Avoid parenthetical insults—they just diminish your authority. Throughout the post, you're best points seem to be lost in a sea of self-aggrandizement and scattershot thinking

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I was waiting for this quote to pop up.

Beautiful.

Lol Bannon cried

AND BANNON WEPT!

People died.

BEST
FUCKING
TIMELINE

Jesus christ he is triggered ''sloppy steve'' lmao what went on at those private dinners donny.

"alliteration makes the tards listen"

that's why why they call alitardslitenation

that is why they call it that

you get a gold star

sibilance not alliteration tbh

Wrong.

Nerd

Should have called him super sloppy seconds Steve

Triggered Trump can't attack someone without using the adjective-noun template.

Calling Ted Cruze the zodiac killer was pretty hilarious, the mistake was assuming trashtalking = government skills.

This is so unbelievable stupid for so many reasons... please... pick up a book. your comment is a mix of racism, historical ignorance, date fudging, misplaced causal connections and strawmaning. A work of art, really.

i think we got ourselves a new snapshillbot quote

I get everything else, but where is the racism?

Ted Cruz is Cuban and Trump is orange-American.

It's actually intentional and it works on fairly stupid people.

I've seen people talk about this before and it's pretty true.

Basically, with the rise of social media human language is regressing to a pre-book time period.

https://qz.com/965004/rhetoric-scholars-pinpoint-why-trumps-inarticulate-speaking-style-is-so-persuasive/

Here's another point of view on his language as well.

The worst is that he's already used Sloppy for Michael Moore. Daddy's worse than we feared. Can't even remember who he abuses in multiple contexts.

To be fair they are both very sloppy looking people in very similar ways.

If you're going to be the God emperor of the United States I'd prefer you to have a few more words in your vocabulary than Sloppy.

Personally I would have gone with Booze Binging Bannon.

Trump doesn't do two adjectives mate. Educate yourself.

Give him the benefit of the doubt: maybe he ran out of adjectives, only knowing 50 or so.

Someone get this man a Dr. Seuss book so he can expand his vocabulary!

Steve got the sloppy seconds for the Ivanka tag team

HE CRIED HIMSELF AWAKE THIS MORNING LMAO

 

....Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star.....

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/949618475877765120

 

....to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/949619270631256064

to President of the United States (on my first try).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_presidential_campaign,_2000

Donald Trump presidential campaign, 2000

Donald Trump's presidential campaign of 2000 for the nomination of the Reform Party began when real estate magnate Donald Trump of New York announced the creation of a presidential exploratory committee on the October 7, 1999 edition of Larry King Live. Though Trump had never held elected office, he was well known for his frequent comments on public affairs and business exploits as head of The Trump Organization. He had previously considered a presidential run in 1988 as a Republican, but chose not to run. For 2000, Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura persuaded Trump to seek the presidential nomination of the Reform Party, which was fracturing despite achieving ballot access and qualifying for matching funds as a result of the 1996 presidential campaign of businessman Ross Perot.

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lmao I love /r/The_Donald's reaction to this. Search bannon in there and all you see is praise. Even when Trump booted him, it was 4D chess and "Bannon is getting out to crush the media from the outside!"
Now it's "Bannon was always selfish", "He didn't have much influence in the election anyway!"

Not one bit of self-awareness.

Haha yeah those dummies what do they know!

I'm sure they know a lot, just not about the subject in question.

I expect only a very few people actually know about the subject in question. The rest of us are just making educated guesses.

Hard emphasis on that educated.

It doesn't take James Bond to figure out what's going on with Trump's administration. They're as gossipy as contestants on a reality TV show. Wonder why that is... 🤔🤔🤔

I actually read the new book, if even half the shit was true which it seemed to be shit is even more retarded in the white house than i thought.

shit is even more retarded in the white house than i thought.

did you ever expected to say this sentence in your lifetime?

They're as gossipy as contestants on a reality TV show.

Lmao @ Omarosa literally refused to leave the White House until Donald Trump personally fired her.

