Soy gevalt

63  2018-01-04 by Ultrashitpost

72 comments

I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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Are bath bombs all that cool though? Seems unnecessary to me.

Out of everything you have posted, it always is just a big endless spam wall of spammy text. You could be stopping world hunger. Being outside. But nope. You just decided to shove this big wall of text in our face. This was a huge waste of time, space, energy, and money. I bet this one thread made your electricity bill go up by atleast 3000 dollars. I thought you were better than this. Now whenever I see you post, I am greeted by and endless wall of text that takes me 5 minutes to scroll through. What's even the point of this? Look how much time you've wasted writing a post when you could be stopping world hunger, going to school, playing outside, and so on. You could have been the person to stop pollution and stop us from destroying the Earth. During that time, you made a hideous wall of blinding text. After skimming through the first sentence or so, my eyes were burning with anger just wanting to take my computer and throw it into a canyon. You need to get a life and stop posting these worthless wastes of time that could easily put roblox out of business. You should feel terrible ashamed of what you've done, and thanks for wasting my time. Thanks to you, the glaciers will endlessly stop melting from now on. Why? Pollution. Why pollution? Because you just had to post this big wall of text that means absolutely nothing and affects the world in no positive way. Be useful for once, pathetic loser. I mean, seriously. Out of everything you have posted, it always is just a big endless spam wall of spammy text. You could be stopping world hunger. Being outside. But nope. You just decided to shove this big wall of text in our face. This was a huge waste of time, space, energy, and money. I bet this one thread made your electricity bill go up by atleast 3000 dollars. What's even the point of this? Look how much time you've wasted writing a post when you could be stopping world hunger, going to school, playing outside, and so on. Shame, shame on you. Now whenever I see you post, I am greeted by and endless wall of text that takes me 5 minutes to scroll through. During that time, you made a hideous wall of blinding text. After skimming through the first sentence or so, my eyes were burning with anger just wanting to take my computer and throw it into a canyon. You could be stopping world hunger. Being outside. But nope. You just decided to shove this big wall of text in our face. This was a huge waste of time, space, energy, and money. I bet this one thread made your electricity bill go up by atleast 3000 dollars. I thought you were better than this. Now whenever I see you post, I am greeted by and endless wall of text that takes me 5 minutes to scroll through. What's even the point of this? Look how much time you've wasted writing a post when you could be stopping world hunger, going to school, playing outside, and so on. You could have been the person to stop pollution and stop us from destroying the Earth. During that time, you made a hideous wall of blinding text. After skimming through the first sentence or so, my eyes were burning with anger just wanting to take my computer and throw it into a canyon. You need to get a life and stop posting these worthless wastes of time that could easily put roblox out of business. You should feel terrible ashamed of what you've done, and thanks for wasting my time. Thanks to you, the glaciers will endlessly stop melting from now on. Why? Pollution. Why pollution? Because you just had to post this big wall of text that means absolutely nothing and affects the world in no positive way. Be useful for once, pathetic loser. I mean, seriously. Out of everything you have posted, it always is just a big endless spam wall of spammy text. You could be stopping world hunger. Being outside. But nope. You just decided to shove this big wall of text in our face. This was a huge waste of time, space, energy, and money. I bet this one thread made your electricity bill go up by atleast 3000 dollars. What's even the point of this? Look how much time you've wasted writing a post when you could be stopping world hunger, going to school, playing outside, and so on. Shame, shame on you. Now whenever I see you post, I am greeted by and endless wall of text that takes me 5 minutes to scroll through. During that time, you made a hideous wall of blinding text. After skimming through the first sentence or so, my eyes were burning with anger just wanting to take my computer and throw it into a canyon. You could be stopping world hunger. Being outside. But nope. You just decided to shove this big wall of text in our face. This was a huge waste of time, space, energy, and money. I bet this one thread made your electricity bill go up by atleast 3000 dollars. I thought you were better than this. Now whenever I see you post, I am greeted by and endless wall of text that takes me 5 minutes to scroll through. What's even the point of this? Look how much time you've wasted writing a post when you could be stopping world hunger, going to school, playing outside, and so on. You could have been the person to stop pollution and stop us from destroying the Earth. During that time, you made a hideous wall of blinding text. After skimming through the first sentence or so, my eyes were burning with anger just wanting to take my computer and throw it into a canyon. You need to get a life and stop posting these worthless wastes of time that could easily put roblox out of business. You should feel terrible ashamed of what you've done, and thanks for wasting my time. Thanks to you, the glaciers will endlessly stop melting from now on. Why? Pollution. Why pollution? Because you just had to post this big wall of text that means absolutely nothing and affects the world in no positive way. Be useful for once, pathetic loser. I mean, seriously. Out of everything you have posted, it always is just a big endless spam wall of spammy text. You could be stopping world hunger. Being outside. But nope. You just decided to shove this big wall of text in our face. This was a huge waste of time, space, energy, and money. I bet this one thread made your electricity bill go up by atleast 3000 dollars. What's even the point of this? Look how much time you've wasted writing a post when you could be stopping world hunger, going to school, playing outside, and so on. Shame, shame on you. Now whenever I see you post, I am greeted by and endless wall of text that takes me 5 minutes to scroll through. During that time, you made a hideous wall of blinding text. After skimming through the first sentence or so, my eyes were burning with anger just wanting to take my computer and throw it into a canyon. You could be stopping world hunger. Being outside. But nope. You just decided to shove this big wall of text in our face. This was a huge waste of time, space, energy, and money. I bet this one thread made your electricity bill go up by atleast 3000 dollars. I thought you were better than this. Now whenever I see you post, I am greeted by and endless wall of text that takes me 5 minutes to scroll through. What's even the point of this? Look how much time you've wasted writing a post when you could be stopping world hunger, going to school, playing outside, and so on. You could have been the person to stop pollution and stop us from destroying the Earth. During that time, you made a hideous wall of blinding text. After skimming through the first sentence or so, my eyes were burning with anger just wanting to take my computer and throw it into a canyon. You need to get a life and stop posting these worthless wastes of time that could easily put roblox out of business. You should feel terrible ashamed of what you've done, and thanks for wasting my time. Thanks to you, the glaciers will endlessly stop melting from now on. Why? Pollution. Why pollution? Because you just had to post this big wall of text that means absolutely nothing and affects the world in no positive way. Be useful for once.

