Boring.

TJ Miller a shit.

Lol@ "I really don't want to draw any undue attention towards him or his wife"

Not that I GAF about TJ Miller, but do security companies normally hire actual retards

Almost exclusively, /u/Zachums has been /u/snallygaster's personal mall cop.

I'm actually her "job monkey". Never insult me again by implying I'm any kind of cop.

But I can still call you a piggy, right?

Yeah sure.

They're the guys that are somehow too dumb to make it as actual cops.

So yes.

Yes they do, considering the job generally just consists of sitting and walking around.

I've managed operations in security years ago and yep I've dealt with people in their early twenties who couldn't unlock a computer by pressing ctrl + alt+ del or write a coherent sentence.

I worked security in college, and ime there are three types of security guards: those who enjoy wearing a uniform and having authority over others, those who are lazy and want a job where they can sit at a desk and do nothing all day, and those who are literally too retarded for any other job.

One time I spent half my shift trying to explain to the new guy what taxes were after he realized that money had been deducted from his cheque. Turns out he had never heard of income tax. And he was in his late 20s.

I know that I qualify for the first two, and the Dunning-Kruger effect probably accounts for the third. Sign me up!

Dunning-Kruger effect

hi /u/pizzashill

Dunning-Kruger effect

hi /u/pizzashill alt

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ur dumb

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So this is what untreated autism looks like, if put in comment form.

You do realize that if this gets back to Tj Miller your title will be former mall cop right?

tbf, that's probably better than "current mall cop".

I've worked in corporate security and met tons of celebrities and politicians, and had to scan their driver's licenses and take their pictures and stuff.

Never did I ever post them on the fucking internet. And most people in the security field have to sign NDAs, so good luck ever finding a job again if this gets out.

if this gets out

This was the whole comment posted as a reply to him (by the OP of this thread):

This is already too much to be posting online, it's a huge invasion of privacy for the security company to be posting images and information about residents on social media.

You are not trustworthy.

I am screenshotting this whole post and sending it to the video monitoring companies listed on google. They don't need a blabbermouth spying on residents.

This account was created just for this comment, logging off now.

That person fucked up.

Good, he's an idiot. If you can't even take being a fucking security guard seriously, a job where all you need is a pulse, you should have been aborted.

Lol just imagine this guy with a job of any significance, he'd be jailed for insider trading or fired for some kind of data privacy violation in a week.

Yeah, it's pretty unethical, dude. Imagine if your boss found this and even suspected it was you.

In my career in the past I've come across personal information for a minor celebrity or two. You know what I did about it? I thought "hm that's interesting" and then did absolutely nothing else. You're probably in the clear from a legal standpoint, but I'd make real damn sure nobody can connect your reddit account to you personally.

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Who the fuck is TJ Miller?

Star of the Emoji Movie. Known for his brilliant career choices

No wonder his fame has escaped my notice.

Come on, be fair. His top credit should be Silicon Valley, and he's great in that.

...which he quit at the height of its popularity, making sure to give a bunch of high profile interviews afterwards where he talked shit about the showrunners and his costars. Guy is a grade A fucking dumbass.

I didn't hear that. That sucks.

Yeah it caused major drama over at /r/SiliconValleyHBO. Arguably the show has started to decline, and the writers will eventually need to face the fact that they can't keep hitting reset on the plot at the end of every season, but Miller didn't give any indication that was why he was leaving. Basically he just decided he was too famous for the show.

Meanwhile Kumail Nanjani may well get an Oscar nod and he's not pulling this prima donna shit. The immigrant experience in a nutshell I guess.

An Oscar nod? I thought The Big Sick was just some rom com about why he only fucks white girls?

Are you suggesting that only good movies win Oscars?

That guy is exaggerating. He left and said he wanted to work on different projects. I think he produced some music and acted in a play or something like that. Leaving to do that kind of thing is about as far as you can get from leaving because you think you're too famous for the show. I don't know about any bridge burning but I'd be interested to see articles about it. He was pretty positive about it in the interview with him I read.

Was he ever good at anything else? Or was he just some stoner who was lucky enough to get a role in Silicon Valley playing himself?

The height of its popularity was season 2 and 3, which he was present for.

He was present for the entire show until he abruptly decided he was too good for it and left, burning every bridge along the way.

Woah, why are you talking as if you personally know the relationship between TJ Miller and the rest of the cast? You are just as informed as the next Hollywood gossip fan. Lets easy up on the assumptions of someone you have never met.

It was disingenuous to say he left at the height of the shows popularity, that is my point.

Because we all got this info from Notch, who knows the guy who plays Richard. Lurk more.

The fact you think that is credible sources is beyond sad. You have never met this person before.

I don't recall saying I personally knew anything. I'm going from the interviews he gave. Look up his Hollywood Reporter interview. Stop taking things so personally dude, goddamn.

Personally? I just think it is asinine that you think you know this individual well enough to talk about him this way only. Lady, you have never met this man before. Shut the fuck up.

To repeat myself, Crazy Person, you don't have to know someone personally when they have repeatedly given interviews with major publications where they act like a giant dick.

Find someone better to stan for than T.J. Miller. Have some fucking dignity.

You DO have to know someone personally before you can talk about their character.

You are watching an edited interview. I don't know how else to explain to you that you don't actually know anything about TJ Miller, you are watching the same E-Gossip show that everyone else watches. There is honestly no bigger sign of weak character than slandering another person you have never met.

There is honestly no bigger sign of weak character than slandering another person you have never met.

ahahahahahahahaha okay T.J. have a good one.

Lmao look at the delusions. I am not TJ Miller. You don’t know TJ Miller. How strange it is that you think it’s acceptable to judge someone you’ve never met. Good luck with all that hate inside you, don’t let it eat you up!

TJ pls

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''Is there actually going to be drama?''

I bet! Styxhexenhammer and Greg Johnson debate about ethno-nationalism. Do you approve?

Pulled a David Caruso, nice.

voice some shitty ball that doesn’t require you to act

get $$$

Poor career choice there lmao

Male Feminist - presumed to be armed and extremely dangerous. Do not approach, call for backup.

The cameraman from Cloverfield

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How is it mildly interesting anyway? Celebs live somewhere, so what?

What the fuck is a "TJ Miller"?