He was a relatively popular R&B singer about 15-20 years ago, probably best known for the song "Pony". I guess he's on Big Brother now, which might be slightly more relevant than him nowadays, but probably not by much.
Perfect! It'll take months to find your body and when they finally do, your family will be wracked with guilt for all of 5 minutes because they didn't even notice that whole time
I don't even think it's about left or right, or standing on any one principle. I think it's just a bunch of people who think it's fun to get offended and are going to say that nothing is progressive enough for them, so they're going to take the furthest "left", most progressive stance on any given issue without actually thinking it through, and without reconciling it with other stances they've taken already.
And this is coming from a dyed-in-the-wool, bleeding heart liberal progressive. I'm talking pro-welfare, anti-death penalty, pro-gay marriage, pro-trans rights, socialist, atheist, hippie dippie dude over here.
I mean, to a certain extent. Like, live how you want, dress how you want, call yourself whatever you want, surgically alter what you want, etc., more power to you, but your rights stop where mine begin. I do think that a trans person should disclose to a potential partner that they are trans. And I don't think that if I slip up and use the wrong pronoun it's a hate crime. If you correct me on it, I'll politely apologize and we can move on, but sorry, if you look and sound like a dude, but identify as something other than that, then I may accidentally refer to you as "he" in casual conversation. And don't call me cis-male. I'm just a male. Stop assaulting the language.
Also, just because someone might not be attracted to a MtF trans person, that doesn't make them transphobic in the least.
So, does all that mean I'm actually anti-trans rights? Some people would probably say so. But like I said, I consider myself progressive and liberal and forward thinking and accepting of differences, as long as the people with those differences are trying to trick people into thinking those aren't actually differences at all.
Well, yeah, that's one example of one group taking things too far, like I said. That doesn't mean anyone has to write off all of trans rights issues and say you're against trans rights if you disagree with this.
Just trying to figure out how you got from "pink vaginas don't represent all women" to "trannies are stealth rapists". You're clearly just trying to stir shit up. I wasn't even talking about "surprise dick", except for where I said someone being trans should be disclosed to a potential partner. You're just being intentionally nasty about it to get a reaction though.
See, again, you're trying to bait me into getting offended that you're saying "trannies are men". That wasn't what the discussion was actually about to begin with. I even agree with you on the point that trans-women are genetically male, and nothing can change that fact, just like a blonde woman who dyes her hair brown is not now suddenly a brunette. She's still a blonde, just with alterations. But whatever, she looks like a blonde, so I'll treat her like one, until it interferes with my own rights. Trans people (transwomen in this case) get the same treatment from me, right up until their desires limit my ability to express myself and live freely. They're not technically women, but if their secondary sex characteristics have been altered to the point that the appear female to me, then I'm going to call them by female pronouns without even thinking about it. But if you're 6'5" and built like a linebacker, then yeah, don't be shocked if I refer to you as "he" accidentally, especially with the knowledge that you are genetically a male.
I get what you're doing though, and I see your points. I just think there's a better way to go about it than intentionally trying to offend people.
It reminds me of the raucous laughter when Palin and then Romney predicted that Russia would be a geopolitical threat in the coming years; they were mocked on TV for months.
Fast forward to the left's position on Russia today.
This shit is so weird. I mean, Poe's Law and all but...you'd have been hard pressed to convince me even five years ago that there would be people who would be unironically aggrieved that someone doesn't wanna kiss someone he isn't attracted to. I'm not always sure that America doesn't deserve Trump, tbh.
Unfortunately this is just some internet mouthbreathers REEEing. We'll have to wait a bit longer for the State to enforce a national bussy identification system.
As a proud person of Italian descent, cultural appropriation is LITERALLY the only aspect to my culture and you are OPPRESSING me when you tell me I can't! We stole architecture and religion from the Greeks, spaghetti from the Chinese, more religion from the Middle Easterners, tomatoes from the Native Americans, and SHITLORDS LIKE YOU AREN'T GONNA STOP ME FROM CONTINUING TO APPROPRIATE CULTURE! REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
During the late republic and early empire there were a bunch of stodgy old aristocrats lamenting moral decline. Right before the western empire was irreversibly screwed, there were a few doomsayers, albeit not especially famous or popular.
Would be interesting reading but probably depressing. Maybe we get lucky and go through an empire stage. We've been too easy going over all, let's put that military spending to good use.
Yeah, no, that's not how shit works anymore. We don't need any more low skill labor, there's plenty of room in the U.S. for habitation, we have the world's most valuable agricultural region, and relevant commodities these days require working infrastructure and knowledge capital to extract. You can't just hand someone an axe or a pick and tell them to get to work. Fuck me for seriousposting in response to probable bullshit but sometimes I see things that are just too stupid to leave alone.
We can kidnap their professors and force our new workers to learn all sorts of stuff. With before and after healthy doses of indoctrination, of course.
We can make our own skilled labor, for the fields we want it be in.
Tell that to the farmers sneaking in unskilled illegal immigrants. We absolutely need more unskilled labor, the market demands it, idiots like you just want to plug your ears and pretend Joe ArtHistoryMajor is really gonna pick strawberries.
That is an example of a demand for cheaper unskilled labor, not unskilled labor in general. That's an entirely different discussion. Also, why are you going on about Art History Majors?