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I’m on mobile so I can’t tell, but I was wondering (hoping) this is a giant picture of a dick and balls.

Is it?

It is!

Allah snackbar.

The idea of a bath bomb is more interesting than the reality. Really, it's more like one of those efervescent vitamin c things than an actual fast reaction with lots of foam.

/u/tedkennedysnavellint

Did you know being a massive fatass is a moral failing? Fat people are bad human beings. I’d tell you to kill your self and any blood relatives but I’m sure the diabeetus got them too

I thought Soyboy was a joke.

alt-righters unironically think soy makes you girly and weak, and that """leftists""" are girly and weak because they eat soy.

This belief is held simultaneously with the belief that leftist anti-fascist deathsquads are a legitimate threat to the white race.

The leftist deathsquad thing is true, and it's thanks to the mad gains that soy proteins grant upon us. We're coming for your toothbrush.

Private property will never be abolished.

This belief is held simultaneously with the belief that leftist anti-fascist deathsquads are a legitimate threat to the white race.

fuckin wot when has anyone ever said that

Oh, they are.

It is, but like anything else, retards run with it and take it seriously.

He's biased because he's pushing political narratives when discussing soy. How can you not see that?

The absolute state of YouTube 'politics'.

He's biased because he's pushing political narratives when discussing soy. How can you not see that?

The absolute state of YouTube 'politics'.

