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This video is even better than the downvoted to oblivion comment.

Play it in a faster speed for extra comedic effect.

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I sure do

It's not really the sentiment that's funny but the idea that this hypothetical event wouldn't serve as a "guns protect people from mass shootings," kind of thing. Even if the shooter was in a window you'd still have hundreds of rednecks with ears and rifles who shoot things as a hobby.

Remember in the Vegas shooting, there was that guy on a lower floor with the flashing light and everyone said it was a gun? But then, it turned out to just be a guy with a strobe light, a mountain of cocaine, and a bunch whores - yeah, that guy would have been shot to fuck.

Wouldn't really have been that much of a loss, tbh.

There's worse ways to go out than partying so hard people think you're a spree killer.

It would prove everybody having guns make shit worse

well if sending a bunch of armed rednecks into a panic actually gets the situation under control, then sure

i mean, the principle usually applies when it's like, a robbery or something, maybe it'd apply to mass shootings too

https://i.imgur.com/7bAPTRO.jpg

The flag doesn't represent the government u dingus

what yes it does

it stands for our gummint, our military and our Olympic teams

United States sure sounds like a government.

That would be the funniest thing ever.

would bang

It's all fun and games until she tries to stick granola in your bussy.

quit turning me on.

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Gun drama is super serious business on the internet. Lots of losers think they will be a hero one day so might as well let everyone own guns. Same folks don't want taxes on the rich because they are gonna win the lottery as well.

Why does ShariaBlue always sound like it is running on some really euphoric software from 2003?

Why do retards always sound like they are retards?

Euphoric, mah nigga!

Have you heard of the savings-investment identity?

Nope, but reading the wikipedia for it reminded me that I am not a clever man.

Basically, savings, if they are not directly invested, will be put in banks and loaned out. Thus all savings are investments. Investments ultimately cause the economy to grow in the long term.

Dude, I'm not a commie. I just believe in a progressive tax structure. I am all for individual and national fiscal responsibility but I am of the opinion that you need spending to drive demand. Taxing the shit out of the middle class and giving tax breaks to the wealthiest doesn't do that. Regardless you should should invest everything in bitcoin or tulips.

1. If you just raise demand the GDP will regress to the mean in the long run, as well as raise prices. Positive demand shocks are a necessity only if you're dealing with a recession or something of the ilk. That's the main problem with the tax bill; it injects money into everybody's wallets (except rich people in blue states, lol) at a time when the economy is already doing well and might facilitate a bubble. They probably should have just lowered corporate taxes and not done anything with the personal code except for eliminating the mortgage interest deduction.

2. I love the edit

Yeah, that makes sense. I didn't study economics so I just have a layman's grasp. I still think we should eat the rich though

Rich people have a much higher Marginal Propensity to Save than poor people, that is, if they get a dollar they'll put more of it in the bank. And savings = investments.

Yeah, that seems to working out really well for us in the first world. We should just eat the rich and revert to a shell based economy

Yeah, that seems to working out really well for us in the first world.

It is; that's why we're the first world.

That is why inequality is the highest since the gilded age and people are voting for crazy shit.

there are billions of unanswered prayers every day, and that's definitely going to be one of them.

What kind of a retard would try to shoot up the one place where everyone is guaranteed to have a gun?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Culwell_Center_attack

Deaths: 2 (both perpetrators)

I rest my case

Also lol at ISIS claiming responsibility for one guy getting shot in the ankle. Truly the west is trembling.

anti-nra BTFO

nah the NRA is still a bunch on morons, they're just morons who are excessively prepared for an active shooter scenario

To be fair, they got shot by police, not attendees.

Same idea though.. "let's try shooting up a venue that will be heavily guarded by a bunch of people with guns"

Someone who likes a challenge

i don't know it sounds like an awesome way to commit suecide.

would put the idea that all these people can easily identify who's a good guy with a gun and who's a bad guy with a gun before shit happens to the best test.

Ironic terror attack/mass shooting?! Drama would post no less than three posts.

On the plus side, when /u/pointmanzero snaps and kills a lot of people, absolutely no-one will be saying "oh he was such a nice kid, there weren't any signs he would do something like this".

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Please keep yourself safe so that others do not become unsafe.

Me too tbh

/u/worlds_best_nothing I’d say firebombing Dresden and Tokyo are about as close to attempting genocide that you can get....oh and dropping a nuclear bomb.

Man, every day the definition of genocide gets looser and looser.

Why don't we stick to the definitions: http://www.dictionary.com/browse/genocide

Comparing strategic bombing to the systematic and deliberate extermination of the Jews in concentration camps by the Nazi regime? I would love to hear your definition of genocide!

about as close