So you think if they eliminated minimum wage, that all the unemployed people born here would work picking tobacco or whatever and there'd be enough labor to satisfy demand?
why are you going on about Art History Majors?
General shitpost stereotype "unemployed person" I guess maybe "coal miner" would've been a better shitposty example.
So you think if they eliminated minimum wage, that all the unemployed people born here would work picking tobacco or whatever and there'd be enough labor to satisfy demand?
No, not really. Clearly there are a myriad of factors at play. My point was that we have plenty of unskilled labor. 60% of the country has no secondary education. Beside, this all started with a comment about 19th century style imperialism, which would still not be a good solution for the kind of unskilled labor we need.
You can't just hand someone an axe or a pick and tell them to get to work
Well I have three chests full of iron ore, a full suit of diamond armor and a pickaxe enchanted with Unbreakable III and Efficiency IV that proves you wrong.
I mean, America doesn't really need to since everyone consumes its media, its currency is the default standard, and its language is the lingua franca of the world
Except we pay those countries to lease that land and also promise military protection...so not, it really doesn’t look like an empire if you know what you’re talking about.
Due to lead poising, missing teeth, literal barbarian raids, constant uprising over religious temples and literal barbarian hordes, I think you are being a bit self important
"Water conducted through earthen pipes is more wholesome than that through lead; indeed that conveyed in lead must be injurious, because from it white lead [PbCO3, lead carbonate] is obtained, and this is said to be injurious to the human system. Hence, if what is generated from it is pernicious, there can be no doubt that itself cannot be a wholesome body. This may be verified by observing the workers in lead, who are of a pallid colour; for in casting lead, the fumes from it fixing on the different members, and daily burning them, destroy the vigour of the blood; water should therefore on no account be conducted in leaden pipes if we are desirous that it should be wholesome. That the flavour of that conveyed in earthen pipes is better, is shewn at our daily meals, for all those whose tables are furnished with silver vessels, nevertheless use those made of earth, from the purity of the flavour being preserved in them" (VIII.6.10-11).
The problem was that they used lead pots to store their cheap wine in, which the poor drank a lot of. Hence we have the FDA.
Considering it took longer for Rome to collapse than the US has even existed I'm not too worried
Fucking tards on reddit constantly banging on about the fall of Rome as though it was something that could be witnessed within a couple years. Read a book you illiterate chodes
I like to think that 1700 years ago, little Decimus was shitposting on IVchan about how he wanted populuscide and couldn't wait for the barbarians to invade
Why is it not "India tried to force a kiss on someone"? Because that's what happened. This is just blaming the victim because somebody involved in writing this likes India.
It's not illegal for me to not kiss someone when they demand I do, this isn't a fucking business buddy. Don't conflate your ethics with my bedroom business, the fucking republicans are already trying to insert themselves into every bedroom in America.
if I say i am not attracted by bald people, does this mean i hate them and i am "baldphobic"? no, i wouldnt hate or discrimante them, i am just not attracted, thats all
So what is a transphobe? Is there an actual definition beyond 'someone who doesn't give a shit whether some sjw likes doesn't like that they think a man who calls himself a woman isn't in fact a woman?
Oh wow I have a phobia of not calling something something that it isn't. How immoral.
Fucking christ, this is so dumb, i dont expect anyone to be open to dating intersex (although why not right, we are like hannah's song, the best of both worlds), its all preference right, this whole "if you dont date x then you are xist" shit is so dumb, you dont control who makes you hard or moist, or hard and moist
No, no I don't. And people have no fucking obligation to cater to others sensibilities most especially when it comes to their own interpersonal physical interactions.
What do you mean some very important people in my life are queer, why would you think I disagree with sexual preferences when I literally just said its everyone's right to decide what they find sexually stimulating to include their interpersonal physical interactions and what they consider arousing?
Can't say I get the relevance. I love my gay family member very much. And moreover I'm happy he's happy, I support his life choices and his sexual preference. I'll be at the wedding when the time comes.
That said, I stand by what I said. You can't force people to be attracted to you, and it isn't right to force other people into something they're not sexually ok with.
Saying a trans man should be treated equally is obvious, saying a straight man should be OK with fucking him and if he isn't he's homophobic is fucking retarded. Almost reminiscent of some pray the gay away reconditioning.
A gay guy refused to date me once. I think that means he has a phobia against women. Make him date me reddit! In fact, make all the guys who have refused to date me in the past go out with me. Why are they so hateful against women! Going to go force myself on them while accusing them of being bigoted against women.
302 comments
1 pvijay187 2018-01-09
His saddle's waiting
1 Strictlybutters 2018-01-09
He’s just a bachelor looking for a non trans partner
1 eelsify 2018-01-09
Someone who knows how to ride, and identifies with their sex assigned at birth.
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-09
he had to kiss random people? is he hosting Family Feud in the 70s?
1 Kuonji 2018-01-09
I sure hope so
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-09
wtf was that
1 babybopp 2018-01-09
https://youtu.be/aLJXYQ7a6XE
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-09
no
1 throwawayz9090909000 2018-01-09
yes
1 shaneoffline 2018-01-09
Total baller
1 shaneoffline 2018-01-09
wtf was that?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-09
A normal game show. No big deal really.
1 shaneoffline 2018-01-09
Agreed. Listen, she has a screen presence that we can't let go of. I've got 4 or 5 more game shows that she'd be perfect in.