Being this insecure over your own masculinity must be terrible

/u/tabnam did you all get linked from a thread on SRS or AHS? The people going on about insecurity all seem to post in leftist subs.

u/anttirt remember this, people who unironically use "soyboy" like u/tedkennedysnavellint are soyboys

soyboy upsets redditors like no other word. considering 90% of the user base is flabby and skinny-fat or morbidly obese it cuts right to the core.

the only people who dont like soyboy being used fit those categories 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Shut up soyboy

D:

Soiboi is quickly becoming my go-to insult. It pisses them off so much

its like one of those things where they say "haha only losers say that!" but in reality its because its entirely true and they have no defense for it

Honestly, if someone called you a soyboy irl wouldn't you think he is a massive faggot?

That's the problem with these internet insults. They fall apart when you speak them out loud. Probably because I'm sure that 90% of the people who use the word soyboy actually look testeron-deficient. It would explain the absolute obsession with masculinity.

t.soyboy

You even banter like a bitch lol

t.soyboy

t. brainlet

Nope, you still sound like a faggot.

t.soyboy

Incel.

oh shit let me tell my wife

I mean, to you might as well be incel. It's like parking a mini in a hangar.

t.soyboy

Ok, rainman.

Maybe if they ate meat and changed gender they'd become beefgirls or something respectable 🤔

Wil Wheaton certainly didn't like it when he last visited us.

This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it’s just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn’t force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?

Not describing your bussy

Ay bby don't be coy.

$300k+ starting salary with a math Ph.D? Even for pasta that's stupid.

I think it's a meme from that 4chan guy.

I heard someone call someone a soyboy irl and he was a floppy skinny fat and I cringed hard

Really, was this just within your circle of friends or somewhere in the wild?

In the wild. It was some guy at a restaurant I was at

That's bizarre, I'm guessing this happened in one of the weird states like Florida.

Wisconsin

The internet was a mistake.

It really was

The Redditor is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a soybot and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

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The leftist is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a snowflake, pussy, beta, shill, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a soyboy and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Was that comic supposed to be funny?

This guy made a different comic that was much more funny, albeit in an unintentional way.

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Bike_Cuck

Jesus, I'm not one for toxic masculinity, but that guy is a fucking pussy.

Classic bike cuck

I think I saw that on /r/bonehurtingjuice or /r/ComedyNecromancy

Holy shit my sides.
What an assbackwards logic.

My wife got violently raped last night. I was pretty bummed about it. But I think however did it was probably more happy to plow her than me being sad about it.

The quality of owlturd's comics can be found in the name itself tbh.

Preachy mundane shit that's all 'WINTER IS SOOOO COLD WACKY TOTALLY NOT STOLEN FROM 4CHAN FACE'

Bath bombs? WTF ? Please mansplain.

It's how Muslims bathe.

👳👳👳 muslim shit muslim sHit👳 thats ✔ some muslim👳👳shit right👳👳there👳👳👳 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👳👳👳BOOOOO0OOOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒMMM 👳💣🇫🇷💯 💣🔫👳🔫👳💣👳muslim shit

Did you have a stroke?

Some days I like to lay down in the bath tup with my ass up in the air and breathe in before I duck my head in the water. I'll spread my cheeks and with the air I consumed, I'll fart. I pretend to be a whale and my anus being my blownole.

HOT

Bath salts (the boring kind) with alkaseltzer bubbles. Girls use them in baths and they're big right now. Very expensive, like $3 each, and totally pointless. It's the perfect gift for a woman because they know you spent way more money than you should've and they're so unequivocally feminine that no girl can realistically complain you got them a bad gift.

Soyboys can ruin anything though.

Sucks that I don't have a bath tub 😔 then this would be real useful knowlege

I'd rather buy her compact powder or mascara.

Bath salts (the boring kind)

Only boring if you don't eat them. Trust me, it gets interesting no matter what

Or shove em up your bum, nice and fizzy.

/u/shenanigansen

Is it really your place to talk about manliness when you have mental break-downs on Twitter when people call you the "bike cuck", bike cuck?

soy vey

Soy vey