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-03
No. Jesus Yahweh Odin Kek and Apollo are all important to the West. Islam is just degenerate slavery for sub-humans.
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2018-01-03
Islam BTFO’d the Roman Empire; what have you done?
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-03
We are the Romans, and Islam is a scavenging animal.
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2018-01-03
Doesn't seem like scavenging to me
1 WikiTextBot 2018-01-03
Battle of Yarmouk
The Battle of Yarmouk was a major battle between the army of the Byzantine Empire and the Muslim Arab forces of the Rashidun Caliphate. The battle consisted of a series of engagements that lasted for six days in August 636, near the Yarmouk River, along what today are the borders of Syria–Jordan and Syria–Israel, east of the Sea of Galilee. The result of the battle was a complete Muslim victory which ended Byzantine rule in Syria. The Battle of Yarmouk is regarded as one of the most decisive battles in military history, and it marked the first great wave of early Muslim conquests after the death of Prophet Muhammad, heralding the rapid advance of Islam into the then Christian Levant.
Battle of Manzikert
The Battle of Manzikert was fought between the Byzantine Empire and the Seljuk Empire on August 26, 1071 near Manzikert (modern Malazgirt in Muş Province, Turkey). The decisive defeat of the Byzantine army and the capture of the Emperor Romanos IV Diogenes played an important role in undermining Byzantine authority in Anatolia and Armenia, and allowed for the gradual Turkification of Anatolia. Many of the Turks, who had been, during the 11th century, travelling westward, saw the victory at Manzikert as an entrance to Asia Minor.
The brunt of the battle was borne by the professional soldiers from the eastern and western tagmata, as large numbers of mercenaries and Anatolian levies fled early and survived the battle.
Fall of Constantinople
The Fall of Constantinople (Greek: Ἅλωσις τῆς Κωνσταντινουπόλεως, Halōsis tēs Kōnstantinoupoleōs; Turkish: İstanbul'un Fethi Conquest of Istanbul) was the capture of the capital of the Byzantine Empire by an invading army of the Ottoman Empire on 29 May 1453. The Ottomans were commanded by the then 21-year-old Ottoman Sultan Mehmed the Conqueror, who defeated an army commanded by Byzantine Emperor Constantine XI Palaiologos. The conquest of Constantinople followed a 53-day siege that had begun on 6 April 1453.
The capture of Constantinople (and two other Byzantine splinter territories soon thereafter) marked the end of the Byzantine Empire, a continuation of the Roman Empire dating to 27 BC, an imperial state lasting for nearly 1,500 years.
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1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-03
Islam has been attempting to expand into Europe for 1500 years.
Persia must be freed. Egypt must be freed. Constantinople must be freed. The Islamic threat must be destroyed, and accommodationists like Frauhrer Angela al-Merkeli must be tried for their crimes.
1 Singulaire 2018-01-03
Remember when you said how you're so over Trump just a couple weeks ago? Yeah, we didn't believe you back then, either.
1 eva_unit_hung 2018-01-03
hahahahahahahahahahahaha I just want to thank you for bringing me such joy
1 Neronoah 2018-01-03
This but unironically.
1 stevemisor 2018-01-03
The highest ranked person in the US government realizing an official stance on his most hated and disposed media network
He also followed it up by doing a commercial for Sean Hannity
I should find it unusual and amusing but I don't and I think I understand how Russians feel about Yeltsin (a president who is oddly only focused on personal matters and supporting private corporations)
I feel like the lolcow has been milked and its reaching office prankster "Haha Johnny but seriously get the fuck back to work" levels
1 Assy-McGee 2018-01-03
he reached gabergoomber levels of old-meme at Charlottesville. can’t really top saying “not all mudering neo-nazis are bad” and everything arter that was just a sad attempt to re-create Peak Tardation
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-03
If Jihazis can be good, then Neo-Nazis can be even better IMO
1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-01-03
Hopefully it wont be long before he starts just locking the journalists up
1 kissedlordeonce 2018-01-03
lol hes most certainly going to firebomb CNN
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-01-03
can we ban you. you aren't devoted to the drama
1 thesouthnortherner 2018-01-03
>mfw trump reads this then sets fire to congress
1 Dopella 2018-01-03
Yeltsin being constantly drunk didn't help
1 IAmAN00bie 2018-01-03
/u/the_reason_trump_won
Mental retardation
1 Uniquestusername99 2018-01-03
Yours or theirs?
