The fact pizzagate is still a conspiracy boggles my mind. You'd think the conspiracy would have died when it turned out comet pizza had no fucking basement and the entire conspiracy hinged on that.
I know exactly what you mean. At the beginning of pizzagate, I went all Alex Jones on my family. I was showing them emails, videos, MKUltra things, I tried to explain 4chan and Reddit and show how all the dots connected. I was explaining the Clinton Foundation and its connections to Haiti, missing children, Jeffrey Epstein, Hollywood. My mom looked at me with pity and said, "Gosh, you sound really passionate about foster children. Maybe you should volunteer at a shelter." I couldn't believe it. I felt so betrayed. I never spoke to her about it again.
The entire scenario hinged on the coded language Podesta et al used in their leaked emails. It also was very coincidental that comet ping ping had an FBI recognized pedophile symbol as their logo.
So do you and your friends often share one slice of cheese pizza? Do you send multiple people the same email cordinating the sharing of a single slice of cheese pizza?
Only an extreme mongo would think there wasn't some sort of code being used. Personally, I'd lean to them talking about drugs or fully-formed prostitutes, then again Alafontis and his best boyfriend David Brock are truly fucked in the head...
You know what is interesting is that I agree with you completely. We should jail anyone that types weird or uses odd syntax. We should especially jail them if they’re democrats because we all they’re the only pedophiles.also we should jail anyone using butterfly or similar symbology because they’re definitely pedophiles (because pedophiles never stay secret about it )
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1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-04
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1 OperortsTob 2018-01-04
When your theory is so outlandish that it gets roasted by /r/conspiracy...
1 siskonaut 2018-01-04
People actually believe a super secret elite pedophile ring refers to their activities using 4chan internet lingo.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-01-04
I don't see what's so funny about this tbh
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-04
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1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-01-04
Not like it isn't tru
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1 pizzashill 2018-01-04
The fact pizzagate is still a conspiracy boggles my mind. You'd think the conspiracy would have died when it turned out comet pizza had no fucking basement and the entire conspiracy hinged on that.
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-04
I know exactly what you mean. At the beginning of pizzagate, I went all Alex Jones on my family. I was showing them emails, videos, MKUltra things, I tried to explain 4chan and Reddit and show how all the dots connected. I was explaining the Clinton Foundation and its connections to Haiti, missing children, Jeffrey Epstein, Hollywood. My mom looked at me with pity and said, "Gosh, you sound really passionate about foster children. Maybe you should volunteer at a shelter." I couldn't believe it. I felt so betrayed. I never spoke to her about it again.
1 Rith2 2018-01-04
Pls tell me this is pasta
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-04
Yup.
1 Rith2 2018-01-04
Sawce
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-04
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/5y5la0/mom_looked_at_me_with_pity_pasta_courtesy_of_t_d
1 Rith2 2018-01-04
It’s from TD lmao
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-04
no
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-04
The entire scenario hinged on the coded language Podesta et al used in their leaked emails. It also was very coincidental that comet ping ping had an FBI recognized pedophile symbol as their logo.
1 buttermyself 2018-01-04
Lol, what kind of a fucking retard considered any of that "coded."
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-04
So do you and your friends often share one slice of cheese pizza? Do you send multiple people the same email cordinating the sharing of a single slice of cheese pizza?
Only an extreme mongo would think there wasn't some sort of code being used. Personally, I'd lean to them talking about drugs or fully-formed prostitutes, then again Alafontis and his best boyfriend David Brock are truly fucked in the head...
1 buttermyself 2018-01-04
Whatever you say dum dum.
1 Rith2 2018-01-04
You know what is interesting is that I agree with you completely. We should jail anyone that types weird or uses odd syntax. We should especially jail them if they’re democrats because we all they’re the only pedophiles.also we should jail anyone using butterfly or similar symbology because they’re definitely pedophiles (because pedophiles never stay secret about it )
1 fucknazimozdzzz 2018-01-04
Because he totally said that and you didn’t just use all the straw from your entire farm to construct that straw man
1 Rith2 2018-01-04
Implying I’m trying to actually argue
1 fucknazimozdzzz 2018-01-04
Implying I was even talking about you
Implying I care about anything
Implying I even exist
1 Rith2 2018-01-04
Y-you okay
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-04
this thread sucks
1 fucknazimozdzzz 2018-01-04
Lmao what kind of fucking retard thinks people casually email each other about pizza and hot dogs. It was clearly some kind of code
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-04
No. Not possible. They were all twink pukers. Sharing a single slice of Cheese Pizza is totally normal.
1 stevemisor 2018-01-04
/u/Quetzalcoatlwasright
Don't worry, we at drama understand
You should post some more of your truth here