This is just a genius and stable tactic by Daddy. He knows that he has the country on the edge of their seat in anticipation of the Daddy Award Show and he knows that he can generate even more hype by keeping us in suspense. Daddy is such a remarkable businessman. This is everything I hoped for and more when I cast my ballot for him in 2016.
jesus the lapdogs in the replies are even worse. Imagine spending all day retweeting memes about fake news and trump and cnn. Like how could you be happy
"The interest in, and importance of, these awards is far greater than anyone could have anticipated!" I bet this crazy old fuck loves the smell of his own farts. Say what you will about eugenics but if it had remained in place there probably would be a lot less people agreeing with him in the replies.
Folks, read between the lines. The importance is far greater? This is a clear and precise tweet.
I know that laughing at T_D posters is like finding amusement in real life window licking, actual-tards, but c'mon guys. The words "clear and precise" fundamentally cannot describe any single tweet from @realDonaldTrump. Donnie just don't got the brain smarts to rite that good.
George R R Martin would not make Trump any more productive (it has been six fucking years, George), but Trump would learn that it was totally fine to rape his own daughter if he has enough dragons.
In other news, Trump has abandoned all other policies until NASA finds him a dragon.
On some level it's kind of inspirational. No matter how damaged and disfunctional you are, you too can be President. Assuming your daddy left you a real estate empire.
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1 stevemisor 2018-01-07
Having to balance if Bannon or CNN's BETRAYAL was worse is hard work for even STABLE GENIUSES
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-07
If there's one thing I can relate to as a fellow genius: don't let anyone else know that you are a genius, because they won't get it:(
1 Going_up_the_Country 2018-01-07
Yes, I just read a recent paper on that in the New England Journal of Betrayals and Fakery.
1 nqtbty 2018-01-07
This is just a genius and stable tactic by Daddy. He knows that he has the country on the edge of their seat in anticipation of the Daddy Award Show and he knows that he can generate even more hype by keeping us in suspense. Daddy is such a remarkable businessman. This is everything I hoped for and more when I cast my ballot for him in 2016.
1 starship_litterbox 2018-01-07
I'll be there, December 8th right?
1 IsADragon 2018-01-07
4D chess, I'm already buying an American made hat to support this. It's a real win tbh.
1 shitpost953 2018-01-07
#
stronggeniusandstable1 Matues49 2018-01-07
Be understanding pls. He has probably put more work & attention on this than he did on the healthcare bill.
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-01-07
So, any work and attention?
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-01-07
Both documents probably have an equal amount of McDonald's grease stains on them.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-01-07
Only fatties drink Diet Coke btw
1 loperetti 2018-01-07
Diet coke tastes better
1 j1l1l1 2018-01-07
I have never known a thin person who inhaled McDonalds food every day.
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-07
I used to be thin.
1 ikitomi 2018-01-07
I have, but the said couple only ever got breakfast or just fries so maybe that's only drinking?
1 Singulaire 2018-01-07
Daddy's new years resolution is to put more effort into his work this year. He put in 2 hours of effort. Resolution accomplished.
1 Prysorra 2018-01-07
I'm guessing that Jake Tapper wanted Daddy's attention.
1 ay_what_up2 2018-01-07
jesus the lapdogs in the replies are even worse. Imagine spending all day retweeting memes about fake news and trump and cnn. Like how could you be happy
1 hellohello1992 2018-01-07
Imagine spending all day commenting on dramatic memes about a shitty website. Like how could you be happy
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2018-01-07
The bussy keeps the morale up
1 Protect_Me 2018-01-07
I'm not you fucking mong
1 Trumpsfatrolls 2018-01-07
I’m not happy.
1 bantz_enjoyer 2018-01-07
Pls Daddy, I can't wait for much longer!😢😢😢
1 NardDogAndy 2018-01-07
Most entertaining President ever. It's all down hill once he's out of office. Unless we get President Kanye.
1 icefourthirtythree 2018-01-07
President The Rock 2020
1 starship_litterbox 2018-01-07
☏☕☣LOGAN PAUL 2020☪☃☊
☏☕☣LOGAN PAUL 2020☪☃☊
☏☕☣LOGAN PAUL 2020☪☃☊
1 cunnus_maximus 2018-01-07
Dab on the democrats
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-07
2020: The 4 prez, Kid 4 vice.
Vote Rocks!
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-01-07
Wait until Shkrelli.
