What are you waiting for? Invest today!

50  2018-01-09 by Ls777

18 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2018-01-09

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1  scatmunchies 2018-01-09

It says they’re giving money to suicide prevention, not promotion.

1  Chronicopia420 2018-01-09

Suicide prevention sounds like a terrible investment

1  ironicshitpostr 2018-01-09

Not if you own stock in video games, antidepressants and high-fructose corn syrup companies

1  westofthetracks 2018-01-09

suicide prevention

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1  HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-09

but... new currencies help propagate capitalism and as we are told over and over again by LSC, capitalism is why people die.

1  skivian 2018-01-09

Miscommunications like that are why I don't volunteer at the suicide hotline anymore.

1  Zozbot 2018-01-09

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1  Zozbot 2018-01-09

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1  Zozbot 2018-01-09

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1  AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-09

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1  UmbellateSaxhorn 2018-01-09

You can't lose

1  OnionBits 2018-01-09

Posting to /biz/ for attention

1  Rith2 2018-01-09

I’ll by two for /u/Masterlawlz for missing out on stickying this shitpost for himself

1  Redactor0 2018-01-09

I don't participate in get-rich-quick schemes unless they're promoted by /u/DarqWolff.

1  DarqWolff 2018-01-09

You're being sarcastic, but honestly I'm probably a pretty good judge of potential get-rich-quick schemes.

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