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That guy doesn’t fuck

Because I eat no ass?

That and the numerous other signs from you in that thread

Like what?

I just don't enjoy eating ass and pussy dude, that doesn't mean I don't enjoy sex.

My god, Reddit is so open and accepting of every sexual practices, but if a guy says he doesn't likes to do something you call him gay, a idiot, a virgin and more.

And it's not even like ass eating is popular in the real world in the first place, it's a Internet mem.

Dude lots of people don’t eat ass. It’s the way you talk about sex that screams either virgin or very little experience

Maybe your people knowledge is just really bad, I don't even know how I would write with you about this without it seeming like bragging.

I would even claim I had more sex than you, and I could prove it.

If you have things to boast about other than eating out only two women, one of which had a rotten cooter, I would love to hear about them.

Judgment free zone here in r/Drama, friend

I don't get what your point is, that I only tried it twice?

And I tried ass eating not even once, and the same with shit eating. If you like it, good for you, but it's just something I don't like.

If you have eaten out more than 2 woman, maybe even 4 or 20, wow, good for you, but yeah, I only tried it with 2.

But at least you are able to talk about the sex life of other people on Reddit. What's going on, problems in your private life?

lmao what a gay idiot this virgin is, amirite fellow (((redditors)))?

says the guy who types reddits like (((this)))

says the guy who types this like (((this)))

i only did it to mock you,fucking retard

You only did it to troll me. You realize I can see your username, right?

I just don't enjoy eating ass

FUCK YOU

Mate you clearly are writing from a place of inexperience. It's pathetic.

Mate, you are wrong.

It's okay to be a virgin.

Don't get mad at me just because nobody wants to eat your ass.

I don't like my ass getting eat, tbh. I love eating my wife's ass tho

I doubt a neckbeard that faps to animie has a wife, but I am sure your pillow counts.

I don't even like anime. She kind of does but only mainstream stuff.

That all you got? I'm not the one who writes like I've never had sex lmao.

I am not the one that gets defensive because some guy somewhere else doesn't like to eat ass.

Great if in your mind you eat out the ass of your non existent wife, but it's just not my cup of tea.

I'm not the one who writes like I've never had sex lmao.

Well yeah you do. You also have literal animie in your weird Reddit profile, I doubt you ever talked with a girl.

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I'm not being defensive tho. And that girl isn't from an anime dumbass, it's just oc art😂

Haha oh my god, yeah good job dude, you were able to get a psycho wife that wants to cut and kill herself. Great job dude, you were able to get a psycho to spend time with you 😆

But I don't blame her, I would get depressions too if my husband was a neckbeard that jerks it to animie.

Haha oh man, a degenerate trying to school people 😂

degenerate

Ah so you're a Nazi, cool.

Also she never cut and she hasn't wanted to commit suicide since before our wedding, but go ahead and make fun of mental illness. It's what you incels so, only makes you look bad 🤗

Dude, you can't even provide for your own wife so she has to go work, and you try to compensate with videogames and Reddit, I have no respect for you.

I mean with the stuff you claim about me I at least know the truth, but with your stuff, well, sad. Maybe stop being a neckbeard and get a proper job so your wife doesn't has to work in a restaurant and gets depressed you numale.

My wife is a chef you retard. She works because she wants to work and provide for herself and me, just like how I work and provide for myself and her. You know, a partnership. I wouldn't expect an incel to understand tho

I am still not sure if your wife is even real, probably a product of your mind or out of some weird animie. But yeah sure buddy, your retarded depressed fat wife is a chef, and her husband talks online how he likes to eat out her ass.

And haha no dude, Incels are just as mentally retarded as your wife.

Okay, I'll continue to have a normal, happy and healthy relationship with my wife while you post lame erotica on Reddit to get off on.

You already proved that there is nothing healthy or happy about it.

while you post lame erotica on Reddit to get off off

Haha it gets better and better. I am not the grown up that has animie as his profile pic in a fucking Reddit account 😂

But yeah dude, I don't have a wife, I never claimed I do, but I have a gf that doesn't want to kill herself because I am actually able to get a normal girl instead of picking them up from the looney bin because nobody else wants you.

Okay Mr. Expert, how is our relationship unhealthy? 🤔

Even after your wedding you had to put her into looney bin before she would hurt herself, if you wife is real in the first place and you are not just insane.

I don't know man, but when your wife is always unhappy and wants to kill herself, that's pretty unhealthy.

I bet she is fat too. Great work dude, you are a real alpha getting a broken fat wife, no you can school people online on Reddit how pathetic they are for not wanting to eat ass 😆

You really don't understand mental health at all, do you?

Yes, yes I do.

it's just oc art

You drew that? Nice work.

Not my oc I stole it

Implying he mates is kind of a weird assumption.

Plus any girl worth her salt won't put your dick in her mouth if you won't get messy for her... 2 way street and all that.

/u/TrumpedMyPants Do you often rank women by their willingness to leverage sexual acts, you sexist?

the guys name is trumpedmypants,hes probably some 30 year old virgin still living with his parents

I love to eat pussy as long as its not sourdoughsville a little smell ain't no thing. Im not talking the Starkist Cannery though.

Lol

/u/natchili are you sure you're not just gay? Maybe you should try sucking cock and see if you like it more.

I am somehow happy with girls right now.

I mean is your gf a lesbian if she doesnt want to suck your dick?

yes

Well that's one weird worldview then.

As an expert in recognizing Indians on the internet I diagnose you as Indian.

Am I wrong?

You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole.

If you think vaginas are disgusting you should try dicks, is all I'm saying.

Yet another reason why traps are superior.

I've lived a pretty long time, and I've learned this: plenty of girls love sucking dick.

Girl's asses are a bit of a fake-out, because they do look like they would be good to eat.

Any physical violence like choking or slapping should be clarified before the sex that she's ok with it

Can you be any more beta, /u/applepievariables?

S/beta/respectful and considerate of women's preferences

He's probably too young to be having sex. It's obvious he's too immature to be doing it.

Getting ur bussy eaten is fucking amazing ngl

Putting your mouth on genitals i fine as long as they don't have STDs, but licking an ass can legit give you food poisoning.