1 [deleted] 2018-01-09
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1 FedoraWearingNegus 2018-01-09
he even starts the video by saying "loli"
1 TastesLikeAss 2018-01-09
i want to die
1 anubgek 2018-01-09
Did nobody fight this guy? I mean I wouldn't but I'm a puss
1 StevenGorefrost 2018-01-09
Why is he kissing Carl from the walking dead?
1 Mildad 2018-01-09
Dude's more creepy than Joe Biden.
1 Neon_needles 2018-01-09
AngryMTF_yellsatlesbian.txt
1 ay_what_up2 2018-01-09
I mean that makes sense to me but I still wouldn’t date a trans person
1 DodgeIvan 2018-01-09
Guess I'm transphobic. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1 andyfuckingkaufman 2018-01-09
Literally who?
1 imaginarycreatures 2018-01-09
He was a relatively popular R&B singer about 15-20 years ago, probably best known for the song "Pony". I guess he's on Big Brother now, which might be slightly more relevant than him nowadays, but probably not by much.
1 Wordshark 2018-01-09
What’s big brother?
1 ReBurnInator 2018-01-09
The Orwellian government
r/conspiracy
1 Wordshark 2018-01-09
Well, yeah. I assumed it was a show or something though, because they said “on big brother,” not “in” it
1 DayOfTheRake 2018-01-09
I'm like 60% sure you've heard this
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-09
I hadn't and I wish to have those minutes of my life back.
1 JumbledFun 2018-01-09
Well you being a teenager is confirmed then
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-09
Opposite, I'm an old guy who doesn't like what you whippersnappers listen to.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-09
Run off to Carousel, grandpa, maybe you'll win Renewal.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-09
Upvote for a Logan's Run reference.
1 Kuonji 2018-01-09
Fish, plankton, sea greens, and protein from the sea!
1 trelluf 2018-01-09
Think you might just be telling porkies mate.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-09
Why would I lie about being old as the reason I don't know a song?
1 trelluf 2018-01-09
You knew the song and just wanted to seem cool. I get it, happens to everyone. But now you've dug yourself into a tunnel you just can't get out of.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-09
Okey dokey artichokey.
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-01-09
yeah the only way he's old enough to not know the song, "Pony" by ginuwine is if he's literally 40/50 years old, or from another country
which in either case is serious grounds for safekeeping, asap
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-09
Have you never been to a strip club? That song is played at every strip club in the US at least once a day.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-09
The last time I went to a strip club was in 2001. When did that song come out?
1 wwyzzerdd 2018-01-09
'96.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-09
Welp, I missed it.
1 linguistbeats 2018-01-09
lol what you on about? This is a classic
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-09
No pony rides for you!
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-01-09
dude keep yourself safe please immediately
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-09
I'll go down to my bomb shelter right now.
1 ftylerr 2018-01-09
Perfect! It'll take months to find your body and when they finally do, your family will be wracked with guilt for all of 5 minutes because they didn't even notice that whole time
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-09
time to delete this account dude, this isnt a post you can come back from
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-01-09
Nah, I'm going to ride this account into the negative.
1 stevemisor 2018-01-09
What the fuck was that shit?
1 Zachums 2018-01-09
Geez, are the subscribers so young in here that they don't know a classic bone-zone anthem?
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-01-09
More like a bunch of mayos
1 VicisSubsisto 2018-01-09
Heard the opening bars in a Google Home commercial last year. Don't think I've heard it before that...
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-09
oh, that's what that is
i just knew it as "song to perform lapdances to"
1 VicisSubsisto 2018-01-09
No, Ginuwine.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-01-09
Reported for being mayo
1 andyfuckingkaufman 2018-01-09
I am a mustard and ketchup mixture you fucking lowlife 90’s R&B enthusiast
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-01-09
French mexican? What?
1 andyfuckingkaufman 2018-01-09
Hunt's and Heinz you condimentist son of a bitch.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2018-01-09
State enforced homosexuality came early.
1 -absolutego- 2018-01-09
Why is the nu-Left hellbent on proving every slippery slope argument Rush Limbaugh made in the 1990's correct?
1 pepperouchau 2018-01-09
I prefer "leftoids," thank you very much
1 take_a_dumpling 2018-01-09
i'm a fan of "soy left"
1 -absolutego- 2018-01-09
Or as the Chinese call it, Baizuo
1 IronComrade 2018-01-09
黄豆白左 has a good ring to it.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-09
Hmmm "soy lefty" kinda works better. I'd save "soy left" specifically for the Jill Stein crowd, so you can get the full "soy left green" pun in there.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-09
Salt-Left?
1 EarnestNoMeta 2018-01-09
ayyyy left-mao
1 StingAuer 2018-01-09
It's hard not to have salt when you're next to the oceans.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-09
Yuge if true
1 aenigme 2018-01-09
"Progs"
1 angel_bucks 2018-01-09
"Prague's"
1 Denny_Craine 2018-01-09
Hey I can't help that dairy gives me diarrhea
1 Cardaver 2018-01-09
ctrl-left for me
1 ActualButt 2018-01-09
I don't even think it's about left or right, or standing on any one principle. I think it's just a bunch of people who think it's fun to get offended and are going to say that nothing is progressive enough for them, so they're going to take the furthest "left", most progressive stance on any given issue without actually thinking it through, and without reconciling it with other stances they've taken already.
