This is your brain on Christian conservatism.

2  2018-01-05 by [deleted]

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43 comments

1  NardDogAndy 2018-01-05

/u/awkwardtheturtle show us your all seeing bussy

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

/u/Bucks2001 why are you so fragile? Le plebbit is what concerns you? Fucking lol

Paging /u/The_Reason_Trump_Won (the real reason)

1  NardDogAndy 2018-01-05

/u/Bucks2001

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

Thanks for correcting the ping

1  NardDogAndy 2018-01-05

Wouldn't want to miss out on a lolcow

1  awkwardtheturtle 2018-01-05

I'm sorry, but Soros forbids his employees from bussyposting. Sad, to be sure, but it's a small price to pay considering all the (((benefits))).

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

You're gonna be crying when dramacoin gets going and we're all billionaires ๐Ÿ˜Ž

1  WRXSTIGC8 2018-01-05

No? You know what? Just go away.

Every time someone posts a picture, a gif, a video, a screenshot, or just anything really that involves some kind of "corporate" thing - A video game, a logo, or probably just even the town hall of a city given how overboard you dummies go, you have to /r/HailCorporate it.

I'm done. I've had enough. You can't just spam /r/HailCorporate and expect an upvote. You can't just be like "dude, you're playing a game?" and post /r/HailCorporate. You just can't.

I doubt you even work for corporate given how against them you are. You live in a cardboard box, typing on your CrapBook Pro, feeling good about yourself because you think you just "called someone else out" for being a corporate shrill.

Just who do you think you are? Some epic 12-year-old on the internet with le cool fedora posting about how "corporate shrill hails this, corporate shrill hails that?" Well, I've got news for you. You aren't anything. You aren't epic, you aren't a 12-year-old, and your fedora certainly isn't le cool.

I hope in time you will learn that not everybody and everything is a corporate shrill.

1  awkwardtheturtle 2018-01-05

No? You know what? Just go away.

Every time someone posts a heart felt rant that speaks 100% truth, you have to /r/copypasta it.

I'm done. I've had enough. You can't just spam /r/copypasta and expect an upvote. You can't just be like "dude, you're playing a meme?" and post /r/copypasta. You just can't.

I doubt you even work to create copypasta's given how against them you are. You live in a regular house, typing on your average computer, feeling good about yourself because you think you just "called someone else out" for being a copypaster

Just who do you think you are? Some epic 12-year-old on the internet with le cool fedora posting about "copypasta this, copypasta that?" Well, I've got news for you. You aren't anything. You aren't epic, you aren't a 12-year-old, and your fedora certainly isn't le cool.

I hope in time you will learn that not everybody is a copypaster and not everything is a copypasta.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

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1  awkwardtheturtle 2018-01-05

I was using the urinals at my gym i usually dont use them but since some retards decided to crap all over the seats and floor of the stalls i was forced to use them. Main reason is because im a really nervous pisser and i like the comfort of my own closed off space.

So i was happily peeing away when some guy came up and started to use the urinal next to me. At this time my piss flow completely stopped and i was trying ever so hard to get it back, trying to fill my head with happy thoughts. The guy turned to look at me for a second and i panicked, my face started to turn red and i began to sweat. I dont know what came over me at that second but i turned to him - i looked at his face, then down at his penis...and then back at his face and then stupidly blurted out, "hey man, nice cock".

Being nervous makes you do stupid things, the guy gave me a weird and disgusted look and walked away. I had to cover my face as i walked out of my gym so the guy wouldnt notice me. I then went home and cried in my bed.

WTF IS WRONG WITH ME!