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-01-03
Clearly, all of us.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-03
reeeeeeeeeetardation
1 Goatmen1 2018-01-03
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicola
1 strathmeyer 2018-01-03
Well I guess we know when the next Mueller revelation is coming.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-03
Mueller can still impeach this! Match me!
1 wwaalleess 2018-01-03
Mueller's got him now! Buh bye Drimph
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-03
I'm canvassing Weiner's laptop every day until the election!
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-01-03
They're called perjury traps boi.
1 UmbellateSaxhorn 2018-01-03
Who the fuck hosts an awards show on a Monday at 5:00 o’clock?
1 Think_Once 2018-01-03
The Mooch.
1 trjb 2018-01-03
Unironically he should host the oscars.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-01-03
only way I’d actually watch
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-03
He's only allowed to host for ten minutes, though.
1 trjb 2018-01-03
He'd do 20, 30 second bits - seems perfect tbh - people don't have attention spans anymore.
1 Stuntman119 2018-01-03
no he has to do the whole thing
1 stevemisor 2018-01-03
maybe its at AM for the early morning crowd
1 Think_Once 2018-01-03
100% he will announce the winners on twitter during his morning shit.
1 RandyContractor 2018-01-03
It will have bigger ratings than NFL Monday night football 😂
1 LadyVetinari 2018-01-03
Daddy's tweets have the highest ratings!!! Praise daddy 🙏🙏🙏 fuck the NFL they're mean to daddy! 😭😝
MAGA
1 bass- 2018-01-03
Also isn't saying "5:00 o'clock" redundant
1 cheers_grills 2018-01-03
5:00 am o'clock in the morning.
1 broden 2018-01-03
It's 10pm objective time so I am grateful
1 IsADragon 2018-01-03
Wow straight out with another retarded tweet after the big button thing. Now his Christmas holiday is over he's finally back with a vengeance😤 there's work to be done
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-03
MAGA is shitposting.
MSM is just shit.
1 shallowm 2018-01-03
I only get my news from infowars.com, tbh.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-03
BREITBART REEEEEEEEE
1 bishlasagna 2018-01-03
Still can't believe we live in a world where one of the most powerful men in the world constantly shitposts on Twitter.
1 broden 2018-01-03
Someone hasn't been keeping track of geo-politics for the past 70 years.
1 TFWnoLTR 2018-01-03
Truly a golden age
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-03
i never would have thought a president could have too much free time on his hands, yet here we are
1 arandomloser21 2018-01-03
Did Trump get a new phone thats lets him shitpost 5000x faster for Christmas?
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-03
He spent Barron's allowance on a new unsecured iPhone. Russia has our nuclear codes now.
1 nonplussed__ 2018-01-03
they're saved in Notes
1 OpenCLoP 2018-01-03
I hope so. That old Galaxy S3 probably wouldn't have cut it for much longer.
1 zenicaone 2018-01-03
PPV or Free TV?
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-01-03
Legit exited for this.
1 TFWnoLTR 2018-01-03
Exited where?
1 ay_what_up2 2018-01-03
excited
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-01-03
I meant what I said
1 Rith2 2018-01-03
Truly a man of his people
1 apparatus86 2018-01-03
Trump is America's limp dick that's filled with impotent rage and I am here for it. What a fucking embarrassment for an alleged developed country.
1 TFWnoLTR 2018-01-03
Our economy is at least several times larger and wealthier than wherever you're living (assuming you're not in the US), so you honestly can't expect us to care what you think.
Trump is just proof that the president is basically a figurehead and a scapegoat in peace times.
1 apparatus86 2018-01-03
At least I don't have student debt, don't have to worry about medical bills, and I can go to the cinema, school or mall without fear that some lone white wolf won't decide to mow me down because he lacks the social graces to get laid.