It's the year 2144, approximately 12 years after the Damore presidency. I'm permitted 12 Energy Efficiency Points (EEPs) in order to write this message on a computer and transmit it to the past, in the form of a post on r/drama.

So much has changed.

The first thing I must mention is that according the Audrian Principle, the sharing of this message to the past cannot alter the timeline; I can't get into the reasons why, because although Mandatory STEM (MSTEM) gave me the background I needed to understand and synthesize that information, I only have 11.8 EEPs now to finish my message.

So.

The second thing I must mention is Mandatory STEM (MSTEM). Now, this may come as a surprise, but fictional and "creative" enterprises have been made a Principal Offense as enforced by the National Capitalism-Autism Joint Execution, or NCAJE. In place of creative works, which have been described by incontrovertible scientific data to be an inefficient expenditure of human and environmental capital, we now have a much better system: MSTEM. We have, to use an outlawed form of communication known as "metaphor", trimmed the fat. The removal of emotion and arbitrary thought processes has resulted in a 700% increase in productivity, and there is virtually no waste. Even human excrement has become a matter of great interest, as we can count no less than 441 different uses for this material and let me tell you, sir, we have no hesitation in exploiting those practicalities.

Now who am I? Designated Form 45.L1? Arbitrary Cluster of Human Cells 63*954? No, silly. I'm Carter Creed, one of 12 humans selected from the national pool to engage in artistic endeavor, authorized by the NCAJE Committee on National Efficiencies. Of course, it would be less efficient to totally outlaw fiction and creative enterprises because there are neural pathways dedicated to such expressions embedded in the human synapses (which we have not been as yet able to locate and destroy fully); the solution then is to designate the emulation and continuance of human expression in 12 members of the human race, to prevent fomentation of unrest and psychological suffering. I have, within my lifetime, written 122 plays, 40 screenplays, 65 books, designed 12 music albums, and been the architect of 5 street performances.

[8 EEPS Remaining]

To the point, then.

Human life being extended to the average span of 180 or so years means there are many of us who were present when the Autismic Expansion was instantiated. Many of you reading this will still be alive as I write it. The Miracle of Damore set into motion all of these events, and if it weren't for the Neo-Founding Father, I wouldn't be enhanced, alive, and able to send this message to the year 2018. The events you're witnessing today are the first Big-E Efficiencies set into motion. (Efficiencies, for the sake of reaching across the gulf of language defined by over 150 years' gap, are much like Blessings in what was known in your time as religion.) Be calm in the storm, young men and women, for you are witnessing the advent of an epoch which will lead you to interstellar travel, inter-dimensional colonization, and most importantly the division of workplaces into gender-based roles informed by biological constants dictated by the laws of the universe (a.k.a. The First Efficiency.)

[5.5 EEPS Remaining]

So, it is with a heavy heart that I convey to you the ceasing of biological function, or more Efficiently the death, of our Neo-Founding Father and former President of the Global Governmental Network Dr. James Damore. He was found in his home today, vibrating in and out of the Lower Realm, when suddenly he snapped back into his body and spoke his final words.

"Tell them," he said. "Tell them of the feats of our kind. Do it with 12 EEPS. Show them how far we have come, and comfort their last confused remnants of emotion and uncertainty with my words. Enable them to see the light of autism and compartmentalization of roles based on biological truths dictated by the principles of our universe." And then he was gone, his body transformed by interpolation tuned to the frequency of Chimes's Traveler's Paradigm, a physical aftereffect of Mind Shooting.

[3 EEPS Remaining]

And so here I am. In the spirit of the Neo-Founding Father, I communicate solace. I am one of the last beings on Earth whose chemical and genetic composition remains unaltered, so that I might bring to the world the joy of creative enterprise. But do not pity me, for I am Efficient as well, so much so that I deliver this message of our Neo-Founding Father's greatness in only 10 EEPS.

May the Principles of Biological Mind Guide you.

[2 EEPS Remaining]