To be fair it takes a very high IQ to accept Daddy's cummies.

educated guesses.

Not sure you lot are capable of that.

They know that dearest daddy is always right and nobody had even heard of bannon before today anyways, who was he the coffee guy?

I thought Bannon was an evil white nazi supremacist frog?

Nah, he's a treasonous commie now

I can't have a serious conversation with a Drumphtard like you.

Hes clinton plant obviously, trump playing 3bussy chess

ewwww we don't need orange wrinkly bussy

Bannon looks like a living advertisement about the negative affects of abusing opiates. Of course ruralcucks hate him.

Opiates actually keep you looking kind of young. You may be thinking of meth.

Duh.

Just wait, they'll go back and retroactively delete any praise for Bannon. I'm pretty sure their mods have done that before when Trump flips on a subject lol

We are, and always have been, at war with Eastasia Steve Bannon.

Actually, in 1984 Winston's job was to edit old newspaper articles. In one scene, a guy is executed for treason so Winston has to edit him out of a past article praising him for loyalty and put a different name and picture in.

Oh God... This is real life now isn't it?

This is so unbelievable stupid for so many reasons... please... pick up a book. your comment is a mix of racism, historical ignorance, date fudging, misplaced causal connections and strawmaning. A work of art, really.

Another one or two paragraphs and you got yourself a decent pasta.

This is so unbelievable short for so many reasons... please... get a magnifying glass. your comment is a mix of brevity, concision, curtness, pithyness and sussinctness. A work of art, really.

They were the plucky underdog once. Now it's an actual personality cult.

Since FDR, American politics has become the cult of personality - with the notable exceptions of Truman and Ford, our two accidental presidents. Ironically, Truman was probably the best of the bunch.

If only they were as reasonable and rational as /r/politics subscribers.

Both subs pull the same bullshit, but at least /r/the_donald seems to have more fun while circlejerking.

Well yeah... I had a lot of fun when I was twelve too.

Nah

That's another type of unhinged; I swear I see the words "Reichstag fire" in every other article posted there

If trump ever does "Riechstag fire" us, which I really don't think is above him, we'll find out when he tweets out while he's mad at the tv for saying the fire is suspicious.

Forgot your /s I think

People's opinions change?

implying they actually have opinions

they just repeat whatever trump says on twitter

Their opinions only change when their daddy tells them what the new party line is.

We've always been at war with Eastasia Steve Bannon

The book must not be true because Trump says so.

Rillas on rillas. Rillas on rillas.

and the NYT and Salon and Business Insider and the author himself, but sure because Trump says it you don't believe.

The lack of self awareness is astonishing.

So Salon agrees. That's a negative of a negative for accuracy. Resulting in a positive.

Business Insider is a neutralish source.

NYT says its crap so it's negative for accuracy.

So let's do some maths. Add in Trump saying it's fake which probably means it's true. So that's a positive!

It is trueeeee

-1 (Salon) - 1 (NYT) = 0

So it's down to Trump.

r/theydidthemath

Convinced me

Funny how you political dick riders only use NYT as a source when it confirms your narrow minded viewpoints

Awww demented daddy is not the sun tzu you thought he was? What a shocker!!!

It is a fantastic read, you should try it. Well, you might need the audio book version, but, try it.

At what point does it stop being devils advocate and become an obsession with a "politician"

I mean you had a large group of libtards convinced that the gorilla channel is real.

There is a group obsessed with Trump, but it's not his supporters.

This is a palpable level of butthurt I love it

IT'S NOT TRUE IT'S NOT TRUE QUIT PICKING ON ME

Guh. Maybe child free is right.

We're all going to die and I can't stop laughing about it...

We're all going to die

This has always been true. Keep laughing, it's the only answer.

Well, we were always going to die. Only difference now is that is sooner and more exciting.

If I'm eventually going to kill myself anyway I might as well make sure I take down as many of you faggots with me.

Sloppy Steve Bannon, who cried when he got fired

He's deteriorating into elementary school insults here. How much worse can he get?