And this is coming from a dyed-in-the-wool, bleeding heart liberal progressive. I'm talking pro-welfare, anti-death penalty, pro-gay marriage, pro-trans rights, socialist, atheist, hippie dippie dude over here.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-09
Fuck trans rights IMO
1 ActualButt 2018-01-09
I mean, to a certain extent. Like, live how you want, dress how you want, call yourself whatever you want, surgically alter what you want, etc., more power to you, but your rights stop where mine begin. I do think that a trans person should disclose to a potential partner that they are trans. And I don't think that if I slip up and use the wrong pronoun it's a hate crime. If you correct me on it, I'll politely apologize and we can move on, but sorry, if you look and sound like a dude, but identify as something other than that, then I may accidentally refer to you as "he" in casual conversation. And don't call me cis-male. I'm just a male. Stop assaulting the language.
Also, just because someone might not be attracted to a MtF trans person, that doesn't make them transphobic in the least.
So, does all that mean I'm actually anti-trans rights? Some people would probably say so. But like I said, I consider myself progressive and liberal and forward thinking and accepting of differences, as long as the people with those differences are trying to trick people into thinking those aren't actually differences at all.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-09
Here is trans rights for you:
https://i.redd.it/mdnvp0ua0a901.png
1 ActualButt 2018-01-09
Well, yeah, that's one example of one group taking things too far, like I said. That doesn't mean anyone has to write off all of trans rights issues and say you're against trans rights if you disagree with this.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-09
Wrong. Trannies are stealth rapists.
1 ActualButt 2018-01-09
Ah, gotcha. You're trolling me. Should've realized it sooner. I'll see myself out of this exchange then.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-09
Not trolling at all. Trannies are men, and surprise dick is rape.
1 ActualButt 2018-01-09
Just trying to figure out how you got from "pink vaginas don't represent all women" to "trannies are stealth rapists". You're clearly just trying to stir shit up. I wasn't even talking about "surprise dick", except for where I said someone being trans should be disclosed to a potential partner. You're just being intentionally nasty about it to get a reaction though.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-09
Not all trannies agree (because they are rapists)
1 ActualButt 2018-01-09
That's not what you said before. You're still diverting the discussion. anyway.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-09
It doesn't matter what you think I said. Trannies are men, and that will not be changed by any words.
1 ActualButt 2018-01-09
See, again, you're trying to bait me into getting offended that you're saying "trannies are men". That wasn't what the discussion was actually about to begin with. I even agree with you on the point that trans-women are genetically male, and nothing can change that fact, just like a blonde woman who dyes her hair brown is not now suddenly a brunette. She's still a blonde, just with alterations. But whatever, she looks like a blonde, so I'll treat her like one, until it interferes with my own rights. Trans people (transwomen in this case) get the same treatment from me, right up until their desires limit my ability to express myself and live freely. They're not technically women, but if their secondary sex characteristics have been altered to the point that the appear female to me, then I'm going to call them by female pronouns without even thinking about it. But if you're 6'5" and built like a linebacker, then yeah, don't be shocked if I refer to you as "he" accidentally, especially with the knowledge that you are genetically a male.
I get what you're doing though, and I see your points. I just think there's a better way to go about it than intentionally trying to offend people.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-09
No bad tactics. Only bad targets.
1 HasAnArchmageFetish 2018-01-09
So you're saying that invisible rapist hentai is based on reality????? I'll make sure to abuse that super power in the future. :) )
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-09
Kurt Eichenwald, ladies and gentleman. Give him a big hand.
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1 ben_gardners_boat 2018-01-09
Just goes to show that, as always, Rush Limbaugh is much more intelligent than anyone on the Left.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-01-09
He was ahead of White America on the painkiller addiction, a trend setter one might say
1 asdjfweaiv 2018-01-09
He was way ahead on the obesity thing, too.
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-01-09
And the addiction thing.
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2018-01-09
And the sex with Dominican pool boys thing. Wait...is that a thing yet?
1 Lawgustmarck 2018-01-09
Soon. The pizza crowd will love that though.
1 LSU_Coonass 2018-01-09
This, but unironically
1 thro_way 2018-01-09
It reminds me of the raucous laughter when Palin and then Romney predicted that Russia would be a geopolitical threat in the coming years; they were mocked on TV for months.
Fast forward to the left's position on Russia today.
1 Awayfone 2018-01-09
i have fun saying 'the 1980s, they're now calling to ask for their foreign policy back '
1 9duce 2018-01-09
Damn lol, I completely forgot about that. You are beyond right regardless of how uneasy it is too admit.
1 uhuhuhu 2018-01-09
Now where's my fully automated luxury space communism?
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-01-09
I'd be happy to show you. First we need to take a little helicopter tour....
1 subpoutine 2018-01-09
Star Trek: Discovery?
1 pepperouchau 2018-01-09
They picked up the pace on that project so they could close it out and shift resources to the lagging mayocide
1 BellyCrawler 2018-01-09
This shit is so weird. I mean, Poe's Law and all but...you'd have been hard pressed to convince me even five years ago that there would be people who would be unironically aggrieved that someone doesn't wanna kiss someone he isn't attracted to. I'm not always sure that America doesn't deserve Trump, tbh.