I dont know if i can ever go back to that gym again. Thinking off cancelling my membership.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

The wall is broken down into 3 stages for women. The first wall is at 17, when their irresistible fertility and beauty shows its first sign of decline. At 17 these women can be passed up and resisted if need be. Then they hit a big wall at 23 when they no longer have the tightness and sexiness that made them so amazingly beautiful during their most fertile years. Then after 23 it's a slow decline until about 29 when they start to develop smells that reflect how many men they've fucked, and or how many kids they have/abortions/diet/drugs, etc. You can tell how good a woman is by her smell. If she doesn't smell like you want to get on top of her and suck on her neck and taste her saliva, then she is not right for you. This is all natural and it's a shame that women fuck so much in their younger years without being locked in by a loving husband. Premarital sex damages women in the most severe way, and damages us men as well. If you fuck a woman you better marry her or if you're not in a position to marry her, bang a hooker or slut instead. We men must step up and use women properly and love them as we love ourselves. Women are meant to be guided and dominated in order for our children to be raised in a safe and healthy productive environment.

1  awkwardtheturtle 2018-01-05

Objectifying women is BAAAAAD. That's what these ultra-left socjus crybullies screech out. Don't talk about a woman's appearance, she's not just her body (Unless she's literally 400+ pounds, then she's BeAuTiFuL!!!). Don't reduce her to hot or not. She's there for her brain, for being a professional, not for you to gawk at.

But this man? Oh yeah, lets drool over him. Look how hot he is! He's just a thing we can look at and talk about how much we want to touch.

I mean for fucks sake, half the damn internet was talking about Justin Trudeau, the leader of an entire nation, and what was the subject? His policies, his plans, his words? Nope, his bubble butt.

But if you tried to talk about how Angela Merkel or Marine La Pen looked on Friday, they'd be the first on your doorstep with pitchforks and burning crosses.

Is it actually incomprehensible that both are equally distasteful? When you have a policy that is Do Unto Men That Would Horrify You To Have Men Do Unto Women, it paints your site and your position in an incredibly negative light. People like me who have been left for as long as I've been able to understand politics are put off by the groups of people who instead of advocating for equality in policy, advocate for vengeance and payback.

There are a lot of men of varying background who despise how women have been treated both historically and in the present. There are a lot of poor white people who absolutely despise how poor blacks are treated in this country and fully understand they've had it worse. There are a lot of straight people who despise how LGBT people are being treated to this day.

BUT US POOR WHITE STRAIGHT MEN ARE NOT THE FUCKING ENEMY!!

Men are not the enemy, All White People are not the enemy, All Straight People are not the enemy, hell not even all rich, wealthy, or moderately well off people are not the enemy.

You know who's been treating women , poor people, non-whites, and lgbt people like garbage in this country? The fuckers in power, the ultra-rich, the CEOs and bankers and investors, the career politicians (and the religious too, to be perfectly honest).

Notice who is not among those?

They write articles all the damn time about how there's only one possible opinion you can have towards minority groups and women, and if you don't follow the herd you get 'outed' as a fascist. This article we're talking about is overall a minor blip in the grand scheme but it represents a vast pattern of far-left hypocrisy and hate. Every day there's a new article about how I should feel ashamed for existing how I should feel guilty for what other whites have done, what other men have done, what other straight people and cis people have done. I'm not them, and spoiler alert, I can't change who I am (because that would invalidate your entire premise that being gay/trans is not a choice, hmmm)

I'm not going to prostrate myself before one of them and beg for forgiveness when I've done nothing wrong and the same wrongs being done unto them are being done unto me as well. I'm suffering from a shit housing market, from public schools going to shit, from living in a poor neighborhood that's getting worse, from a shit job market, from no college opportunities. I'm doing all I can every day to combat the issues that don't specifically affect my life but affect me as a human being, the lgbt issues, the racisim issues, the sexism issues.

Yet I've been called an ultra-right fascist nazi because just as I won't stand silent while the Right is doing something Wrong, I won't stand silent while someone who is ostensibly on my side is being both hypocritical and hateful towards me.

These sites are, whether intentional or not, ostracizing young white men by denigrating their very real issues and telling them to suck it up (by the bootstraps, sounds like a familiar saying, no?). They're silencing discussion and encouraging such forceful exclusion that such people simply check out of the entire political landscape. They become cynical and nihilist and all that social energy that is now being pent up gets turned right back around into hateful trolling, further perpetuating the issue.

So yeah, it's a goddamn small issue, this specific post. But it's representative of the larger picture.

And yes, I honest to god believe that entire fucking rant is perfectly obvious.