1 youcanteatbullets 2018-01-07
Kanye West 2020
Oliver North 2024
Bobby East 2028
George South 2032
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-07
Patrick Weast for Life
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-01-07
Shoot Myself 2036
1 Assy-McGee 2018-01-07
oh shit I didn't know there was a trumpparrot
1 NardDogAndy 2018-01-07
There's a lot of parrots you don't know about . I'm in the parrot illuminati.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-01-07
thank god I have the CSS off
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-07
i just dug em up in the inspector
1 NardDogAndy 2018-01-07
I know why the caged party parrot sings.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-01-07
DADDY PARROT!!!!!!
1 FedaykinShallowGrave 2018-01-07
Kimmy > Melania
1 Rkc69420 2018-01-07
https://m.imgur.com/knQ9Egi?r
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2018-01-07
"The interest in, and importance of, these awards is far greater than anyone could have anticipated!" I bet this crazy old fuck loves the smell of his own farts. Say what you will about eugenics but if it had remained in place there probably would be a lot less people agreeing with him in the replies.
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-07
you say that like eugenics actually worked in human practice, and didn’t produce a bunch of inbred retards
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2018-01-07
Yeah you are right but I was just being 2edgey4you. I mean Trump's uncle was a professor at MIT and Trump is as dumb as yeast.
1 former_Democrat 2018-01-07
Science says that you most likely also love the smell of your own farts, and if you don't, there might be something wrong with you.
:P
1 clock_watcher 2018-01-07
Top comment in the T_D thread about this:
I know that laughing at T_D posters is like finding amusement in real life window licking, actual-tards, but c'mon guys. The words "clear and precise" fundamentally cannot describe any single tweet from @realDonaldTrump. Donnie just don't got the brain smarts to rite that good.
1 godofdae 2018-01-07
I just want to see what the trophies for winning it look like.
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-07
🏆
1 SensitiveArtist69 2018-01-07
covfefe
1 Ayylmao11023 2018-01-07
is fucking guy needs to chill the fuck out with twitter.
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-07
Do you know where you are?
Ur in /r/drama, bby
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-01-07
He really doesn't. This is by far the most entertaining presidency ever.
If anyone ever takes away Trump's smartphone I hope he stands on the roof of the White House portico and shouts through a loudhailer at passers by.
He absolutely would do that too...
1 Ragefan66 2018-01-07
Bless the unithed thathes
1 boyoyoyoyong 2018-01-07
This is the most anticipated awards show of the year
1 NH_NH_NH 2018-01-07
As a non-american, i must say i find his presidency pretty amusing, especially some of his tweets.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-01-07
His presidency? Funny as fuck.
His following of cancerous lap dogs that can't stop shitting up the internet with seriousposting? Die in a mass shooting please.
1 ReBurnInator 2018-01-07
Everyone who replies to his Twitter is a person the world would be better off without.
1 NH_NH_NH 2018-01-07
this 100%
1 OniTan 2018-01-07
They will be held on top of the wall.
1 UnluckyImp22 2018-01-07
Is there going to be like an awards show for this? Who's hosting? Or will it just be some shitty tweets?
1 nonplussed__ 2018-01-07
yeah like i almost thought he was kidding the first time cuz i can't particularly imagine what the actual show would be... what are the categories?
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-01-07
Fake news
Fakest news
Fakerest'ed news
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-01-07
Landslide victory for Fox and Friends.
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-07
it’s just a single trophy, like the Peace Prize
1 youcanteatbullets 2018-01-07
This one
1 Hemingwavy 2018-01-07
It's at the White House. Dress code is smear your shit on yourself.
1 fsdgfhk 2018-01-07
Scott Baio. And Ted Nugent.
1 freet0 2018-01-07
Thank god a president finally focusing on the important things instead of that bullshit "budget" shit they always get hung up on.
1 wwaalleess 2018-01-07
The importance of these awards can't be overstated. CNN will have to claim this award whenever they are mentioned.
"CNN, the Fakest News."
1 Singulaire 2018-01-07
In unrelated news, it's been announced that George R. R. Martin has accepted a position as Trump's newest advisor.
1 ComedicSans 2018-01-07
George R R Martin would not make Trump any more productive (it has been six fucking years, George), but Trump would learn that it was totally fine to rape his own daughter if he has enough dragons.
In other news, Trump has abandoned all other policies until NASA finds him a dragon.
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-07
dammit, the one time i expect him to follow through
1 aliceunknown 2018-01-07
Oh noes, I hate waiting. ;_;
1 Shalabadoo 2018-01-07
This dude is so fucking salty that he's not gonna be invited to award shows anymore lol
1 Hemingwavy 2018-01-07
On some level it's kind of inspirational. No matter how damaged and disfunctional you are, you too can be President. Assuming your daddy left you a real estate empire.
1 Tarrock 2018-01-07
Damn, was going to be the highlight of my Monday