1 plurpnslurp 2018-01-09
/u/the_reason_trump_won
1 OnionBits 2018-01-09
This but unironically
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-01-09
I don't think there's any question, we definitely deserve Trump.
1 FoxRedYellaJack 2018-01-09
Indeed. If he didn’t exist, we’d have to create him...
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-09
Unfortunately this is just some internet mouthbreathers REEEing. We'll have to wait a bit longer for the State to enforce a national bussy identification system.
1 JasonJewnova 2018-01-09
I'm still not gonna kiss you, I'll take the jail time.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-09
More into prison rape, eh?
1 JasonJewnova 2018-01-09
Nah I prefer to rape in the outside world, it's too easy in prison.
1 holy_black_on_a_popo 2018-01-09
Just a dude, dude.
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-01-09
Biological sex != gender, dipshit.
Now let me cut off my genitals so I can identify as the female sex.
1 holy_black_on_a_popo 2018-01-09
Is this what getting BTFO feels like?
My hole is moist and quivering. Fist me, Daddy!
1 PoorLilMarco 2018-01-09
Brebare that bussy for benetragion :DDDDD
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-09
ha i get it
it’s funny because she would prefer not to be called that
1 Matues49 2018-01-09
Big Brother is so painfully early 2000s.
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2018-01-09
just like ginuwine
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
I wonder if the Romans before the fall had the same feelings I am lately.
1 snappleteadrink 2018-01-09
While he sits with his mouth on the hose of drama a subreddit dedicated to showing the biggest tards possible
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
Leave SRD out of this.
1 mygoodpostingalt 2018-01-09
that'd be tardines
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-09
Call them what you will, they're still retarded
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-01-09
Rome had shitposts too, the few graffitti we have left are hilarious.
1 giroth 2018-01-09
The Pompeii ones are particularly good
Jokes on them, of course, because billions of tons of white hot ash would soon be raining down on them, and their graffiti
1 ____________13 2018-01-09
The brothel is the best. You can still see the 'menu' on the wall where you could point to what you wanted.
1 linguistbeats 2018-01-09
Not to mention rap battles with bars about fucking your enemies in the ass and face
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16
1 VicisSubsisto 2018-01-09
Now that's educational!
1 pepperouchau 2018-01-09
What feelings did the Romans have other than lust for young bussy?
1 Kodiak_Marmoset 2018-01-09
Lust for killing Germans. And Frenchmen. And Carthaginians.
And stealing Greek culture.
1 mattakasturty 2018-01-09
It's called appropriating, and it's worse than stealing.
1 ben_gardners_boat 2018-01-09
Found the virtue signaler
1 mattakasturty 2018-01-09
I'm going to appropriate you next.
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2018-01-09
I'm gonna appropriate your bussy
1 DistortedLines 2018-01-09
This may be the stupidest comment in this whole thread
1 bjt23 2018-01-09
As a proud person of Italian descent, cultural appropriation is LITERALLY the only aspect to my culture and you are OPPRESSING me when you tell me I can't! We stole architecture and religion from the Greeks, spaghetti from the Chinese, more religion from the Middle Easterners, tomatoes from the Native Americans, and SHITLORDS LIKE YOU AREN'T GONNA STOP ME FROM CONTINUING TO APPROPRIATE CULTURE! REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
1 CamberMacRorie 2018-01-09
I thought lusting for bussy was greek culture
1 Capricorgicorn 2018-01-09
Yeah, what do you think the Romans stole from Greek culture?
1 Delkseypoo 2018-01-09
Pretty much everything
1 niexx 2018-01-09
werent they all shitting themselves inside out from lead poisoning or something
1 slimabob 2018-01-09
Who wasn't back then tbh
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1 JumbledFun 2018-01-09
The only unease they were feeling was over finding their next young boy to fuck
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
Leave the Greeks out of this.
1 DayOfTheRake 2018-01-09
During the late republic and early empire there were a bunch of stodgy old aristocrats lamenting moral decline. Right before the western empire was irreversibly screwed, there were a few doomsayers, albeit not especially famous or popular.
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
Would be interesting reading but probably depressing. Maybe we get lucky and go through an empire stage. We've been too easy going over all, let's put that military spending to good use.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2018-01-09
We've pretty much been empire mode since FDR.
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
Screw economic, we need the local populations to fear our garrisons and only speak of us in whispers.
And not just when the boys go out drinking.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-01-09
Yeah, no, that's not how shit works anymore. We don't need any more low skill labor, there's plenty of room in the U.S. for habitation, we have the world's most valuable agricultural region, and relevant commodities these days require working infrastructure and knowledge capital to extract. You can't just hand someone an axe or a pick and tell them to get to work. Fuck me for seriousposting in response to probable bullshit but sometimes I see things that are just too stupid to leave alone.
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
I'm a dreamer.
1 TheJum 2018-01-09
We can kidnap their professors and force our new workers to learn all sorts of stuff. With before and after healthy doses of indoctrination, of course.
We can make our own skilled labor, for the fields we want it be in.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-01-09
We can't even get coal miners to learn other trades instead of sitting on their asses waiting for the coal industry to stop dying.
1 TheJum 2018-01-09
Those jobs will totally be coming back.
Daddy promised as much. And Daddy never lies.