But go on, let me hear your side of it.

[eta]: I do think objectifying women is bad, if that wasn't clear. But I also think objectifying men is bad too and the belief that the latter doesn't exist or the former is somehow worse is simply wrong.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

Interesting reply. Yeah, by no means do I ever advocate for putting women or anyone on a pedestal. I see young hot women around me all the time, and I'd love to marry them, get them pregnant, and have a huge family. But the sad truth is that the western world is not set up for that. Playing and doing the family thing in the system I mean. We real men can go and do our own thing, but all women are owned by the government, and there's no way that a girl would ever leave such a good husband as the government. The government provides to women everything that they'd ever need. Food, water, shelter, medical care, and an endless supply of men to fuck without direct consequences; such as being put on the street, or losing their position in society. All of this is backed and supported of course by Mr. Average Joe Beta Faggot who works his ass off to provide women with all of their amenities. We real men are dangerous to women and girls because they can sense our attitude, that we are the boss, and we will make them earn their keep as nature intended. Women don't have the ability to reason and see that the government husbands that they have are really pieces of shit, and are setting them up for failure. Why go with men like us and have a lifetime adventure of a real life? Because it requires obedience and work and discipline. I don't blame women for doing what they're doing. I mean, why work and do what nature intended when you can sit around, eat, drink, take drugs, get attention all day every day, and have as much sex as you want with a myriad of hot men of their choosing?

1  awkwardtheturtle 2018-01-05

Bull fucking shit.

You are so full of it your eyes are brown.

I honestly don't know what i would do without booze. I need it to sleep and to calm down sometimes because i actually have to put up with fucking idiots like you and see you get away with spouting this shit and see all the other feminists, blue pill cucks and SJW's who control reddit enforcing your ridiculous bullshit as the truth.

The truth is that modern degenerate hook up culture has destroyed any chances beta males have for dating. Women are much happier screwing alpha males, popping out some bastards and getting welfare and making worthless beta chumps pay. Alpha fucks. Beta bucks.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

I have a fascination mainly with female dominance and female supremacy as a man, that's my core kink. But its not just a silly bdsm thing, I truly believe women should rule, men are terrible at running anything, granted this is for another reddit, but the scat fetish stems from my pleasure of making a woman happy.

I never engaged in the act but want to. I am of course afraid of being exposed in the act as well. I just view women as creators... They are lucky to be able to create a human being and pass on their DNA for the good of all humanity, since DNA is really a female force, males are just a mutation of the female fetus.

I love the idea of a woman, just standing above me and dropping a huge log or diarrhea explosion on my face or mouth. Women eating turns me on, they eat and assimilate the nutrients into those divine bodies and they shit out the remains after making the food a part of their DNA, I want those excrements all over my inferior male body so badly.

1  awkwardtheturtle 2018-01-05

So I fap 3-5 times per day over this chit, since about 13-14 years old.

It's like my brain is fukked to the point it associates pain on the same level as pleasure. Basically I have a femdom fetish called ballbusting where I like being kicked in the balls off chicks. Even chicks talking about it gets me off, I also enjoy their reactions if they find guys getting hit in the balls funny. Most shameful thing is I once paid a dominatrix $300 to kick and knee me in the balls for an hour srs. It's more common of a fetish than you think. How do I get rid of this curse? Last chick I banged I asked her to punch and squeeze my balls which she did, but then I asked her to step on my balls and she got freaked out, luckily I'll never see her again as it was on vacation.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

ื™ื•ืคื™ ืฉืœ ืื•ืจื’ื™ื•ืช (KNOW THE BEAUTY OF ORGIES)

The Hyperboreans and the One that they serve would deprive you of pleasure, they want to create their little Reich, that is what the Hyperboreans want and are trying to manipulate the esoteric hitlerists we see today to do. But they will never know the true pleasure of unrestrained passion and orgies. Not just the sexual, but the other forms of hedonism, the drugs, the words of power, the oblation to the Chosen People, the Jews. I am Jewish.But I am no exception, I have felt the true power of the flesh and the words and the cum and the shit on the cock and the ooo yes feel it now, I'll give you an example even I'm so nice so nice indeed let me put it out I know you're horny for it, right?

