Daddy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ bans phones ๐Ÿ“ฑ at the white house ๐Ÿ ! Will he get three scoops tonight?! Why am I being this retarded in the title? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!

34  2018-01-04 by PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS

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You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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you have got to be an alt for /u/ed_butteredtoast

I hate hairless cats. More proof that God hates us. Especially old people lmao.

I wish I was.

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Yes?

On this special occasion we are all /u/Ed_ButteredToast

Heโ€™s not answering so heโ€™s probably in class right now

Thatโ€™s never stopped me from posting here

Shocking that >1 person think Trump is an idiot.

yo /u/ed_butteredtoast someone from Mommy Defense Force has gone off script.

u/Wilfs you're supposed to stick with MUH RUSSIA

I don't understand what you're trying to say but I defend to the death your right to say it.

Aren't we all being spied on

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White House chief of staff John Kelly imposed the ban, citing security concerns. President Donald Trump has repeatedly complained about press leaks since taking office, but aides said the change isnโ€™t connected to concerns about unauthorized disclosures to news organizations

Is Kelly taking away Donnie's phone too? No more 4 am shitposts from the shitter?

Oh man, I didn't even consider that aspect of his shitposting. Think about the foul stench that must emanate from his ancient plumbing, fed on a diet of carbs, beef, and anger. I bet Daddy has to put Bag Balm on his brown eye to alleviate the burning.

His chocolate star is one big hemorrhoid.

fed on a diet of carbs, beef, and anger

Overcooked beef. This is important for reasons relating to colon cancer, although the beeflover in me screams that its a greater crime to ruin such wonderful, flavorful food.

I don't think so:

The White House is banning its employees from using personal mobile phones while at work in the West Wing, despite concerns among some staffers that theyโ€™ll be cut off from children and other relatives trying to reach them.

โ€œThe security and integrity of the technology systems at the White House is a top priority for the Trump administration and therefore starting next week the use of all personal devices for both guests and staff will no longer be allowed in the West Wing,โ€ press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said in a statement Thursday. โ€œStaff will be able to conduct business on their government-issued devices and continue working hard on behalf of the American people.โ€

White House chief of staff John Kelly imposed the ban, citing security concerns. President Donald Trump has repeatedly complained about press leaks since taking office, but aides said the change isnโ€™t connected to concerns about unauthorized disclosures to news organizations.

There are too many devices connected to the White House wireless network, and personal phones arenโ€™t as secure as those issued by the federal government, said an official who spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss an internal White House matter.

Aides who opposed the ban said they cannot use their work phones for personal use, and that work phones canโ€™t accommodate texting. They believe the ban will be a hardship because texting is often the easiest way for their families to reach them in the middle of a busy day of meetings.

I don't think this applies to him, just to employees (Trump is more like the boss, I guess), but if it did, Trump could still shitpost from his phone issued by the government.

If they take trumps phone away Iโ€™ll be legit buttmad because the lack of incoherent bullshit

Its not like he wont be able to tweet on his govt phone.