1 bjt23 2018-01-09
Tell that to the farmers sneaking in unskilled illegal immigrants. We absolutely need more unskilled labor, the market demands it, idiots like you just want to plug your ears and pretend Joe ArtHistoryMajor is really gonna pick strawberries.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-01-09
That is an example of a demand for cheaper unskilled labor, not unskilled labor in general. That's an entirely different discussion. Also, why are you going on about Art History Majors?
1 bjt23 2018-01-09
So you think if they eliminated minimum wage, that all the unemployed people born here would work picking tobacco or whatever and there'd be enough labor to satisfy demand?
General shitpost stereotype "unemployed person" I guess maybe "coal miner" would've been a better shitposty example.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-01-09
No, not really. Clearly there are a myriad of factors at play. My point was that we have plenty of unskilled labor. 60% of the country has no secondary education. Beside, this all started with a comment about 19th century style imperialism, which would still not be a good solution for the kind of unskilled labor we need.
1 bjt23 2018-01-09
Aww rats I thought we were gonna have a fun angry internet fight... :(
1 Zozbot 2018-01-09
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1 Zozbot 2018-01-09
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1 Zozbot 2018-01-09
zozzle
1 bjt23 2018-01-09
Zoz!
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2018-01-09
Sorry, I'm tired and my back hurts. Maybe tomorrow night.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-09
Once Joe runs out of other options, he will learn to pick strawberries.
1 bjt23 2018-01-09
Joe's options won't run out, he has too much privilege. And too much pride.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-09
Ban white males from all desk work, problem solved.
1 bjt23 2018-01-09
👍👍👍
1 VidiotGamer 2018-01-09
Well I have three chests full of iron ore, a full suit of diamond armor and a pickaxe enchanted with Unbreakable III and Efficiency IV that proves you wrong.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-09
Not with that attitude.
1 oss_spy 2018-01-09
Not really bro. Name a location where we waltzed in, declared war, and took their resources.
1 DefNotaZombie 2018-01-09
bruh, take a look at this map of american bases abroad and tell me that doesn't look like an empire
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
Now lets use them properly!
1 DefNotaZombie 2018-01-09
I mean, America doesn't really need to since everyone consumes its media, its currency is the default standard, and its language is the lingua franca of the world
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-09
We could wipe out Islam and get rid of that idiot Merkel
1 DefNotaZombie 2018-01-09
Oooh, invading Germany first before they get a chance to get all riled up and start World War 3. I love it. Solid plan.
1 TheJum 2018-01-09
A preemptive strike against the dormant fascists.
1 TheJum 2018-01-09
A preemptive strike against dormant fascism.
1 [deleted] 2018-01-09
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1 oss_spy 2018-01-09
Except we pay those countries to lease that land and also promise military protection...so not, it really doesn’t look like an empire if you know what you’re talking about.
1 DefNotaZombie 2018-01-09
a: the military protection part definitely does
b: pay to lease the land is not actually important in the geopolitical scheme of things, it's more of a nicety
c: no u
1 oss_spy 2018-01-09
A. Empires don’t ask to use your land
B. Empires don’t pay after asking to use your land
C. U fokken wot m8
1 Cardaver 2018-01-09
“That just sounds like an empire with extra steps!” /s
1 Cardaver 2018-01-09
“That just sounds like an empire with extra steps!” /s
1 Ikea_Man 2018-01-09
hell yeah brother
let's invade Germany first this time and really spice it up
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
Germania delenda est
1 Ikea_Man 2018-01-09
deus vult
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
The same thing these days, amiright?
1 Yiin 2018-01-09
It is actually uplifting, read The Rise of Western Christiandom. It's literally nothing but that.
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
Went down hill when we gave up the old gods.
1 Yiin 2018-01-09
Same shit, different name. The Fall was just land reformation and don't let anyone tell you any different.
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
Pagans had much better parties.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-09
And they were correct.
1 siskonaut 2018-01-09
Imagine being so retarded that you see some fags on TV and think "so this is how great empires fell."
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
Don't be stupid.
They didn't have TV back then.
1 stevemisor 2018-01-09
Due to lead poising, missing teeth, literal barbarian raids, constant uprising over religious temples and literal barbarian hordes, I think you are being a bit self important
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
Look at me, I'm /u/stevemisor and I'm trying to serious post about the rise and fall of the Roman empire in /r/drama!
Also no mention of the Roman warming period and the problems this caused with trade due to issues with ports? Fucking kek man!
1 pepperouchau 2018-01-09
>implying you're not unironically butthurt about the "degeneracy" of modern society ITT
1 Yiin 2018-01-09
Wait, we aren't supposed to SRSpost about the Roman Empire here? That's like half my karma.
1 DefNotaZombie 2018-01-09
lead poisoning? haven't heard of that one
1 stevemisor 2018-01-09
They used lead pots and lined some aqua ducts with lead
People didn't know lead was bad for you until like the 1970s
1 UmmahSultan 2018-01-09
Romans absolutely knew that lead was bad.
The problem was that they used lead pots to store their cheap wine in, which the poor drank a lot of. Hence we have the FDA.
1 Rith2 2018-01-09
In fighting and foreign powers killed the romans not some degenerates you stupid fucker
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
Degenerates are why they lost. They mopped the field with those foreign powers before they caught the degeneracy.