Actually you should blow your load whenever you have the chance to. That is what I have done and that is what true power really comes to.

There is magnificent power in the wealth of cum and of the act of cumming.

I have found that it is better to let it consume you, retaining it only hinders yourself and serves evil.

When I say evil I mean the moral busybodies who try to shame you for pleasure.

I engage in astral orgies practically every night where the possibilities are endless.

I've held orgies with many extraterrestrial and extradimensional entities alike.

ื”ืฉื‘ื— ืœืืœ

1  AliceInMindPalace 2018-01-05

Thanks for the promotion.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

Couldn't help looking and found this gem https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/7lu1j3/we_are_entering_a_new_age_george_washington_20/

Btw this is how trump looks IRL https://i.redd.it/pjx1x7z6z11z.jpg

Nothing like he is in Ben Garrison Cartoons lol

1  AliceInMindPalace 2018-01-05

https://i.imgur.com/pj4N0NB.png

1  Strictlybutters 2018-01-05

/u/Aliceinmindpalace

Try not to be a living stereotype of what I imagine ever retard is like that posts in T_D

[MMF] Lovely Dragons (dragoon86) https://www.reddit.com/r/yiff/comments/5ax4jj/mmf_lovely_dragons_dragoon86/

Whoโ€™s seen more gussy in their life, you or a partial birth abortion?

1  AliceInMindPalace 2018-01-05

Oh yes.. hope you enjoyed it.

1  Strictlybutters 2018-01-05

Nah not really tbh actual people are more my kink

1  PoorLilMarco 2018-01-05

What is it with furries either being hardcore tankies or dumbass alt-righters? Either way they shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion on normal-people issues.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

It's kinda weird his hair changes colors. Probably the lighting is all.

1  Bucks2001 2018-01-05

I only speak the truth.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

Mental illness can make you think that way lol. Cry harder about Reddit mods you whiny little bitch! Lmao. Projection projection and projection!

Just like your daddy https://i.imgur.com/gfECaK4.jpg

1  Queen_Jezza 2018-01-05

are you actually retarded

like are you honestly saying that leddit doesn't have a problem with powermods pushing their agenda?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

https://i.imgur.com/oBSuBnh.gif

Crying about le plebbit mods lmao. Hey /u/DigitalizedOrange??!! What's your agenda mate?! What about you /u/serialflamingo? ๐Ÿค”

1  Queen_Jezza 2018-01-05

are you actually retarded

i'll take that as a yes then

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

Implying you'd ever be convinced otherwise! Mate go cry more about le plebbit mods. I mod r/bleachedassholes. Take a look at the degeneracy i push.

"Evil Powermods" lmao. Sensitive af

1  serialflamingo 2018-01-05

I don't really have one.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

I'm on to you tho (ยฏ๏นƒยฏิ…)

1  rsashe1980 2018-01-05

You are a load that should have been swallowed. Promise you momma thinks that while dreaming of a REAL MAGA coc.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

My mom died a long time ago mate but yeah sure, pedes are the real alpha males. I mean look at this https://i.imgur.com/1omcPZw.jpg or this https://i.redd.it/pjx1x7z6z11z.jpg! SUCK ALPHA!!

1  swampdecrial 2018-01-05

A leftie talking about projection? That's rich. They teach you big words like that at leftie school?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

https://i.imgur.com/gfECaK4.jpg

And you guys talk about us being snowflakes. Makes you wonder (โŒโ–€อก ฬฏส–โ–€)

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

/u/neveryousay3 /u/starship_litterbox /u/aggressiveshitpost

1  starship_litterbox 2018-01-05

tee hee

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1  aggressiveshitpost 2018-01-05

I'm probably a latent homosexual, but I don't like buttsex enough to larp this much

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05

/u/TotesMessenger

1  Theantiantifa 2018-01-05

I see so much flaming, but havent read one single argument against this post being true. Because you know it is true, and you want to keep it that way. Its in the inherent nature of the collectivist.