Urriytana's Farbandmalask: A ritual to greatly enhance orgasm on your own
הִתכּוֹנְנוּת (PREPARATION RITUAL)
Follow these instructions before you continue.
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Take a deep breathe, inhale deeply through your nose, exhale slowly through your mouth, repeat, repeat, repeat, done.
Absorb this literary sigil, read it thoroughly, do not skim
In proof of these things, and witnessing faithfully
are the Universe,
the Year of time, and Man himself,
the Microcosm.
He fixed these as testimonies of the Triad, the Heptad,
and the Dodecad;
the twelve constellations rulers of the world,
the Dragon (THELE)
Tali which environs the universe, and the microcosm, man.
תן לו להיות אמר תן לזה להיעשות לנצח נצחי עבור כל מה שבחי האל (LET IT BE SAID LET IT BE DONE FOREVER AND FOREVER FOR ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE PRAISE DEMIURGE PRAISE THE ARCHONS)
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Today I will be showing you a spell a ritual that can greatly increase the intensity and volume of your orgasm, regardless of gender, sex, orientation, and personal preferences. It is through a specific entity named Urriytana that such a ritual was divulged to me and given to me for the benefit of sharing it with you. It will connect you to true lust and to the true inorganic and to greatest pleasure that will defeat the moral busybodies who regulate our genitals and tell us to stifle ourselves.
Keep in mind that this is mainly geared towards a solo experience but you can do it with friends as well just have them do the steps along with you
This how the ritual must proceed. When you want to do the ritual take off all of your clothes all of them that aren't actively a part of what you need to survive and perceive. If you wear glasses hearing aids implants or contacts and need them to see keep them on they don't count. This also applies to biohacks.
Get yourself nice and relaxed roll your shoulders let your muscles be loose as can be make yourself comfortable in your proper nude form. Then begin to gently stimulate yourself. If you happen to have a cock gently cradle it in your fingers and squeeze and rub it a bit. If you have a puss gently finger it in the way you like. What is most important is that no matter what privates you have you gently do to them as you want just to sort of warm them up.
Now this is the juicy part where it gets good. It is time to gaze at the Seal of Farbandmalask. It will be the trigger for your orgasm and the conduit for its intensity.
Continue to gaze at it while you stimulate yourself as much as possible really feel the image give it all your attention. Begin to stimulate harder and harder with more passion more vigor as you gaze at the image. The mood will soon strike you and when it does begin to moan and jut your hips. Don't be afraid to do it loudly do it as it feels natural to you just act act on impulse don't regard the moral busybodies do you feel the pleasure within you this is only a taste.
Keep gazing at the image I guarantee you'll feel it if you've truly let go Urriytana should be moving through you now intensifying it all. You will soon cum but don't fee like you have to rush it just feel the pleasure feel what your experiencing feel Urriytana. Moan louder squeeze and rub as hard as you want. Keep gazing and let the image burn into your mind. If your nude and you have completely let go it will work this is easy.
When you do inevitably orgasm feel the energy flow through you the wave of immense and intense pleasure. Let yourself relax and the vibrations move through you. Take a deep breathe and let it out and once you are satisfied, give your thanks to Urriytana and to the Demiurge.
You are done and let it be done and let it be pleasure.
you should be ashamed of yourself you should not and i repeat you should not say the N word its very very wrong and you know it say that too me and i will have you killed stone dead i will find you you live so were in the US i will find you and kill you don't worry about that.
I don't even give a shit about youtube drama but I hope this family has a serious recessive disease that expresses itself soon. One where they expel their colons from their mouths or collapse into their own assholes or something.
"let's give children a bunch of money, minimal parenting and no accountability and see what the do as adults" is admittedly one of my unethical fun thought experiments
Jake Paul is ugly as fuck. He must fuck chicks in a bed covered in $100 bills and let them take home any that fall on the floor or something. No one would let that fuck them otherwise.
78 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-01-06
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1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-01-06
what a dumb n-word
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-06
Urriytana's Farbandmalask: A ritual to greatly enhance orgasm on your own
הִתכּוֹנְנוּת (PREPARATION RITUAL)
Follow these instructions before you continue.
_
Take a deep breathe, inhale deeply through your nose, exhale slowly through your mouth, repeat, repeat, repeat, done.
Absorb this literary sigil, read it thoroughly, do not skim
In proof of these things, and witnessing faithfully are the Universe, the Year of time, and Man himself, the Microcosm. He fixed these as testimonies of the Triad, the Heptad, and the Dodecad; the twelve constellations rulers of the world, the Dragon (THELE) Tali which environs the universe, and the microcosm, man.
