Dr. Douglas Berger here! Just swinging by to talk about these allegations
52 2018-01-05 by DrDougberger
Now I am sure you have all heard about these nefarious allegations against me, and I am here to put a stop to them. I firmly believe that some of my more mentally ill patients are having troubles with their medications, and I urge you to seek them out and have them contact me for further treatment.
It is quite possible they need to come back for inpatient therapy, so also keep your distance from these deranged individuals. If you have any questions, you can contact me through my website. Domo Arigato!
32 comments
1 aggressiveshitpost 2018-01-05
Am I a homosexual if I want my anus to prolapse under the gargantuan pressure of a huge dick?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05
Not if the balls don't touch for longer than 5 seconds. But don't quote me on it.
1 DrDougberger 2018-01-05
Excellent question! I have reviewed your post history and run it past my nurses, and I can indeed confirm you are a homosexual. Best of luck!
1 Unfunny_Twat 2018-01-05
Too fake man, when trolling don't overdo it.
1 Col21miami 2018-01-05
A therapist with nurses? What do you need them for? YOU: “Nurse hand me the kleenex tissue stat, this patient’s eye is about to explode... in tears” NURSE: “Code red! code Red” Lmfao
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-05
Ayy bby got a cure for /u/jac983's mental deficiency?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05
/u/Chromebookbitches and /u/Imgur_Lurker too pls
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-05
But I like it when they get under your skin 😜
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05
What skin?haha yes!!1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-05
Ed confirmed to be just another creation of /u/justcool393
1 DrDougberger 2018-01-05
To all of your questions, I believe these individuals may exhibit lower levels of melanin, and this could lead to possibly negative behaviors.
1 xoiz 2018-01-05
Dr. Berger, you're so WOKE!
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-05
Aww you didn't ping me in that group. You don't think I'm a mental deficient? 😭😭
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05
No <3
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2018-01-05
🚨🚨🚨 ED IS GETTING WOKE 🚨🚨🚨
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05
Can you euthanize /u/feeepo? Pls?
1 DrDougberger 2018-01-05
I apologize, but my office does not handle such affairs.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05
Wow I knew you were a hack. You're a real doctor? Ok I'll ask something basic! Is there any relation of basal ganglia to timing and scaling functions of the human body? Purkinje cell and deep nuclear cell are functional units of which part of the brain?
1 Justinat0r 2018-01-05
You disgust me
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05
It's delicious 😋
1 Brutha37 2018-01-05
Fag
1 snappleteadrink 2018-01-05
What book did u read these ones from cunt
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05
It's what i study lol. Precisely? Physiology textbook by Guyton And Hall.
1 snappleteadrink 2018-01-05
You fucking study now? Weren't you supposed to be a neet, how many people they got on this account
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-05
27,487
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-05
Post bussy and then swing from an interstate overpass
1 toynbeeidea16 2018-01-05
Are you the same Dr Douglas Berger who sold me PCP as a depression cure? Because holy shit, it fucking worked!
1 Col21miami 2018-01-05
You’re just a shitty therapist. A complete narcissist that googles himself and tries to come clean about being a shitty doctor by blaming his patients. “A bad musician will blame his instrument.” That is what your doing. Rather than apologizing you’re threatening legal action and bullying your previous patients. I know another narcissist that does the same and his last name is Trump. I will give wind to the International Associated Press about this reddit... maybe you will become infamous!! Let’s see!!
1 T_Dumbsford-Is-Sexy 2018-01-05
I agree dude and that musician analogy was spot on. I'm completely shocked myself. How can a doctor do this? Have you reported him yet?
1 FlaccidFlamingo 2018-01-05
If I agree to have sexual intercourse with a woman who then pulls out a massive schlong, which I proceed to place in my anus, am I gay?
1 DragonSlayerYomre 2018-01-05
Can you write me a CII? I need that drug that starts with a D.
1 aliceunknown 2018-01-05
Front or back hole?
1 SuperShake66652 2018-01-05
Gussy or bussy?