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50  2018-01-06 by SlavophilesAnonymous

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That's not how normal pitbull ears look like, right?

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I hate pitbulls.

This is so unbelievable stupid for so many reasons... please... pick up a book. your comment is a mix of racism, historical ignorance, date fudging, misplaced causal connections and strawmaning. A work of art, really.

This is some high quality pasta. I'm guessing you make these post just so you can spam this lol.

You fuckers on reddit use pitbull hate as a dog whistle substitute for your hatred of the negroids.

I see right through it.

Around here, white trash low life tattooed pieces of shit use scum bag dogs like pitbulls to protect their drugs, abused women and look tough.

The only thing less trailer parky is the public vaping they are so fond of. Literal trash.

white trash low life tattooed pieces of shit

"what is white anyways, is Laurence fishburne white?"

you could still be describing negroids and mean white according to the top youtube scientists.

I like pitbulls but gas pitbull owners

In that case you should check out my subreddit over at /r/pitbullhate

Natural selection

Leaving the dindu of dog breeds alone with a helpless child

He wuz a gud boye

muh pibble dindu nuffin!

Fun fact - in Australia pit bulls were considered to be perfect child companion dogs, because they are fiercely protective, have a high pain tolerance, and will kill anything threatening in range.

And, of course pit bulls and criminals go together like peanut butter and jelly.

In Australia, a pit bull is probably less dangerous to children than most of the other animals around.

I thought the Bogans had bred their criminality out of themselves

They adopted a think veneer of civilization

Underneath, they're all slimy criminals each and every one

My boy is half dindu, and there's no way I would leave a pack of those things alone with a child.

That's because you're a shit dog trainer

Are your hemorrhoids acting up today?

Not since Cesar Millan taught me how to pick up bitches

Papi.

Do these pitbulls have cut off ears?

yeah it's called cropping, they're probably docked too (tails cut off) because retards who want to own TOUGH DOGS thinks it looks EXTRA TOUGH

You fuckers on reddit use pitbull hate as a dog whistle substitute for your hatred of the negroids.

I see right through it.

Qt doggos

I hope you are eaten by puppers in your sleep

/u/searingsky Here's a video of a lady who had her face eaten off by her qt pitbull doggo while she was sleeping. NSFL

I bet she was also against dog racism. :thinking:

Looks like that Pittie was a F A C E E A T I N G B O Y E

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No. Try again. F A C E E A T I N G B O Y E

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Maybe she just identifies as a Cacodemon?

cool im not gonna watch that tho

at least she's smiling through it all given what she went through

'Tis but a flesh wound.

I'm sure as fuck not clicking that link

Gore impedes our gentlemanly shitposting, take that to a less refined sub like r/subredditdrama or /r/happycowgifs

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Beautiful dogs, ugly human baby

They were voted ugliest dog of the worlds for the past 5 years.

This is so unbelievable stupid for so many reasons... please... pick up a book. your comment is a mix of racism, historical ignorance, date fudging, misplaced causal connections and strawmaning. A work of art, really.

this, tbh

no u

I dunno man bulldogs don't even have a snout

Nah Chinese Cresteds usually sweep the entire competition. If not a Chinese Crested then a Chinese Crested/Chihuahua mix. They did a Neapolitan Mastiff this year but there were like three even uglier Chinese Cresteds.

These dogs are so hideous they should be awarded the title of honorary cats

This is so unbelievable stupid for so many reasons... please... pick up a book. your comment is a mix of racism, historical ignorance, date fudging, misplaced causal connections and strawmaning. A work of art, really.

I'm not saying pit bulls are killing machines, I'm just saying that no other breed requires the same level of bumper stickers and facebook posts.

<-------------- Cute - Tough scale

I love dogs but I have been around enough that large that even if they are completely docile they aren't the most graceful of creatures.

My old roommate had a pit that would "play" by waiting until you were sitting on the couch and then doing a sort of body check thing. He was really sweet though and you could just grab him and throw him back across the room.

Yeah my ex had two. One was closer to the bully type but still more regular pit bull and he was deaf. He was the friendliest thing but a 100 lb + dog who can't hear and thinks it's a lap dog is not a great combination.

He was sizing you up for weaknesses

They aren't especially large, those are mid-sized dogs. But yeah, not the most graceful breed - or species. There is a saving grace that most tend to be instinctively careful with babies - including human ones.

Doggy defense squad at the ready to ensure everyone knows that Pitbulls are harmless angels!

Call child services

I thought the problems with Pitts was that they weren’t more aggressive it’s that they’re dumb and won’t let go to what they’re clamped onto cuz bullfighting lmao