"""deteriorating"""

implying he hasn't been doing this for years

I swear he was still using middle school-level insults during the campaign. He's getting worse.

I'm 100% sure no elementary schooler ever uttered the word "sloppy", so you can chill now

Well, I think you're wrong.

Wrong. Wrong.

sloppy slimy eggs

Alzheimers is a progressive disease.

If he wins a second term he'll leave office at 79 years old.

inb4 ">if"

progressive

reee

no capital letters, only 3 e's

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He's always done elementary school insults, and for some reason they've always stuck. Sloppy Steve is one of his better ones, which means that by whatever bizarre new rules we're living by, Bannon is toast.

Dorky DayOfTheRake ur so dorky. Sad!

That's a decent Trump insult, but not a great one. You have the alliteration, but you don't have a good schoolyard insult to go with it.

He couldn't even be graceful in his reply to the book being published. Straight to 2nd grade

President of the United States and the GOP are on Twitter playing Mean Girls.

Love it! More, please!

SLOPPY STEVE IS A BACKSTABBING BITCH!!!

We've always been at war with Steve Bannon's hygiene.

🍦 Two Scoops, Two Daddy Parrots🍦

How anybody likes this man for any reason besides the memes is beyond me.

/u/eva_unit_hung explain your degeneracy

he mentioned the memes, what else would /r/drama want?

fuckin newfags

Some original god emperor copypasta duh.

is that not what this and every tweet of his is?

I wanted some cummies from you ya tard

oh cummie yourself

GEOTUS

>2018

>memes

Just kill me, friendo.

not using meme arrows correctly

You really don't deserve to live.

Meme arrows look like links on mobile. https://i.imgur.com/SLw7Vzn.gif

a honest to god mobile user

Guess who just made the hitlist. The world won't miss your copypastas.

Don't be so mean okay?

I think you made a mistake with your link dude, I’m clicking it but nothings coming up

Thanks for not giving me fake links all the time like these other assholes.

:3

But here we are.

Melania likes him for his money?

Holy shit...🤣

If Trump would tweet "No U" or "Not an argument next"

And https://i.imgur.com/HqxfoIc.gif

Did he say that at a podium? JFC. I mean, in my imagination this was at least when a reporter ambushed him and asked him a question when he didn't have his adderal going or whatever performance enhancing drugs he's on.

I don't know if PCP is a performance enhancing drug.

I admit I would gain respect for Trump if he stuck his hand in an open flame just to prove that he doesn't feel any pain.

M8 this was at one of the fucking presidential debates

He said it to Hillary during one of the debates.

Steve Bannon and Breitbart News are now going to win the "Most Dishonest and Corrupt Media Awards of the Year", in a sweep.

Whatta tweest!

ahahaha i hadnt thought about that, looking forward to monday for once

Assuming Trump even remembers that thing he said he was going to do a week ago

Shoulda went with Scuba Steve

sloppy steve bannon

vomits

What's wrong, don't you want his sloppy seconds?

Sloppy Steve!

SLOPPY STEVE

SLOPPY STEVE

This is not even funny anymore... Get your president some help.

lol

Oh look, another one of those serious posts the liberals here pretend to hate when it's about them...

DADDY DEFENSE FORCE, ASSEMBLE.

imagine actually thinking /r/drama is a left wing sub

Literally linking to Daddy's twitter = liberal agendaposting.

You seem upset, perhaps you need to lie down.

Oh no such a loss! You are such a valuable person to the world! If you fell off a cliff your family would totally not throw a party!

Imagine being so retarded everyday you have to wake up and justify whatever super retarded thing your god king does.

What an age we live in when the leader of the free world can speak openly like that!

Steve Bannon is a sloppabottomus.

I prefer sloppy bottoms sometimes.

I'm confused. If everything in this book is bullshit, then why is Donny so mad at Bannon?

Cause most of it is probably true

the same reason he got assmad when they threw out the dumbass russian prostitute piss thing.

all negative claims make him upsetti, unfounded or not.

I'd like to lose like that. Where do I sign up?