It has become clear that we need to start a GoFundMe for Kim Jong Un to fasttrack his ICBM program in order to facilitate the actual and ultimate destruction of California.
This is the only way to be sure to rid the planet of the degenerate DNA they have proliferated.
He needs extra fallout on those warheads to make sure all the streams are irradiated. These hipsters ought to be getting more than just diarrhea from their "raw water".
This is part of this magical thing these rich out of touch fuckers use called bullshit. It's what I deal in everyday. From Sun signs to fucking unsubstantiated health products. Personally everyone's trying to reinvent the avocado toast now that the cats out of the $12 bag and so creating "Avocado-based bread" products. This is that Avoread. BREADCADO. #ITSGOTWHATNERDSCRAVE #ADVERTISINGONINSTALIKEABADDRUGDEALER
Also, I feel like this is at least a little against CA law. he's probably up in the hills of Los Altos, draining poor COOs of their precious hetch hetchy irrigation lines.
I just choked on my morning coffee at the thought of some Bay Area techy buying a $25 gallon bottle of sewage water and then smugly saying it’s healthy.
"Immm so much more in tune with my cosmic entity. This vintage septic field... I mean natural spring raw unfiltered bleckwater... Mmm.. I can taste the essence of the younger Davos. It gives me his Powah."
- Said every instayogi
10 comments
1 Jac983 2018-01-04
"real water movement"sounds retarded as fuck,go figure this dipshit is from california
1 I_Dream_of_Outremer 2018-01-04
All hail the glorious People's Republic!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-04
You're not dead? Smh
1 scatmunchies 2018-01-04
Can I shit in your mouth?
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-04
It has become clear that we need to start a GoFundMe for Kim Jong Un to fasttrack his ICBM program in order to facilitate the actual and ultimate destruction of California.
This is the only way to be sure to rid the planet of the degenerate DNA they have proliferated.
1 I_Dream_of_Outremer 2018-01-04
I'll donate my second mortgage, match me?
1 Redactor0 2018-01-04
He needs extra fallout on those warheads to make sure all the streams are irradiated. These hipsters ought to be getting more than just diarrhea from their "raw water".
1 Jolly_Tab_Rancher 2018-01-04
This is part of this magical thing these rich out of touch fuckers use called bullshit. It's what I deal in everyday. From Sun signs to fucking unsubstantiated health products. Personally everyone's trying to reinvent the avocado toast now that the cats out of the $12 bag and so creating "Avocado-based bread" products. This is that Avoread. BREADCADO. #ITSGOTWHATNERDSCRAVE #ADVERTISINGONINSTALIKEABADDRUGDEALER
Also, I feel like this is at least a little against CA law. he's probably up in the hills of Los Altos, draining poor COOs of their precious hetch hetchy irrigation lines.
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-01-04
I just choked on my morning coffee at the thought of some Bay Area techy buying a $25 gallon bottle of sewage water and then smugly saying it’s healthy.
1 Jolly_Tab_Rancher 2018-01-04
"Immm so much more in tune with my cosmic entity. This vintage septic field... I mean natural spring raw unfiltered bleckwater... Mmm.. I can taste the essence of the younger Davos. It gives me his Powah." - Said every instayogi