1 Denny_Craine 2018-01-09
They never mopped the fields with the various germanic peoples. That's why they couldn't conquer them
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
Teutoburg was an inside job.
1 Brumaired 2018-01-09
Trans delenda est?
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
They do that to themselves enough.
1 Ikea_Man 2018-01-09
like a very slow oncoming train and I'm not allowed to get off the tracks
1 Denny_Craine 2018-01-09
Considering it took longer for Rome to collapse than the US has even existed I'm not too worried
Fucking tards on reddit constantly banging on about the fall of Rome as though it was something that could be witnessed within a couple years. Read a book you illiterate chodes
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.02.0001%3Abook%3D5%3Achapter%3D1
My favorite.
1 slimabob 2018-01-09
tldr
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
Something something Hibernia.
1 cunnus_maximus 2018-01-09
I like to think that 1700 years ago, little Decimus was shitposting on IVchan about how he wanted populuscide and couldn't wait for the barbarians to invade
1 Sentient_Atom 2018-01-09
You mean the "shit is fucked I guess it's time for another great collapse" feeling? Probably
1 Chicup 2018-01-09
Yes, but these people are focusing on bussy from the OP. Its /r/drama though, so its a meme here.
1 take_a_dumpling 2018-01-09
I'd also fuck a pony before a transwhatever.
1 giroth 2018-01-09
You'd want to go with a sheep
Sheep's vaginas as the closes to human female vaginas
1 BasedBeastMaster 2018-01-09
I won't ask how you know this.
1 Yiin 2018-01-09
Welsh. Australian/New Zealander.
/u/giroth?
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-01-09
I thought it was manatees
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-09
Unironically preferable to a man's butthole IMO
1 Greatpointbut 2018-01-09
WTF I like rap-guys now?
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2018-01-09
Its R and B not rap you racist.
1 [deleted] 2018-01-09
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1 roofied_elephant 2018-01-09
Rab?
1 DefNotaZombie 2018-01-09
no, Randb.
1 SaucyWiggles 2018-01-09
Why is it not "India tried to force a kiss on someone"? Because that's what happened. This is just blaming the victim because somebody involved in writing this likes India.
1 die_rattin 2018-01-09
Men can't be raped
1 SaucyWiggles 2018-01-09
Nice edge
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-09
Whites can't be raped too!
1 WarwiththeEskimos 2018-01-09
can we stop stating the obvious facts
1 broden 2018-01-09
"whites invented the family unit"
regards, dickie spencer
1 AlwaysFeral 2018-01-09
My former cellmate disagrees with you.
1 Bettina88 2018-01-09
Oh so you're limiting the definition of rape to actual violent penetration? Ok. Good to know.
Al those "too much alcohol" and "I didn't mean to" cases of regret-rape just went out the window, I guess.
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-09
India?
Like, the nation?
1 SaucyWiggles 2018-01-09
India Willoughby.
1 theycallmeryan 2018-01-09
I don’t know which is dirtier, a tranny or the shit covered streets of India
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-09
Ever seen an Indian tranny before? It's even dirtier than both of them
1 grungebot5000 2018-01-09
India
1 RecallRethuglicans 2018-01-09
Because he stated that his reason was discrimination. It wasn’t a good reason.
1 TheJum 2018-01-09
Any reason is a good reason.
His body, his choice.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2018-01-09
Discrimination is against the law. It’s fine as it’s not because he’s anti-LGBT.
1 TheJum 2018-01-09
There isn’t a law saying people have to be attracted to anyone else.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2018-01-09
He didn’t say it was due to a lack of attraction. He said it was because he’s anti-LGBT
1 TheJum 2018-01-09
Where has he said that he is anti-LGBT?
1 RecallRethuglicans 2018-01-09
When he said, “Not if you were trans.”
1 TheJum 2018-01-09
That is a preference.
You don’t get to decide who he is attracted to.
1 I_poop_in_The_Dark 2018-01-09
Not appeasing the tranny bussy is tantamount of rape, fyi.
1 TheJum 2018-01-09
Not wanting bussy should be declared rape.
As should wanting gussy.
Yuck.
1 SaucyWiggles 2018-01-09
It's not illegal for me to not kiss someone when they demand I do, this isn't a fucking business buddy. Don't conflate your ethics with my bedroom business, the fucking republicans are already trying to insert themselves into every bedroom in America.
1 lmao_how_old_are_you 2018-01-09
weak troll
1 lmao_how_old_are_you 2018-01-09
weak troll
1 thewire666 2018-01-09
if I say i am not attracted by bald people, does this mean i hate them and i am "baldphobic"? no, i wouldnt hate or discrimante them, i am just not attracted, thats all
1 whitebread_00 2018-01-09
Trans woman attempts to force unwanted sexual advances on Ginuwine on Live TV, is how the title should read.
1 thisplaceisanonsense 2018-01-09
So what is a transphobe? Is there an actual definition beyond 'someone who doesn't give a shit whether some sjw likes doesn't like that they think a man who calls himself a woman isn't in fact a woman?
Oh wow I have a phobia of not calling something something that it isn't. How immoral.
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2018-01-09
If you care about what genitals someone has then you are a transphobe.
1 Thot_Crusher 2018-01-09
This but entirely ironically
1 SMASH_N_SNIFF 2018-01-09
Do black people still hate BET or was that just a Boondocks joke? Asking for myself.
