White House chief of staff John Kelly imposed the ban, citing security concerns. President Donald Trump has repeatedly complained about press leaks since taking office, but aides said the change isnโt connected to concerns about unauthorized disclosures to news organizations
Is Kelly taking away Donnie's phone too? No more 4 am shitposts from the shitter?
Oh man, I didn't even consider that aspect of his shitposting. Think about the foul stench that must emanate from his ancient plumbing, fed on a diet of carbs, beef, and anger. I bet Daddy has to put Bag Balm on his brown eye to alleviate the burning.
Overcooked beef. This is important for reasons relating to colon cancer, although the beeflover in me screams that its a greater crime to ruin such wonderful, flavorful food.
The White House is banning its employees from using personal mobile phones while at work in the West Wing, despite concerns among some staffers that theyโll be cut off from children and other relatives trying to reach them.
โThe security and integrity of the technology systems at the White House is a top priority for the Trump administration and therefore starting next week the use of all personal devices for both guests and staff will no longer be allowed in the West Wing,โ press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said in a statement Thursday. โStaff will be able to conduct business on their government-issued devices and continue working hard on behalf of the American people.โ
White House chief of staff John Kelly imposed the ban, citing security concerns. President Donald Trump has repeatedly complained about press leaks since taking office, but aides said the change isnโt connected to concerns about unauthorized disclosures to news organizations.
There are too many devices connected to the White House wireless network, and personal phones arenโt as secure as those issued by the federal government, said an official who spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss an internal White House matter.
Aides who opposed the ban said they cannot use their work phones for personal use, and that work phones canโt accommodate texting. They believe the ban will be a hardship because texting is often the easiest way for their families to reach them in the middle of a busy day of meetings.
I don't think this applies to him, just to employees (Trump is more like the boss, I guess), but if it did, Trump could still shitpost from his phone issued by the government.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-04
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1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-04
you have got to be an alt for /u/ed_butteredtoast
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-04
I hate hairless cats. More proof that God hates us. Especially old people lmao.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-01-04
I wish I was.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-04
Don't let your memes be dreams! Now hand over that password! :D
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-04
want mine?
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-04
Yes?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-04
Are you /u/ed_butteredtoast?
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-04
On this special occasion we are all /u/Ed_ButteredToast
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-04
Heโs not answering so heโs probably in class right now
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2018-01-04
Thatโs never stopped me from posting here
1 Wilfs 2018-01-04
Shocking that >1 person think Trump is an idiot.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-04
yo /u/ed_butteredtoast someone from Mommy Defense Force has gone off script.
u/Wilfs you're supposed to stick with MUH RUSSIA
1 Wilfs 2018-01-04
I don't understand what you're trying to say but I defend to the death your right to say it.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-01-04
Aren't we all being spied on
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-04
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1 drunk_child 2018-01-04
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1 UnluckyImp22 2018-01-04
Is Kelly taking away Donnie's phone too? No more 4 am shitposts from the shitter?
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-01-04
Oh man, I didn't even consider that aspect of his shitposting. Think about the foul stench that must emanate from his ancient plumbing, fed on a diet of carbs, beef, and anger. I bet Daddy has to put Bag Balm on his brown eye to alleviate the burning.
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-04
His chocolate star is one big hemorrhoid.
1 BussySundae 2018-01-04
Overcooked beef. This is important for reasons relating to colon cancer, although the beeflover in me screams that its a greater crime to ruin such wonderful, flavorful food.
1 shallowm 2018-01-04
I don't think so:
I don't think this applies to him, just to employees (Trump is more like the boss, I guess), but if it did, Trump could still shitpost from his phone issued by the government.
1 Rith2 2018-01-04
If they take trumps phone away Iโll be legit buttmad because the lack of incoherent bullshit
1 TFWnoLTR 2018-01-04
Its not like he wont be able to tweet on his govt phone.