Crisco golem seriousposts all over the malnourished soyboys of /r/drama

4  2018-01-08 by Neil_Tzedakah

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Um, you forgot a period. Perhaps you'll have your first period next year.

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Imagine being this retarded

Why imagine when you can do?

This "Soyboy" meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it's just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn't force them down my throat either. I LOVE the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now maggot?