1 fsdgfhk 2018-01-09
Why did black people hate BET?
1 OniTan 2018-01-09
RAPE CULTURE!
Oh wait, it's a man being sexually harassed? It's cool then.
1 gives-out-hugs 2018-01-09
Fucking christ, this is so dumb, i dont expect anyone to be open to dating intersex (although why not right, we are like hannah's song, the best of both worlds), its all preference right, this whole "if you dont date x then you are xist" shit is so dumb, you dont control who makes you hard or moist, or hard and moist
1 VicisSubsisto 2018-01-09
Intersex != transgender
1 Smerphy 2018-01-09
I think /u/gives-out-hugs is saying that they are intersex.
1 Ohsoeasy 2018-01-09
He’s not gay. He doesn’t kiss other guys. I don’t see the problem.
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-01-09
straight people who aren't at least kissing gays are homophobic imo
it's not like you're sucking dick, it's just a peck. I mean, you kiss your mom on the cheek does that mean you fuck your mom
1 joeisreallycool 2018-01-09
/s?
1 Sentient_Atom 2018-01-09
No, no I don't. And people have no fucking obligation to cater to others sensibilities most especially when it comes to their own interpersonal physical interactions.
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-01-09
why do you have to hate gay people so much my man
1 Sentient_Atom 2018-01-09
What do you mean some very important people in my life are queer, why would you think I disagree with sexual preferences when I literally just said its everyone's right to decide what they find sexually stimulating to include their interpersonal physical interactions and what they consider arousing?
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-01-09
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPTjtZ31lwk
1 Sentient_Atom 2018-01-09
Can't say I get the relevance. I love my gay family member very much. And moreover I'm happy he's happy, I support his life choices and his sexual preference. I'll be at the wedding when the time comes.
That said, I stand by what I said. You can't force people to be attracted to you, and it isn't right to force other people into something they're not sexually ok with.
Saying a trans man should be treated equally is obvious, saying a straight man should be OK with fucking him and if he isn't he's homophobic is fucking retarded. Almost reminiscent of some pray the gay away reconditioning.
1 Ohsoeasy 2018-01-09
I’m just going to hope that you’re joking.
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-01-09
I do not lie, therefore it cannot be a joke, you homophobe
1 cleverseneca 2018-01-09
Straight people who aren't at least fellating gays are homophobic ino
It's not like balls are touching, it's just a blowjob. I mean, you blow your buddy as a joke, doesn't mean you don't say "no homo" afterwards
1 GeauxHouston22 2018-01-09
jesus, thank you. feel like I'm taking crazy pills
bout to have give some of the gay bashers a smooch
1 backltrack 2018-01-09
Well yeah
1 ItsSugar 2018-01-09
Literally who/what?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-01-09
Only racist, rapist transphobes turn away sexual favors.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-01-09
Smart move by Ginuwine tbh. I can't remember the last time the press wrote anything about him.
1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-09
Good for him.
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-01-09
Black dudes only go for the bussy on the dl.
1 Dank_Meems 2018-01-09
"My body my choice" unless you're a man. Then you're just an oppressive piece of shit.... Fuck your feminist PC bullshit.
1 97264759274748394845 2018-01-09
Feminist? This story involves two men. One who transformed into what he thinks a woman looks like while retaining the sense of entitlement of a man.
1 SmuggleTown 2018-01-09
look up intersectionality
born of femnism
1 westofthetracks 2018-01-09
what year is it
1 zergling_Lester 2018-01-09
Why don't transwomen date other transwomen or transmen? Are they the real transphobes?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-01-09
Because then they would be considered heterosexual trannies and trannies hate being heterosexual, duh
1 pleaseteal2 2018-01-09
Well
since
you
asked...
weird world we live in
1 ixtlu 2018-01-09
Wow I thought he was a made up character on Parks and Recreation. Had no idea he was a real person.
1 ihatehappyendings 2018-01-09
Ik, its crazy! I never thought such transphobic men exist!
1 Sentient_Atom 2018-01-09
Personal preference applies to perceived gender. Fuck off with trying to force people to do things they're not comfortable with.
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1 97264759274748394845 2018-01-09
A gay guy refused to date me once. I think that means he has a phobia against women. Make him date me reddit! In fact, make all the guys who have refused to date me in the past go out with me. Why are they so hateful against women! Going to go force myself on them while accusing them of being bigoted against women.
1 Awayfone 2018-01-09
don't forget to yell rape afterwards
1 75962410687 2018-01-09
Now you're getting it
1 broden 2018-01-09
Do you have a man vag for me to smaj?
1 omnomdrugs 2018-01-09
Gotta suck her dick or you're not straight.
1 Thot_Crusher 2018-01-09
Tbh if you don't let someone pressure you into doing sexual acts against your will, you're the real problem.
1 mr_almeida 2018-01-09
Literally who but also kinda funny
1 fucknazimodzzz 2018-01-09
Gg
1 Dr_Henry_Armitage 2018-01-09
What happened to my body my choice? Or does that only apply to women?
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1 SocialistEphebophile 2018-01-09
I am going to bravely point out that traps are gay.
1 GreenTiddyMilk 2018-01-09
You're either fucking someone with a dick. Or you're fucking the inside of someone's dick.
When in the hell did it become "phobic" to want to be with someone who was born with the parts you're sexually attracted to?!?