תן לו להיות אמר תן לזה להיעשות לנצח נצחי עבור כל מה שבחי האל (LET IT BE SAID LET IT BE DONE FOREVER AND FOREVER FOR ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE PRAISE DEMIURGE PRAISE THE ARCHONS)
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Today I will be showing you a spell a ritual that can greatly increase the intensity and volume of your orgasm, regardless of gender, sex, orientation, and personal preferences. It is through a specific entity named Urriytana that such a ritual was divulged to me and given to me for the benefit of sharing it with you. It will connect you to true lust and to the true inorganic and to greatest pleasure that will defeat the moral busybodies who regulate our genitals and tell us to stifle ourselves.
Keep in mind that this is mainly geared towards a solo experience but you can do it with friends as well just have them do the steps along with you This how the ritual must proceed. When you want to do the ritual take off all of your clothes all of them that aren't actively a part of what you need to survive and perceive. If you wear glasses hearing aids implants or contacts and need them to see keep them on they don't count. This also applies to biohacks.
Get yourself nice and relaxed roll your shoulders let your muscles be loose as can be make yourself comfortable in your proper nude form. Then begin to gently stimulate yourself. If you happen to have a cock gently cradle it in your fingers and squeeze and rub it a bit. If you have a puss gently finger it in the way you like. What is most important is that no matter what privates you have you gently do to them as you want just to sort of warm them up.
Now this is the juicy part where it gets good. It is time to gaze at the Seal of Farbandmalask. It will be the trigger for your orgasm and the conduit for its intensity.
The Seal of Farbandmalask
https://i.imgur.com/1j66Q8J.jpg
This is the image.
Continue to gaze at it while you stimulate yourself as much as possible really feel the image give it all your attention. Begin to stimulate harder and harder with more passion more vigor as you gaze at the image. The mood will soon strike you and when it does begin to moan and jut your hips. Don't be afraid to do it loudly do it as it feels natural to you just act act on impulse don't regard the moral busybodies do you feel the pleasure within you this is only a taste.
Keep gazing at the image I guarantee you'll feel it if you've truly let go Urriytana should be moving through you now intensifying it all. You will soon cum but don't fee like you have to rush it just feel the pleasure feel what your experiencing feel Urriytana. Moan louder squeeze and rub as hard as you want. Keep gazing and let the image burn into your mind. If your nude and you have completely let go it will work this is easy.
When you do inevitably orgasm feel the energy flow through you the wave of immense and intense pleasure. Let yourself relax and the vibrations move through you. Take a deep breathe and let it out and once you are satisfied, give your thanks to Urriytana and to the Demiurge.
You are done and let it be done and let it be pleasure.
Amen.
אלף אורגזמות
1 WorldStarCroCop 2018-01-06
yea
1 AMannerings 2018-01-06
i came buckets
1 PURINBOYS2002 2018-01-06
gimme like 10 minutes
1 POZLOADS0 2018-01-06
I came and started farting.
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-01-06
A person can also externally massage their prostate on their taint just before they jizz while jerking it.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-01-06
This is my favorite wizard spell in dnd. I get it as soon as I can cast 6th level spells. Then the game gets dark and weird...
1 SpotNL 2018-01-06
Tfw jerking off to fucking squids.
1 Boostedkhazixstan 2018-01-06
the fuck is this
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-01-06
A ritual to enhance your orgasms. DUH!
1 fsdgfhk 2018-01-06
you should be ashamed of yourself you should not and i repeat you should not say the N word its very very wrong and you know it say that too me and i will have you killed stone dead i will find you you live so were in the US i will find you and kill you don't worry about that.
1 starship_litterbox 2018-01-06
My boy Logan got a running mate.
♲⚖☭PAUL/PAUL 2020☭☻⚔
1 better_bot 2018-01-06
That was honestly just depressing.
1 going_for_a_wank 2018-01-06
Not even in a heated gaming moment. He is done for.
Also, TIL Jake Paul is the type of N-word to wear socks while having sex (NSFW)
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2018-01-06
I don't even give a shit about youtube drama but I hope this family has a serious recessive disease that expresses itself soon. One where they expel their colons from their mouths or collapse into their own assholes or something.
1 Honk4Tits 2018-01-06
Controversy just equals more clicks equals more money equals more women with herpes from Paul.
1 wwaalleess 2018-01-06
Youtube drama is the gayest drama and anyone involved in it is 12.
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-01-06
NO UUUU
1 freet0 2018-01-06
be the bigger guy
1 cultish_alibi 2018-01-06
Wow, even the end of his 15 minutes of fame is bland and annoying.
1 JumbledFun 2018-01-06
Who knew the decline of western civilization would be so entertaining
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-06
Never trust people with two first names.
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-01-06
What about Rand Paul, who's got backwards names?
1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2018-01-06
Even less trustworthy.
1 Greatmambojambo 2018-01-06
luaP dnaR?
1 TMstan 2018-01-06
sounds like something a Sims character talking
1 potato4dawin 2018-01-06
Double negative so he's fine.
1 ricardogce 2018-01-06
Peter Gabriel's alright.
1 youcanteatbullets 2018-01-06
#NotAllPeopleWithTwoFirstNames
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-01-06
Peter Gabriel is clearly a furry degenerate
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1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2018-01-06
You are basically The worst bot ever. I just wanted you to know that I hate you.
1 hexane360 2018-01-06
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
1 terf_chiropractor 2018-01-06
What about Kendrick Lamar?
/u/YungSnuggie finna back my ass up or nah
1 LightUmbra 2018-01-06
His last name is Duckworth.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-06
An 8 day old account is mentioning /u/yungsnuggie?
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-01-06
who's that?
1 LadyVetinari 2018-01-06
The standard SRDine's token black friend
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2018-01-06
Did you need to ping a black person so that your opinions about hip hop will be valid
1 wolfsktaag 2018-01-06
no, he pinged a black guy because he needed help with his calculus homework
1 terf_chiropractor 2018-01-06
He's not black.
1 DrinkProfessionally 2018-01-06
fuck u too bud
1 j1l1l1 2018-01-06
What about Larry David?
1 LadyVetinari 2018-01-06
Do you want a jew joke? This is how you get a jew joke
That being said, praise Larry pbuh
1 poctakeover 2018-01-06
that’s like 50% of white people?
1 NH_NH_NH 2018-01-06
special shoutout to my nathans at /r/hiphopcirclejerk
1 drunk_child 2018-01-06
this family is like a retarded giving tree
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-01-06
It's like the Kardashians without the tits
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-06
fuck man that’s exactly it
1 r_juicyasians 2018-01-06
"let's give children a bunch of money, minimal parenting and no accountability and see what the do as adults" is admittedly one of my unethical fun thought experiments
1 poctakeover 2018-01-06
their iqs must be like 80? lol
1 Norci 2018-01-06
Wait, he's under fire for saying "nigga", in a rap song, of all the things?..
1 autistitron 2018-01-06
In 2018 you go to jail for that in most white countries.
1 xoiz 2018-01-06
Yes, (((white))) countries...
1 ricardogce 2018-01-06
Ssshh if it gets him to shut the fuck up for a little bit, let it slide.
First they came for the Pauls, and I did nothing, for I hated their fucking guts.
1 Pablopubes 2018-01-06
This isn't even a hard r situation? smdh
1 scatmunchies 2018-01-06
It’s ok, though - their cousin, Sean Paul, gave them a pass.
1 a_jill_sandwich 2018-01-06
Jake Paul is ugly as fuck. He must fuck chicks in a bed covered in $100 bills and let them take home any that fall on the floor or something. No one would let that fuck them otherwise.
1 serialflamingo 2018-01-06
The other one is uglier, but agreed.
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-06
no way that qt could hit my back walls any day of the week #LOGANG
1 ricardogce 2018-01-06
They both look like the Architect from Prometheus fucked a midwestern bar hag.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-01-06
Not wanting pound his bussy?
1 TimMemes 2018-01-06
Man you really must have a hard time getting laid you think average looking guys need to pay girls to have sex
1 a_jill_sandwich 2018-01-06
Please go and masturbate over a picture of Jake Paul on another sub. This one isn’t for you.
1 TimMemes 2018-01-06
I mean I’m not but you make it sound like getting laid is some huge challenge.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-01-06
mfw it's news some dumb white boy 'free-style rapped' using the N word.
1 Michelanvalo 2018-01-06
Is it even free style? I thought it was karaoke.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2018-01-06
Idk, just going from the news article. Not a chance in Hell I'd be seeking that out myself.
1 HyundaiElantra 2018-01-06
*in a song, using soft a, in an inoffensive way
1 captainpriapism 2018-01-06
ah man i was hoping it was a kramer style rant that would fuck his career but he was just rapping along to some shit
1 King_Drumpf 2018-01-06
The Pauls will be the first two mayos we send to the camps.
1 oreopocky 2018-01-06
really? They are going after him for repeating rap lyrics?
1 ahbslldud 2018-01-06
This nigga was literally just singing along to a rap? Cmon son how is this news.
1 wolfsktaag 2018-01-06
the internet decided this guy needs 15 minutes of hate
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-06
DO RAND NEXT
1 ffbtaw 2018-01-06
Fuck, their are two of them now? When did that happen.
1 MayorOfPieTown 2018-01-06
Only retarded niggers care about this.